The world is divided...

[TheSamurai Hobo]

I'm a sitting leaner

Yea, I'm a leaner too. But I sit down for much longer than needed whenever I sh*t. I just go into a trance like thingy, and think about all sorts of useless stuff. Until someone bangs on the door, leaving me with an empty feeling in my stomach. And dried up sh*t in my arse. (Well, sometimes dried.)

 

I thought there was only my way. I guess I have something to think about next time I take a dump.

I enjoy thinking about stuff when I'm taking a sh*t too

[pimp_60cent]

Why the f*ck is I don't wipe in last?!

 

 

 

 

Also, this thread deserves to be pinned. One of the best we had in a while.

[Moth]

The people that wipe their ass while standing are f*cking animals.

 

I sit by the way.

[Venom]

I wipe whilstg sitting down - once done, I stand up and pull up my trousers etc.

I don't get how wiping whilst standing seems normal..

[TubbyJ]

The people that wipe their ass while standing are f*cking animals.

 

I sit by the way.

You sit-and-sh*tters are an abomination upon the good morals of hardworking standers like me. You, good sir, are the reason for cancer in young children and the murder of billions of puppies. I despise you and your failed system of ass-wiping. Good day.

[Digital Murders]

 

I think I'm going to have to go try something new tomorrow.

Ok, so I tried standing today and it wasn't easy.

 

After said defecation, it took me awhile to muster up some courage to stand up because I was so frightened that I may end up with poo all over my sweet baby cheeks. Well, long story short...it took me more wipes of the ass than it would if I were sitting down. Approx. 7. My rule is if it takes me more than 3 wipes, I'm getting in the shower. And then once I got out of the bathroom, my ass just didn't feel clean. It bothered the hell out of me until I got out of work.

 

Obviously you learn the tricks of the trade over the years depending on which you choose to do, but I don't see myself trading the comfort of sitting over standing. It was just awkard.

 

And yes, I pretty much asked everyone I worked with if they sat or stood.

Edited August 13, 2008 by Digital Murders

[pimp_60cent]

I crouch. You know that linebacker stance in football? Yeah, that.

 

 

 

half standing, half sitting, all the comfort.

[TheSamurai Hobo]

^ I squat too

 

 

I think I'm going to have to go try something new tomorrow.

Ok, so I tried standing today and it wasn't easy.

 

After said defecation, it took me awhile to muster up some courage to stand up because I was so frightened that I may end up with poo all over my sweet baby cheeks. Well, long story short...it took me more wipes of the ass than it would if I were sitting down. Approx. 7. My rule is if it takes me more than 3 wipes, I'm getting in the shower. And then once I got out of the bathroom, my ass just didn't feel clean. It bothered the hell out of me until I got out of work.

 

Obviously you learn the tricks of the trade over the years depending on which you choose to do, but I don't see myself trading the comfort of sitting over standing. It was just awkard.

 

And yes, I asked pretty much asked everyone I worked with if they sat or stood.

Next sh*t, I'll try sitting

 

I hope I don't realize my fear of wiping then looking to see if it's clean and scrape it on my sack

Edited August 13, 2008 by TheSamurai Hobo

[Digital Murders]

Oh, and an interesting thing I found about the standers are the bigger the build they are, the more prone they are to standing.

[Wanted Assailant]

Oh, and an interesting thing I found about the standers are the bigger the build they are, the more prone they are to standing.

Lies. It has been studied and confirmed by scientists that people who wipe their crack standing up are mentally unstable and must immediately have their buttocks shaven off.

[Ronnyboy]

Oh, and an interesting thing I found about the standers are the bigger the build they are, the more prone they are to standing. 

Lies. It has been studied and confirmed by scientists that people who wipe their crack standing up are mentally unstable and must immediately have their buttocks shaven off.

This is the way, WWIII begins...

[Pat]

 

I crouch.

That counts as standing.

 

 

I'd like to point out that if your bum is off the seat, you're standing, even if you're just crouching.

@Wanted Assailant: You claim that we're mentally unstable, and yet we're still beating you in the poll. Denial, perhaps?

[Mike Tequeli]

I don't understand standing (get it) its illogical, messier and looks weird. My world as I know it is turning upside down as I see standing winning. I would be shocked if there were even a minority of standers, but its a good thing I'm not the only sitter of I'd have to go jump off a bridge. Luckily I know that if a war ever broke out, our superior intelligence would leave us the victors, and the poll would be 100% in our favor (non wipers die too).

 

 

Sorry but this seemed so relevant.

 

[pimp_60cent]

I used to sit down when I was like a prepubescent tween. But like I've been standing for like 4-5 years and gotten used to it. It's easier.

 

1. sh*t

2. crouch/stand

3. wipe, wipe

4. pull up my pants

5. flush

 

But I absolutely HATE taking sh*ts in hospitals or anywhere public. Yeah, there's paper, but no freaking baby wipes!

[Wanted Assailant]

 

@Wanted Assailant: You claim that we're mentally unstable, and yet we're still beating you in the poll. Denial, perhaps?

Pfffftt, one vote.

 

You know the best people in the world sit when wiping.

 

 

 

 

 

Samuel L. Jackson sits wiping.

 

Gorbachev sits wiping.

 

Adolf Hitler sat wiping.

 

Mozart sat wiping.

 

Beethoven sat wiping.

 

Albert Einstein sat wiping.

 

Osama Bin Laden sits wiping.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hell, even Jesus sat wiping.

 

 

It's correct.

[pimp_60cent]

^ this man cannot prove his claims!

[Moth]

^ this man cannot prove his claims!

Yet you don't bring any evidence to prove him wrong. Until you do this is going to be consider FACT!!

[Tony Mozzarelli 80]

 

^ this man cannot prove his claims!

Yet you don't bring any evidence to prove him wrong. Until you do this is going to be consider FACT!!

Yes and since i'm going to concur with the old 'i remember hearing that too' position, the validity of his statement has hereby been strengthened. The burden of proof is now yours, and the ball is in your court

 

Standers are evil personnified

Edited August 13, 2008 by Tony Mozzarelli 80

[Simon.]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

[Ronnyboy]

I have proof that people wipe there ass with Osama.

 

[Pat]

 

You know the best people in the world sit when wiping.

 

Adolf Hitler sat wiping.

 

Osama Bin Laden sits wiping.

I knew you sitters were evil. Evil I say!

 

Besides, if you wipe while sitting, you have a vagina. It's a fact.

Edited August 13, 2008 by Pat

[Tony Mozzarelli 80]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

You're even worse than standers, sitting (or standing) on the f*cking fence. I hereby consider you a traitor and you will henceforth be doomed to crawl on your belly for all eternity

[TubbyJ]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

[Ronnyboy]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

He can go neutral you know.

[TubbyJ]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

He can go neutral you know.

Neutral=enemy. There's no gray area. There's only right and wrong in this war of ideals.

[Pat]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

He can go neutral you know.

Neutral=enemy. There's no gray area. There's only right and wrong in this war of ideals.

Indeed. He's either with us, or against us, Ronnyboy.

[Tony Mozzarelli 80]

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

He can go neutral you know.

Neutral=enemy. There's no gray area. There's only right and wrong in this war of ideals.

Indeed. He's either with us, or against us, Ronnyboy.

Exactly, you're a sitter, or you hate freedom and liberty to the extent that you are willing to back Al Quaida and go against everything a free society sits for

[Picolini]

 

TIME FOR A MINDf*ck

Now as if this thread wasn't already so mind-f*cking-blowing and controversial... I present to you a new question.

Over, or under?

 

 

 

 

Over, for me.

[Ronnyboy]

 

It depends on the mood and the toilet location. I guess I get the best of both worlds .

Pick a side. We're at war.

He can go neutral you know.

Neutral=enemy. There's no gray area. There's only right and wrong in this war of ideals.

Indeed. He's either with us, or against us, Ronnyboy.

Exactly, you're a sitter, or you hate freedom and liberty to the extent that you are willing to back Al Quaida and go against everything a free society sits for

To the death! Standers need to have there legs chopped off for there idiocy. Torture them by covering the floor with electric wires, so they can not stand. Let there sh*t be wet and explosions where they will need to wipe all around their ass.

 

No standers shall live when this battle ends!

 

@Pic: Over, it's so much easier then having to role the paper so you can grab it, and it bends easier when it is over.

[Tony Mozzarelli 80]

Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind