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How to be "black enough":


Breaking Bohan
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Breaking Bohan

Being a stupid white guy, from a cornfield, can someone explain to me what people mean when they criticize someone (i.e., Obama) for not being "black enough"? I'm assuming other black people are most likely those who would say this as some sort of criticism ... but I don't understand exactly what this means. ((I'm not just limiting the discussion to Obama, use any example you want, this is just the only person that came to mind)).

 

Ok Ok - I'm assuming that if someone (jessie jackson, say) said that Obama may not be "black enough" --- first, I would be confused - that's why I'm here.

Next, I would take this to mean, that the person must be acting white or eurasian or something other than "black".

So, does acting more "black" mean acting less "everything-not-black"?

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Digital Murders

Uhm, I have never heard that used to describe anyone.

 

I'm assuming that it means that he (Obama) doesn't have any good positions that have to do with inner city concerns.

 

Or he ain't thug 'nuff. Werd.

 

 

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Damn, Mike beat me to it. tounge.gif

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See, he is more of a Pantone 729 C. To be an effective black person, you need to be more around Pantone 732 C or Pantone 1545 C.

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Breaking Bohan

ok ok --- but how do you describe the quality?

I thought I might have had it ... but then I lost it, and

--now I may be more confused--

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ok ok --- but how do you describe the quality?

One is really a pastel and the others are more nutty, rich colors.

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ok ok --- but how do you describe the quality?

One is really a pastel and the others are more nutty, rich colors.

Nutty? So the Nuttier the "blacker"?

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ok ok --- but how do you describe the quality?

One is really a pastel and the others are more nutty, rich colors.

Nutty? So the Nuttier the "blacker"?

I know this black kid who's pretty crazy, in fact, he just had his car stolen and he's threatening to beat everyone up he comes into contact with until he finds his car.

 

It doesn't even start.

 

They towed that bitch.

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ok ok --- but how do you describe the quality?

One is really a pastel and the others are more nutty, rich colors.

Nutty? So the Nuttier the "blacker"?

That's pretty much the scientific explanation of Eddie Murphy movies.

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See, he is more of a Pantone 729 C. To be an effective black person, you need to be more around Pantone 732 C or Pantone 1545 C.

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I dont like where this is going... dozingoff.gif

Me neither but a few comments were a bit funny.

 

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Goddamn Soulja Boy, sounds like a pre-schooler. Pisses me off royally for some reason.

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Breaking Bohan

The only person I recognize is Mr.T!?

 

So if one adopts the qualities of Mr.T they will become "more black"?

 

 

@ DigitalM: that was amusing!

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He is not black enough means he is not remembering where he came from and what his persona reflects on other black people. He trying to be more white than black to get the publics approval in this case run for office.

I don't see anything wrong with it but other's might see it as a sellout ph34r.gif

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He is not black enough means he is not remembering where he came from and what his persona reflects on other black people. He trying to be more white than black to get the publics approval in this case run for office.

I don't see anything wrong with it but other's might see it as a sellout ph34r.gif

ok ok - that sortof makes sense, but:

 

1. But who's he selling out?

 

2. What's he selling?

 

3. Who's buying?

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He is not black enough means he is not remembering where he came from and what his persona reflects on other black people. He trying to be more white than black to get the publics approval in this case run for office.

I don't see anything wrong with it but other's might see it as a sellout ph34r.gif

ok ok - that sortof makes sense, but:

 

1. But who's he selling out?

 

2. What's he selling?

 

3. Who's buying?

1. Afro-Americans

 

2. Crack

 

3. Dope fiends

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He is not black enough means he is not remembering where he came from and what his persona reflects on other black people. He trying to be more white than black to get the publics approval in this case run for office.

I don't see anything wrong with it but other's might see it as a sellout ph34r.gif

ok ok - that sortof makes sense, but:

 

1. But who's he selling out?

 

2. What's he selling?

 

3. Who's buying?

Selling: Himself

Buying: The Majority

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ok ok - so what would you all suggest one do to become "black enough" to satisfy the critics? (besides selling crack)

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Expensive cars with big rims, chains that hang to your knees and clothing ten times the size you actually wear.

 

You need "duckets" too. Homie.

 

Werd to yer gmammy.

 

Why is this topic still open? I think you just want to know how to be black or something. In which case, why be something that you're not. White boooooooiiiiii!

 

And you'll never be black, nor will I.

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GOON

 

 

 

ok ok - so what would you all suggest one do to become "black enough" to satisfy the critics? (besides selling crack)

idk if you're joking, but that's f*cked. That's like saying, "how do I become mexican enough" (besides mowing lawns)

 

 

 

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ok ok - so what would you all suggest one do to become "black enough" to satisfy the critics? (besides selling crack)

Thats a dumb question. What makes you think selling crack will darken your skin? This isnt funny.

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Breaking Bohan
ok ok - so what would you all suggest one do to become "black enough" to satisfy the critics?  (besides selling crack)

Thats a dumb question. What makes you think selling crack will darken your skin? This isnt funny.

I'm the one asking the questions here ... to answer your question: I don't know. If you happen to know, please share.

 

Off Topic: Nutboy - did you ever try the anti-persperant, how'd it work out for you?

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