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Why don't you have a seat right there.


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Tony Mozzarelli 80
Wait a second, i knew there was a reason that the Predator learned how to say

 

"Want some candy?"

 

Call Arnie quick

It was Danny Glover youuu.. FOOL!

 

Danny Glover should take a seat

What with all the old black actors dying? i think we need to leave Glover out of this

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The Unvirginiser

 

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

Hi, why won't you take a seat over there?

   -                                                  Will  says:

hahaha

   -                                                  Will  says:

are you her father?

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

No, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

   -                                                  Will  says:

I was lonely.. I just wanted a friend

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

I see you brought a bag. What is in it?

   -                                                  Will   says:

Oh, erm, some vodka for my, erm, Grandma.. she's in the hospital

*drops bag, contents spill on to floor*

Oh Jesus..

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

Are the condoms for your grandma as well?

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

And whats with the handcuffs?

   -                                                  Will    says:

My Grandma needs to condoms.. for her erm.. erm.. home made nebuliser? Yeah.. NO! Erm.. there a friend's.. and the handcuffs? Erm.. I've never seen them before in my life.. what's that paper in your hand?

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

It's from a chatline transcript.

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

It says your online handle is "The Unvirginiser", is that correct?

   -                                                  Will     says:

Yes..

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

You said you like to to play cops and robbers with girls naked. And you think its okay?

   -                                                  Will      says:

oh, I never said that.. I was at a party and I left my computer on and somebody must have said that

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

Then can you explain these pictures?

   -                                                  Will     says:

Oh.. that's my horse Sally

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

OK, well you're free to go...

   -                                                  Will        says:

Okay, well I'm very sorry..

   -                                                  Will        says:

*goes outside*

   -                                                  Will        says:

*Walks down street.. towards car*

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

GET ON THE GROUND NOW!

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

*fires tazer*

   -                                                  Will        says:

*Makes a run for it*

   -                                                  Will        says:

AHH! STOP FIRING TEH TAZOR

   -                                                  Will        says:

*Keeps running*

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

*shoots in knee with pistol*

   -                                                  Will         says:

*Falls*

Ow! Jesus!

Why can't I f*ck a 13 year old huh? What gives you the right to and I don't? Ey? Ey? I'm f*cking talking to you Chris you fag!

Runey: RPP- Seen in 5 continents says:

We got all this on tape.

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Sir Million Knives
You do realize Demarest ain't around anymore, don't you?

I wouldn't be so sure, captain

I lold a little.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

I thought he meant like..OLD GIRLS.. ya know?

 

Like Late 30s and early 40s.

 

Young girls to me is anyone 18 to 21 and Girls are between 21 and 27 and....

 

Am I missing something here?

 

What is the deal with the whole pedophile thingy?

 

Man, children are not girls when you are talking about attraction as far as I am concerned.

 

And yes....it is rather common to call women GIRLS most of the time in common speach.

 

Freaks.

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Wanted Assailant

 

Wall text of sh*t I had just read.

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Wow, Unvirginiser.

 

 

 

In before lockage at page 58.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

no u have a seat mr.

Yes, I believe mr. Cris Hansen is projecting.

 

So, the OP has some issues.

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Kind of a lame joke. It would've been more edgy or relevant in 2006 or whenever To Catch a Predator debuted. Sorry. confused.gif

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Am I the only one that thought he was insinuating that he was a homosexual, and not a pedophile?

QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration!

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Wanted Assailant
Am I the only one that thought he was insinuating that he was a homosexual, and not a pedophile?

Homosexual that likes old woman.

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Am I the only one that thought he was insinuating that he was a homosexual, and not a pedophile?

Homosexual that likes old woman.

There's so many things in the world now that you can't understand who's who. Pedos that dislike kids, homosexuals that wants the other sex. It's insane.

 

And yeah, I lol'd on the Demarest thing lol.gif

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I am afraid if I post here the FBI will come to my house and question me. I mean, a guy in the basement, looking at pedo bear and reading things crouched in front of his computer with no pants. That would make you want to him.

 

DON"T SUE ME!

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I smell a newfag who still thinks pedo jokes are funny, and funny enough to make a joke alt.

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Can we have a word? why don't you take a seat right there, just have a seat.

NO. I'm 13, they aren't underage for me. user posted image

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Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake

What's this topic about?

 

I started out as a Slamman bash thread, is it still that?

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I smell a newfag who still thinks pedo jokes are funny, and funny enough to make a joke alt.

really? i smell an oldfag.

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Can we have a word? why don't you take a seat right there, just have a seat.

NO. I'm 13, they aren't underage for me. user posted image

It doesn't work that way!

 

I was lmao at the first page but now its just boring.

 

Oh, and in before lock!

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This topic deserves pinnage.

I 100% support that statement. This the best topic in a long time.

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Formerly known as The General

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IT'S THE GTA FORUMS REVOLUTION!!!

 

inlove.gif or angry.gif your choice, but we will all fall to this new revolution.

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Tony Mozzarelli 80

I'd just like to interject here and point out that i have no idea what any of you are talking about

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Breaking Bohan
I'd just like to interject here and point out that i have no idea what any of you are talking about

Well, how do you think that dude feels hiding in his basement, slumped over the computer, sweating, he lost his pants, and he also feels the agents closing in?

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Statutory Ray

Hey Chris. It's been a while since we've met, but hopefully you remember me!

 

No, it wasn't at somebody's house, rather a hotel in Portland. Check my profile if your memory needs jogging.

 

Edit: Also the 4chan sh*t is on high in this thread. The OP wasn't even that bad, since the same kind of sh*t has been posted on other forums long before 4chan made it popular.

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