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fastdriver

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fastdriver

Post all ped quotes/sayings you hear from them!

 

"I don't care what other people think" brunette lady

 

"Let's take this ONLINE!" during a fist fight ROFL!

 

"Hey get off the streets get ONLINE!"

 

"I'm gonna make a fortune selling pet food!" he must be the creator of "Bitchin' Dogfood" from GTA III lol

 

"All you fools will work for me!" same guy^

 

"I'm late for a swingin' party!" when blocking a guy sitting in a car

 

"I'm an ex-marine!" from an old man when fist-fighting

 

"Im puttin' my Gucci on the internet" prostitute

 

"sh*tty weather will be a thing of the past!"

 

"You wouldn't fight someone with a heart condition would you?" when fist fighting a guy in a blue suit.

Edited by fastdriver

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greebo-man

'Ah gotta date with a cheese deluxe!' - Whenever you piss off a fat guy. Lol.

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Flesh-n-Bone

"Hurry up I'm late for a swinging party!" - Salvatore

 

is my favorite..

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greebo-man

I do like it when Toni shouts 'This is Toni Cipriani kicking your asses' into the mutilated faces of his most recent victims. Makes me feel nice inside.

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killingspree

when this guy in a dark blue jacket is running from the cops and bumps into someone he says "Watch the pickpocket son"

 

 

i think he is trying to say watch out for pickpockets, but his grammar is so bad that you can hardly tell

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Vince_ThePhoenix

" We all want peace, but my peace not their f*cking peace. " - Salvatore

" Hey, I'm the boss now! Me! " - Salvatore

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Smiley001

"Screw this internet thing"

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Maxrevv

A bit censored but oh well.. smile.gif

 

Maria: F*ck you!!!

Salvatore: F*ck me? F*uck you!! In fact,evryone has!!! Jesus,i've met rabbits who f*ck less than you...

 

 

just want to be the first one to say these...

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Flesh-n-Bone

The last part was wrong.

 

It says "Christ - I've meet rabbits who like to f*ck less than you."

 

And Maria says something like "f*ck you Salvatore Leone, you no dick wife bullying Italian piece of sh*t."

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SPAS_12

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan is a communist.

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan supports compulsory buggery!

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan wears his daughters underwear!

 

Epic lol.

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Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan is a communist.

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan supports compulsory buggery!

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan wears his daughters underwear!

 

Epic lol.

Let me put more in + some of ures

 

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES? O'DONOVAN!

O'DONOVAN DRESSES IN HIS DAUGHTER'S UNDERWEAR!

O'DONOVAN IS A JUNKIE!

O'DONOVAN BELIEVES IN COMPULSORY BUGGERY!

O'DONOVAN'S A COMMUNIST!

O'DONOVAN GETS NAKED WITH HOGS!

O'DONOVAN HATES AMERICA!

O'DONOVAN HAS THREE WIVES!

The pro-Love propaganda is also funny.

WHO WON'T TAX THE WEALTHY?

DONALD LOVE BELIEVES IN MOURGE ACCESS FOR ALL!

DONALD LOVE IS A WAR HERO!

A VOTE FOR LOVE IS A VOTE FOR HAPPINESS!

DONALD LOVE - TOUGH ON VEGETARIANS!

 

 

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JasonAW

While aiming a gun at a fat lady, "oh it does no good to shoot fat folk".

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SPAS_12
Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan is a communist.

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan supports compulsory buggery!

 

Toni Cipriani: O'Donnovan wears his daughters underwear!

 

Epic lol.

Let me put more in + some of ures

 

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES? O'DONOVAN!

O'DONOVAN DRESSES IN HIS DAUGHTER'S UNDERWEAR!

O'DONOVAN IS A JUNKIE!

O'DONOVAN BELIEVES IN COMPULSORY BUGGERY!

O'DONOVAN'S A COMMUNIST!

O'DONOVAN GETS NAKED WITH HOGS!

O'DONOVAN HATES AMERICA!

O'DONOVAN HAS THREE WIVES!

The pro-Love propaganda is also funny.

WHO WON'T TAX THE WEALTHY?

DONALD LOVE BELIEVES IN MOURGE ACCESS FOR ALL!

DONALD LOVE IS A WAR HERO!

A VOTE FOR LOVE IS A VOTE FOR HAPPINESS!

DONALD LOVE - TOUGH ON VEGETARIANS!

 

 

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O-SHI

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darius940304

I love the one Toni says in(i don't know the exact name for the mission) Macffrey' mission....You say jump I say screw you.....made me laugh a lot:))) biggrin.gif

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kenny_mcormick

"i am more than a walking appetite" fat woman in white shirt.

"do i like humpty dumpty?" fat woman in purple tracksuit.

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igloo

"No finance, no romance"

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Shnooblooogloo

What does the black car jacker with the blue jacket say? I can never understand him. mercie_blink.gif

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junkie2115

"Whos your Mommy.. uh.. i mean Daddy" - Toni Sleeping with Prostitute

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Marcos111

"Hurry up I'm late for a swinging party!"

"C'mon man, let's go!"

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SeroH

"Credit cards are like domestic cow" - rich girl on yellow dress

"I don't have time for these small potato deals" - executive girl in dark red suit

"Oh my virgin eyes!" - single woman (blue pants, white shirt)

"Gotta get a drink with a stranger after that" - woman (wears a red hat, blue skirt and green shirt)

"Have you ever tried Grin?" - fat woman with yellow shirt and black pants

"Y2K is so 19th century" - student boy from Liberty Campus

"That man hate women, because we are one" - feminist student from Liberty Campus

"Sh-t, that was my aortha" - rich guy in dark blue suit

"Do I look like humpty dumpty?" - black woman (entirely wears purple)

"Man, all worthless dogs" - woman (wears a red hat, gray-red jacket and blue jeans)

"Buy low and sell high" - the same guy from LC Confidental (spawns at night on Aspatria, Fort Staunton, airport and Cedar Grove)

"Ah, pumpkin? no pushing" - a gay guy from Aspatria (wears a yellow hat, yellow shirt and black cargo pants)

Edited by GloryBox94

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Ivan1997GTA

"I'm starving here!" - Fat male pedestrian while driving.

"You're wasting the future here!" - Rich internet obsessed businessman while driving.

"I just bought this thing!" - Taxi driver when crashing into his car.

"Watch it, idiot!" - Rich woman in red that spawns in Staunton Island & Shoreside Vale.

"It's my company car!" - Businesswoman in Staunton Island & Shoreside Vale when being carjacked.

"You want some nightstick?!" - LCPD officer.

"Jimmy, can you keep this 'copter steady?" - Police Maverick pilot.

"Hey, I nearly threw up my lunch!" - Fat white/black pedestrian.

"You're messin' with a real gangster now!" - White jacket Forelli member in a gunfight.

"You gotta be dead on your hands!" - Blue jacket Forelli member in a gunfight.

"I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now!" - Rich businessman in light blue held at gunpoint.

"I had a mansion in Vice City." - Columbian Cartel member in red.

"My hairstyle is 60% grease!" - Sindacco member with glasses.

"I'm gonna take you apart, piece by piece!" - Dark jacket Sindacco member in a gunfight.

"What's your problem, pal?" - White carjacker.

"Can't wait to flame you on message boards!" - Rich internet obsessed businessman in a fistfight.

"Move it, I'm missing the sale!" - Thin black woman obsessed with shopping while driving.

"Two weeks, and no rain?" - Poor old woman.

"I'm as high as a kite!" - Fat woman in a yellow shirt.

"WHAT?!" - Yakuza member in shades being carjacked.

"Hey, get off, get off!" - Rich businessman in light blue being carjacked.

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DoctorMike

Sorry if this post is so long.

 

 

Paramedics

 

No insurance? Here, take an aspirin.

Check his wallet.

Police

 

When shooting

 

Aim for his head!

Aim for his spine!

Aim for his nuts!

Aim for his rectum!

No judge, no jury!

It's the justice!

I'm opening fire!

I ain't asking for it again!

This is going to end right now!

When punching

 

Check it I'm tougher than you.

Think you can beat me?

You'll wake up in a cell!

You wanna rock huh?

You want some nightstick?

pushed

 

Use your damn eye.

Have respect for the law!

Hey! I'm gonna crucify you!

Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser

 

Don't make me arrest ya pal

FBI

 

Opening fire! Opening fire!

You were asking for it!

Police Helicopter

 

LCPD!

This is LCPD!

LCPD, this is the end of the line!

Hold it right there!

Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now!

You just got my buddy! GAAH!

You are a sitting duck, buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways)

This ain't a marathon, buddy, STAND STILL!

I got this person in my sight!

See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy!

Says something about Toni in the movie 'The Mainframe'.

Leone Family

 

random dialog

 

Hey, family's family. You know?

What? Do I amuse you?

You ever tried the gastrics and sausages?

Italian-American stereotypes, you know? But hey that was then you know?

pushed

 

You'd better learn some respect there, junior.

Eh! Watch the shoes here!

That's an Italian suit, okay?

shooting

 

I'm going to shoot you on sight!

I'll show you what it means to f*ck with a Leone!

Now you know what it means to f*ck with the Leones!

Sindacco Family

 

random dialog

 

The boss ain't too happy.

Gotta get a place ready for the shylock.

The Forellis have gone too f*ckin' far this time.

My hairstyle is 60% grease.

Hey, my mama says I got an Oedipus complex.

pushed

 

Big mistake!

Back off!

You got a problem?

I'll remember your face.

shooting

 

Wanna dance, pretty boy?

I'm gonna beat you black and blue!

I'm gonna rip your f*ckin' head off.

I'ma take you apart, piece by piece.

Forelli Family

 

random dialog

 

He talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles.

Boss'll be a killer like his dad when he grows up.

Kids today got no discipline.

Now, I'm a decent guy.

When I lose my temper, heads roll. Got it?

pushed

 

Do I know you?

Show a little respect, huh?

Your mother would be ashamed.

What is this, a sidewalk, now?

Whose town do you think this is?

shooting

 

You are dealing with the real gang!

You're messing with a real gangster now!

Let's see what you got, tough guy!

Triads

 

random dialog

 

Crazy fool, Mafia.

Crazy Mafia, chicken-brains.

Kill me some Mafia and take their ears.

pushed

 

Look where you're going!

You watch it, dumbass!

Careful!

Triad fires at Toni

 

Shut up

You want a split skull?

I'll dice yo' face!

You wanna dance? Huh?

Toni tries to run down Triad

 

Watch it!

You Crazy!

Oh Hell No!

Crazy Idiot!

You Idiot!

Yakuza

 

jumping away from car

 

Wa, Goregore (=What the hell)

pushed

 

Don insurlt (insult) me!

Toni blocks the road

 

You move out the way now.

Colombians

 

random dialog

 

I had a mansion in Vice City.

I'm the daddy now.

Do I sound like a stereotype to you?

Oh man, I got the best llello.

It's all there. Good for makin' babies.

pushed

 

Cuidado, man!

Oye! Watch those shoes, man!

You pushing the big man, ah?

You got big cojones!

attacking

 

You attacking the big man, eh?

You disrespecting me, amigo?

Oh this is how it's gonna go down, huh?

Southside Hoods

 

pushed

 

GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Get outta my way, fool!

Yo man, I'm clean.

Random dialogue

 

I got the rage, man!

I can go hours without a hit, man!

I ain't afraid of no one, apart from myself.

Pulling Toni out of his car

 

Get out of there, bitch.

Yo, come here.

Now run, little girl.

Car Jacked by Toni

 

What's up, fool?!

You just about ruin your life here!

Firing at Toni

 

Oh, your a tough guy, huh?

Yo, step up, bad man!

Oh, you're about to get splat!

Uptown Yardies

 

Yardies fire at Toni

 

You want some of this?

Toni rams a Yardie Lobo

 

What are you doing!

Random dialogue between Pedestrians

 

It's good that I don't have to be angry these days.

I gotta get over this guilty feeling.

I made a commitment to myself.

I can't believe he dumped me.

Men: all worthless dogs.

Eat more meat.

I gotta keep my blood pressure down.

There's a Burger Shot 'round here, someplace.

Why am I always so hungry?

Screw this internet thing.

My laptop weighs a ton.

Who needs men when you have money?

I don't have time for these small-potato deals.

I wish I were rich.

I-wanna-be-rich-dot-com.

Gotta take this whole town online.

I mean, this is the new economy!

The ferry situation is not getting any better.

Yeah, yeah.

Can I borrow 2 dollars?

When I retire, it will be sun, sun, sun.

sh*t weather will be a thing of the past!

And it's off to Vice city.

2 bucks is all I need.

Hey my wallet is empty.

My pimpmobile gettin' new rims!

Believe it, receive it, achieve it.

Bitch, I'm doin' me.

I knew I shoulda wore pink.

I should go back to strippin'.

I'm puttin' my coochie on the internet.

I can't believe she left me after 27 years.

What's the giggle guy got that I don't?

Manila, or Bangkok?

I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size.

All these damn illegal immigrants!

Get off welfare and get a job!

This town has turned into a sh*thole.

Have you ever seen crappier weather?

My wife wants me to dump my porn collection.

Is there a good porn shop around here?

My heart can't take it much longer.

I guess I can diddle myself.

I never sucked him off.

It's tough being an addict, man.

I let 'em touch me for money.

Pedestrian (pushed)

 

Stop breaking my balls!

Don't push me, will ya?

Get the f*ck outta my way!

Ow! My heart!

Get out of my damn way!

Pushing is an insult.

Just try and take my wallet.

Watch for pickpockets, son.

I got quick fingers, yo!

f*ckin' caught 'cause of y'all?

You're rude.

Hey that felt kinda nice.

Well hello there, handsome!

That was no accident, handsome!

All you fools will work for me.

Don't touch me dirtbag.

Get off!

'Scuse me

EXCUSE ME!

Hello

Hey get off the streets, get online.

Come on, boo, don't grab!

I don't do the S&M sh*t.

Careful.

Manners please.

Watch where ya goin.

C'mon pal, I don't wanna suck you!

Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon.

Don't worry, I'll bury myself.

Gonna put my hip out of place.

You're slackin', I'm mackin'.

Don't hate, congratulate, playa!

Hey! I'm nearly throw up my lunch!

I bruise easily.

You got something in yo' eye?

I need just a little more room.

Where have you been all my life?

sh*t! That was my aorta.

My left ventricle!

Pedestrian (attacking)

 

Tough man, you're toast.

Know your friend's gonna beat on you.

You are beating on women, huh?

You won't hit a man with a heart condition, would you?

Don't hit me hard, I've a bad heart!

Your aorta is toast!

I'm gonna kick your trick-ass.

A bitch can defend herself.

No finance, no romance.

I'm a pimp, not a bitch, bitch!

You think I can't still mix it up?

I'm an ex-Marine, dickhead.

I'm gonna cream you, asshole.

You think I'm scared pal?

Imma knock your ass out!

You ruined my day!

You gonna fight huh?

I'm gonna beat you up!

I'll hit you with my laptop.

You can't hit a woman.

I'm not cute, but I'm hard as nails.

I can be even more rough in the sack, you know.

Let's make love, not war.

Pull my hair! Pull my hair!

You don't scare me!

You chauvinist pig!

Dick!

I'm gonna rip out your spine!

You're a barbarian!

C'mon, loser!

You would hit a girl.

What do you think, I'm afraid of you?

Stand back, i'm flammable!

If there's 3 of ya, i'll kill all of ya.

Think I care about getting hurt, fool?

Come on now!

Pedestrian (when Toni aims gun at them)

 

Please! I have a heart infection!

Gimme a break, I'm just a chunky.

Guns? So bold and common.

I got no one to care of me anyway.

Police! I've been assaulted!

I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now!

Hey, I should sell guns on the internet!

Come on man, please don't!

I got a bigger gun than that.

Oh My God, is that real?!

Pedestrian (jumping away from car)

 

You tried to kill me!

Hey!

Easy man! I'm over here!

Woah!

Learn how to drive!

Crazy idiot!

Hey, watch it man!

Keep your eyes open!

Crazy fool!

Oh my God!

Oh, help!

Look out!

Trying to kill an old lady!

Are you insane?

That's some bullsh*t yo!

Damn son!

Ah you tried to kill me!

Holy moley!

Psycho!

Infamy!

You almost cracked my pelvis!

Holy crap!

Oh my heart!

Oh my intestine!

Watch it!

I'm just tryin' to work here, honey.

The bitch's tryin to love!

That's fourth this week!

Son of a bitch!

Excuse you!

Careful!

Hey watch it!

Pedestrian (seeing a corpse)

 

Oh, hell, what a mess!

I'am gonna lose my lunch.

Another one bites the dust.

Oh it's nothin!

Jumping Jehosephat!

Drivers (when Toni blocks road)

 

Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party.

I'm tryin' to cruise for pussy here!

Come on, get out of the way.

Come on, move it!

Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance!

Come on, man, let's go!

Move! I'm late for a meeting!

Don't make me lose my sh*t pal!

Oh lord!

Move it!

Move it Welfare boy!

Move! I'm late for the show.

Move dickhead move!

I got a date with a cheese deluxe!

I have a going massage in 5 minutes!

I'm gonna overheat my engine!

I'm jonesin' for a rock over here.

Get going asshole (From a female pedestrian in a Black Business suit with black hair driving a sports vehicle or a Stretch)

Drivers (When Toni jacks car)

 

What?! What?!

My Pornos are in there!

Take it, take the car!

That's my dad's car!

Help! Police!

Get off!

Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away!

My corporate car!

This is my car!

Don't grope me I'm a man!

Drivers (When Toni rams into car)

 

My Car!

Oh lord!

It's a company car!(?)

What, man!

Oh! I had an accident!

My corporate car.

Asshole.

First my friend and now my car?

You moron you hit me.

You moron.

Ah, not again!

You wrecked my ride!

Toni (as crashing into a random car)

 

Is it gonna be any worse?

Sorry about that.

Toni (as he jacks cars)

 

Out! Before I shoot you!

Toni (as he aims people with his gun)

 

Feelin' scared, huh?

Don't try to mess with me.

You want some of this?

LCPD Morons!

Now stay away from me.

Look, I'm armed.

You should be running away.

Want a bullet in your face?

Shouldn't play tough pal.

Toni (when he is arrested)

 

Let me go, officer!

Avenging Angels

 

As they join Toni on Avenging Angels missions

 

Kickin ass rocks!

We're the law in this town!

I'm your man!

pushed

 

I'm the law!

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SeroH

"Pardon me, loser" - Blonde shopping lady wears blue jacket, blue jeans and carries Zip bags

"What's your problem? Your boyfriend dumped you?" - White construction worker

"Is there a good porn shop around here?" - Black guy in olive jacket and blue jeans

"Gotta get me some soap and meds?" - Poor old man

"Watch my uniform!" - Paramedic black lady

"Wait? Let's have sex instead!" - Lady in purple dress and white blouse

"Don't push me, I'm a nice person" - Rich lady wearing orange shirt and blue dress

"I drink wine unlike you, scum" - Executive black lady carrying a briefcase

"When I'll retire it's gonna be sun sun sun!" - Old ex-marine guy

"Come on pal, I don't wanna suck you" - White criminal

"Men are jealous of my breasts, it's clear" - Feminist student from Liberty Campus

"Those beavers, I love 'em" - Cocks fan boy

"I'm on a porn highway to hell" - Second Cocks fan boy

"Soccer is the best family sport" - Cocks fan girl

"Champagne, liberty drink" - The same guy from LC Confidential

"My life partner calls me a bitch" - Gay guy in yellow suit

"Where you come from, we call that "rape", buddy" - Young lady in yellow suit

"It was the worst party ever" - Rich girl in yellow dress

"Do you think I'm afraid of you?" - Rich girl in black suit

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Theroux

"Hurry up I'm late for a swinging party!" - Salvatore

 

is my favorite..

 

LOL That isn't Salvatore. Hilarious.

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Lancerator

i'm starving here!

i got a date with a cheese deluxe!

Edited by Still Madd

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