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Keith Ward

GTA: Stupid Fanboy City

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Keith Ward

Imagine if Rockstar games actually read the forum posts and made a game from the most requested and stupid gameplay ideas?

 

Just imagine all the features:

 

A prior GTA protagonist will resume the role of the protagonist!

 

The map would be so impossibly large and complicated that you would never remember where you were going!

 

Every room in the entire city would be painstakenly rendered, even boom cupboards and pantries.

 

The missions would be impossibly oscure, such as rescuing a ball out of a tree followed by a goft cart race!

 

Like Dead Rising, anything could be used as a weapon, even cappucino's!

 

The game would have the 4 seasons of the year!

 

You could get married to your girlfriend and even spend several hours with her trying out wedding dresses!

 

You could crash into and destroy buildings 9/11 style!

 

The protagonist would die from cold if he says outside all night!

 

You would have to fill up your car with petrol!

 

You would have to wash your clothes in order to prevent them from becoming smelly!

 

You could sit down for a 5 course meal at many reseraunts over town!

 

YOU COULD EVEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

 

Picture it.

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Keith Ward

Steak would indeed be a huge factor of the game. In fact, one mission (called "High Steaks") will revolve entirely around the protagonist attempting to order, cut and chew an extra thick piece of steak within a 4 minute time limit.

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joe_bevis

lol i lol'd reading your post lol! biggrin.gif

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Keith Ward

Another revelation:

 

You will be able to film video with your phone, then upload the clip to Electric-Tit.com at the nearest Twat Internet Cafe, then play Cavern of Sorrow Online while you wait for the views to roll in!

 

Yes, even the mini-games would be games in themselves.

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DoubleOGJohnson

If they made GTA off this forum then we would never EVER EVER EVER EVER leave Liberty City, Vice City, Los Santos, San Fierro, or Las Venturas. We would remain in a small GTA world where each city is re-rendered every 6 years until the day we die!! We will be 90 years old playing Vice City's 9th incarnation. And if Rockstar made games off this site, they would also continue to make worse GTA's jsut with better graphics like they did going from SA to IV. Each GTA made in the future off the opinions of this site wont be fun, will have no violence outside of the main character, will have bad clothing selection, money wont matter, and gangs that you never see fight eachother.

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Partyboy

Actually,having 4 seasons of year would be kinda cool and may be even petrol thing would be nice.As about other things,i agree with you

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freak2121

I SUPER loled.

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Keith Ward
Actually,having 4 seasons of year would be kinda cool and may be even petrol thing would be nice.As about other things,i agree with you

Hahahaha! He walked straight into that one!

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BigAmericanTitties

and how about the ability to engage in conversations with random people!?

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Ph3L1z14n0

 

If they made GTA off this forum then we would never EVER EVER EVER EVER leave Liberty City, Vice City, Los Santos, San Fierro, or Las Venturas.

You're smoking some damn good ganja there my friend, everyone in this damn forum wants to have a GTA either in London or Hong Kong, just to name a few.

 

 

And if Rockstar made games off this site, they would also continue to make worse GTA's jsut with better graphics like they did going from SA to IV.

That must be some good sh*t you're smoking biggrin.gif

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CarnageRacing00
and how about the ability to engage in conversations with random people!?

Ok. You write all of the million lines of dialog, find all the voice actors to give everybody distinctive voices, and pay the main character's voice actor double time to speak that many more millions of lines.

 

No problem!!! Right?

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Ph3L1z14n0
and how about the ability to engage in conversations with random people!?

Ok. You write all of the million lines of dialog, find all the voice actors to give everybody distinctive voices, and pay the main character's voice actor double time to speak that many more millions of lines.

 

No problem!!! Right?

BORING confused.gif

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apache77pilot

ohhh. u forgot something. u should also have to sh*t, shower and shave daily to keep up ur apperence.

 

and u should have to apply and wait for a drivers license at the dmv

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Ph3L1z14n0
and u should have to apply and wait for a drivers license at the dmv

With the possibility of rejection!!!

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Capricornus

Steak sucks(Seriously). Grilled Chicken FTW.

 

As for the OP's statement, it would be pretty cool, but then again some fans come up with some stupid ideas, some that are ridiculous. It'll be a win/lose situation.

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Epicohnoes!

Don't forget the planes and tanks... and Golf Carts, and Golf Clubs, and sex toys... and simulated sex in GTA.

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1066ant

There is also a seperate storyline following Lola who is trying to find some fingreless gloves which have been stolen by Ratman the Serial Killer (from SA) and a SA shark! biggrin.gif

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Ph3L1z14n0
There is also a seperate storyline following Lola who is trying to find some fingreless gloves which have been stolen by Ratman the Serial Killer (from SA) and a SA shark! biggrin.gif

But in the end, the real mastermind behind it all was.................................BIG FOOT!!!

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GTASIX
anything could be used as a weapon, even cappucino's!

they'd never do that.

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mark-2007
There is also a seperate storyline following Lola who is trying to find some fingreless gloves which have been stolen by Ratman the Serial Killer (from SA) and a SA shark! biggrin.gif

But in the end, the real mastermind behind it all was.................................BIG FOOT!!!

No, don't be silly! It turns out in the end that Lola is just one of the many personalities of the schizophrenic Bigfoot, so Bigfoot can't be the antagonist when is the protagonist.

 

Unless the antagonist Bigfoot is yet another facet of his imagination on top of the protagonist Bigfoot.

 

Confused?

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Ph3L1z14n0
anything could be used as a weapon, even cappucino's!

they'd never do that.

remember this is Fanboy City, everything that fanboys request can be done!!!

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xDumdumx
Don't forget the planes and tanks... and Golf Carts, and Golf Clubs, and sex toys... and simulated sex in GTA.

Sick bastard

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rct3twins
Actually,having 4 seasons of year would be kinda cool and may be even petrol thing would be nice.As about other things,i agree with you

Hahahaha! He walked straight into that one!

LOL!

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BigAmericanTitties
and how about the ability to engage in conversations with random people!?

Ok. You write all of the million lines of dialog, find all the voice actors to give everybody distinctive voices, and pay the main character's voice actor double time to speak that many more millions of lines.

 

No problem!!! Right?

BORING confused.gif

that was a joke rolleyes.gif

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mike752

Some of those ideas are actually good. Imagine getting into a fight at a restaurant and stabbing someone with a fork you found on the ground. Sick!

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Keith Ward

And I'm sure it would be even cooler to be able to beat someone to death with a DVD case in the Action section of the full rendered DVD Rental store.

 

The mission would be called "Overnight Only".

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Keith Ward

^^ C'mon, that was pretty funny, no?

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QwertyAAA
If they made GTA off this forum then we would never EVER EVER EVER EVER leave Liberty City, Vice City, Los Santos, San Fierro, or Las Venturas. We would remain in a small GTA world where each city is re-rendered every 6 years until the day we die!! We will be 90 years old playing Vice City's 9th incarnation. And if Rockstar made games off this site, they would also continue to make worse GTA's jsut with better graphics like they did going from SA to IV. Each GTA made in the future off the opinions of this site wont be fun, will have no violence outside of the main character, will have bad clothing selection, money wont matter, and gangs that you never see fight eachother.

You're... 35?

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Flesh-n-Bone

LMAO that was funny.

 

The main antagonist is a tree that fires bullets and if you die you can reverse the scene and try again without having to continue or reload.

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