simps Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 12.the xxxxxx missionall i got left was my sniper rifle, a camera & 2% health. When shooting a mafia guy, instead of killing him I took a picture of him than he killed me That was the best, though it must've sucked, it also must've been funny. I nominate Arthazzz for best ways to fail missions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent215 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 On "Key to Her Heart" when I was following Millie home and almost got to her house a plane crashed into my car and killed me. Lol it was pretty funny, also once when I was with Ryder on that one where you kill the crack dealers I was crossing the street with him and he got ran over by one of our own Grove Street homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthazzz Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 12.the xxxxxx missionall i got left was my sniper rifle, a camera & 2% health. When shooting a mafia guy, instead of killing him I took a picture of him than he killed me That was the best, though it must've sucked, it also must've been funny. I nominate Arthazzz for best ways to fail missions yup that did suck a deep a*s thanx for nomination anyway btw this is his picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Art...z/gallery55.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simps Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 12.the xxxxxx missionall i got left was my sniper rifle, a camera & 2% health. When shooting a mafia guy, instead of killing him I took a picture of him than he killed me That was the best, though it must've sucked, it also must've been funny. I nominate Arthazzz for best ways to fail missions yup that did suck a deep a*s thanx for nomination anyway btw this is his picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Art...z/gallery55.jpg Why is there a gun at the bottom of the pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcarey1 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 While working on the Paramedic missions. I was on level 11. Picking up the last person to complete that level. Apparently as I came to a stop I tapped another car and while I was waiting for the patient to get in the ambulance, the driver from the other car YANKED ME OUT OF MY AMBULANCE!!!!! I didn't even see what had happened because I was watching the patient to make sure he got in. The next thing I know, I get the "Mission failed" statement and this chick starts wailing on me with a golf club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleil Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 @soleil: I think the type of girl who DOESN'T date all the jerks, let them have all the fun with her, and then only offer the nice guys the "marry me and have less fun" package are basically exstinct. I want to see this world bring forth girls who have fun with nice guys AND marry them, never letting the jerks have a single ounce of pleasure from them. Well, I hope I can step forward as being the type of girl who doesn't date all the jerks. I'm too infatuated with CJ right now I think some of CJ's replies to passersby are really an example of some guys. A hooker compliemented my CJ on his clothes, and he replied "I may look good, but I'm an asshole." Such is the case of some males. Haha. Why does your thing say Affectionless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dancing_Cat Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 @soleil: 'Affectionless Psychopathy' is a term used in Psychology for people that are, well, a bit crazy and unable of showing affection or empathy. I believe one Bowlby did an experiment with juvenile delinquents that had suffered maternal deprivation. I did all that crap when I took my Psychology exams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleil Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 @soleil: 'Affectionless Psychopathy' is a term used in Psychology for people that are, well, a bit crazy and unable of showing affection or empathy. I believe one Bowlby did an experiment with juvenile delinquents that had suffered maternal deprivation.I did all that crap when I took my Psychology exams Ohhhh... well then mine should say the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthazzz Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 12.the xxxxxx missionall i got left was my sniper rifle, a camera & 2% health. When shooting a mafia guy, instead of killing him I took a picture of him than he killed me That was the best, though it must've sucked, it also must've been funny. I nominate Arthazzz for best ways to fail missions yup that did suck a deep a*s thanx for nomination anyway btw this is his picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/Art...z/gallery55.jpg Why is there a gun at the bottom of the pic? Another bodyguard must have dropped it, i took him out with my tec 9 & ran out of bullets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud2bItalian Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I was doing the End Of The Line mission,so i was following ten penny then all of a sudden a plane crashes right on top of me blowing me and my car up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psysky Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 that's a funny picture Arthazz, very cool way to die.. It seems that planes crash in CJ pretty often... I'm thinking they aim at the playa I've witnessed several crashes, but never got hit, although first time I saw a plane crash on the ground one fell into a truck in front of me and I ot so surprised that I've lost control of my bike and fell of a bridge...but fortunately I was not on a mission and didn't die Proud2bItalian, on the last mission... that's really bad luck did you play it and fail it before that happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 There's nothing quite as saisfying as taking Sweet out on the mission "Grove 4 Life", finishing off more than half the Ballas, and then having some frantic vehicle dart down the street and run down Sweet, ending the mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_non_moose Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I've had quite a few, most "noteable": Export mission, and grabbing a patriot from across the airfield in SF. Patriot one took corner too fast and in the drink, swam to boat, boat to shore, drive to heli and... Try 2: take corner slow, go thru the tunnel next to airport in SF, lose control hit wrong side of fence that supposed to keep you out of trouble, down embankment into drink, again. Repeat scene above. Try 3: drove there, got in and left area, changed radio station and "another one bites the dust started playing. Took it slow near water, took intersection too fast, hit embankment and flipped and coult not recover. Boom. Try 4. Finally. Vigilante missions in a tank where I was determined too see how far I could go (after a level 150 stint). Got to 50, wound up in the ocean not paying attention on a bridge. Ack. Tried again, got to 58 or so, and had a car teleport inside the tank and breaking free I went too fast using the turrent to accelerate..splash down, in the drink. <SIGH> Level 209, on MT Chili, that little lake by the highway...yup, missed it around level 100'ish by jumping to left, but found it a second time. Damn that lake is deep. Sank down so far, I had to enable the frame limiter so I would not drown trying to get back to the surface. Biggest load of horsepucky was just a few mins ago after the 209 fiasco: was blowing up cop cars around red county, and also using the force to back up a hill and all of a sudden "wasted" comes up. WHAT.....THE.....TRUCK (where TR = F)? Tried again after that and sound dropped out after 28 or so...said fruck it and hopped on fourms for a little break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onji_Mozan Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I was playing the mission where you gain back territory with Sweet "Grove 4 Life" I gained back the first set of territory, I got into my car, and as Sweet opend the door to get back in, a Stallion came speeding by and crushed him. Supply Lines: 'Nuff said Vertical Bird: I was playing the mission my second time through the game, and I apparently went brain dead because I lifted the Hydra off the platform, then somehow managed to float into the bay....twice. PS. Dancing Cat, will you marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop_D_O_Double_G Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Well, this really isnt for San Andreas, but for GTA 3, I was doing a bank heist mission, I had a Patriot, there were three guys, two of them got in, and the other hit the Patriot and died, mission faild. Second, I dont think another one bites the dust is on anystations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dancing_Cat Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 (edited) PS. Dancing Cat, will you marry me? Hmm, maybe we should get to know each other a little better first Edited July 15, 2005 by The_Dancing_Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onji_Mozan Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 PS. Dancing Cat, will you marry me? Hmm, maybe we should get to know each other a little better first W-well....um.....y-yeah.....*runs away scared and embarrassed* And just to keep to the topic: I was playing the mission with Madd Dogg's Rhyme Book, I got the rhyme book, and as I went to stealth kill a guard with my silenced pistol, I accidently switched to my Ak47 and shot the guy, alerting the whole house. 3.....2.....1....WASTED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simps Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Well, this really isnt for San Andreas, but for GTA 3, I was doing a bank heist mission, I had a Patriot, there were three guys, two of them got in, and the other hit the Patriot and died, mission faild. Second, I dont think another one bites the dust is on anystations. Kind of off-topic: Did anyone notice that GTA 3, VC, SA all had bank robbery missions? Weird huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psysky Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 Yeah, robbing is kinda normal for gangstas like those in the sequel GTA, so i think it is something normal in general for such kind of games. othing weird to me I'm going on a vacation for a week so I won't be very active, just wanted to say that I'll miss ya guys and cats Cya soon playas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2drunk2shoot Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Haha, yeah it happens, maybe half of my missions when you have some company they get run by a car... of course it is realistic, but why the heck so many times that happens... I thought of one more... It is the mission where you get the Hydra (Vertical Bird). Well I got the hydra from the first time and began swaying arround tryign to figure out the controls while the other hydras started chasing me. After 10 minutes fun flight I destroyed 3 of them and the last one always evaded me and after solid 5 minutes more I finaly locked him on my aim and began shooting as mad...he is down, I'm so damn happy that I don't even notice where I am now... last things I saw were some red dots on my map and then some SAM sites, then of course tasted the sand of the restricted area It's easier too blow up two of the hydra's on the boat. That way there is only one left too chase you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dancing_Cat Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Yeah, robbing is kinda normal for gangstas like those in the sequel GTA, so i think it is something normal in general for such kind of games. othing weird to me I'm going on a vacation for a week so I won't be very active, just wanted to say that I'll miss ya guys and cats Cya soon playas Have a good time, heh heh, miss ya too lol We'll try and keep your topic alive! And it's weird, I never had any Hydras chase me at all, not even one. Maybe it crashed into the brige before I realised it was chasing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubZer0_01 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 I was on the first Chilliad biking mission all was going well (1st place), until another goddamn racer fell off the side of the cliff landed straight in front of me, stood up, i crashed into him sending me flying off the cliff!SuB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyrunner Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Yeh, I know what you are talking about. I just finished a mission in LS, the kind of missions you think "wish I won't need to do it again" (for example, the mission you need to follow milli - boring!), and drive back to my safe house with a bike, when suddenly a massege apeared: "Cheat Activated!" DAMN! I DIDN'T DO ANY CHEATS! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onji_Mozan Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Yeh, I know what you are talking about. I just finished a mission in LS, the kind of missions you think "wish I won't need to do it again" (for example, the mission you need to follow milli - boring!), and drive back to my safe house with a bike, when suddenly a massege apeared: "Cheat Activated!" DAMN! I DIDN'T DO ANY CHEATS! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr That'd would've sucked if you activated the Peds Riot cheat on accident before you saved. The'd you have to go back and redo the mission, unless you like getting carjacked by old ladies on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dancing_Cat Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 lol, some of those old ladies are pretty fiesty. It always cracks me up to see some old dear with a rocket launcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyrunner Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 That'd would've sucked if you activated the Peds Riot cheat on accident before you saved. The'd you have to go back and redo the mission, unless you like getting carjacked by old ladies on a regular basis. That's the point, I didn't want to ruin my save and mark it as a save with cheats activated, so I had to do the mission all over again. damn >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Anzeas Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 My worst mission is freefall Plz reply with yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillies Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 I always hated "Jizzy" because it was too long and the end was unpredictable, also getting chased by the police after it was over is something it could have done without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balmung03 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i always hated "lure". the mission is easy enough, i just don't like the trip down to angel pine when i'm in a rancher that can't get banged up a lot and i have to drive back to san fierro at the end of the mission if i want to do any more missions afterward. now, if they followed you once you started to drive from woozie's place until you hit the 24/7 at whetstone (i think it's whetstone), then i'd be more inclined to not hate it, as you'd have to concentrate the entire way. but the overall trip is what i really despise, the mission itself is simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaGangsta Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 i think the lure that one was so annoying and alsothe mission that you haveto blow up the little ships for toreno THAT ONE WAS POINTLESS AND IT SUCked it was easy but i had to keep flying back and forth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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