macorules94 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 So what was that San Andreas easter egg that no one found and that R* said that they will reveal in GTA IV's Release day? i cant be bothered reading all the postes in the one in that topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 can some one please reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadm9410 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Oh, man... Forgot to bump that old one. We still have no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thosebout2rock Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 im the guy who started that topic! but no nobody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antoin95mufc Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 im the guy who started that topic! but no nobody knows We need to know!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta 4 gamer Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 im the guy who started that topic! but no nobody knows then bump the thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Share Posted July 18, 2008 isnt Rockstar supposed to tell us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaelekylon Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Isn't it the billboard across from the police station on Albany Ave.? It's a billboard with CJ on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Asian Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Isn't it the billboard across from the police station on Albany Ave.? It's a billboard with CJ on it need picz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crosby Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Isn't it the billboard across from the police station on Albany Ave.? It's a billboard with CJ on it If that's it, who ever runs the easter egg dept at R* is an ahole. Besides-I don't think thats him anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Poop Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 If you go back to grove street at exactly 12:43pm you will see big foot and leatherface drinking tea with ratman who is on vacation from liberty city.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivfreak Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 If you go back to the olf thread, the last post was one i made. I posted the message you got if you faxed or sent a check to the epsilon program, I'll just copy and paste it in again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivfreak Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Couldn't be bothered reading every single page but I read the first few Did anyone bother to look at one of the Links somebody posted? Well if you had read the freewebs site, I think the dude posted what you would recieve if you sent a check *start of post* June 7th, 2006 THIS JUST IN! Huge breakthrough in the search for the secret. I received a fax from the Epsilon website and it was very surprising. The following text is everything that was in the fax. *QUOTE* How much is your soul worth? We’ve put a price on salvation and it’s a price worth paying. In fact, we’re running a special. While other major religions tithe 10%, we tithe 8.75%. But if you join Epsilon now, you’ll only be tithed 8.125%. The government takes 33% of your income and what do you get for it? If you answered nothing, you’re on the right track to making yourself a whole person and finally understanding how the universe works, and all that for this special, one time only, low price. Finally a religion that is easy to understand. In this day and age, can you afford to spend weeks combing through cryptic text written thousands of years ago when people lived to the ripe age of 23 and were forced to slaughter goats? The Epsilon Tract is easy to understand – it’s still being written. And trust us, it will be in simple, easy to understand bullet points. Salvation is here and you don’t need to be intelligent to understand very obvious point – saving souls is like saving money. So you should do it exactly the same way! Kifflom! Brother-Uncle, Sister-Aunt! KIFFLOM – HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! The future, as told by a descendant of Kraft, hasn’t happened yet, but it will, and will you be ready? Make your commitment now. What level of salvation are you ready for? AZUR $10,000 For the person that wants to be saved, but not that much, let us suggest the AZUR pinnacle- Raise your left hand and recite the words: “Take me to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom.” We’ll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Kraft, and both be praised. Then send $10,000. TOPAZ $25,000 TOPAZ level salvation is for the person who wants a better life, wants a cleaner soul, and is prepared to shop around for a great deal. The TOPAZ level Epsilonist receives all of the benefits of AQUAMARINE level participation, minus some of the conjugal rights, especially on Thursdays. AQUAMARINE $79,000 It’s a small price to pay for personal fulfillment. At the AQUAMARINE level, you gain all of the riches of your AZUR and TOPAZ brothers and sisters, however you will be given a special lapel pin and invited to more parties. TURQUOISE $100,000 All the TURQUOISE level, complete enlightenment will occur. N It’s not new age! The music is terrible and makes people into suburbanite eunuchs! We’re looking for a new wage. For $100,000 all of the mysteries of the universe will be yours, including a PIN code to enter the Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas. TURQUOISE members will take weekly meeting with the Honorable Cris Formage in a relaxed setting with everyone wearing only robes that are easily disrobed. THE TWELVE TENETS OF EPSILONISM 1. The world is 157 years old – FACT! 2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak –FACT! 3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT! 4. We all come from the same tree – FACT! 5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair – FACT! 6. Sperm does not exist – It is a lie spread by biology teachers – along with everything else you have ever been told – FACT! 7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except in July, when they must lie with five men a day – FACT! 8. Aliens exist and are present on Earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraft, the famous emperor of the 4th Paradigm – FACT! 9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them – FACT! 10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure – FACT! 11. f you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM,you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT! 12. KIFFLOM – HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! If you didn’t know this, maybe you should read the Epsilom Tract. Remember – The tract is still being written. TESTIMONIALS “The Epsilom Tract helped me give up smack” – Jezz Torrent “Kifflom changed my life. I used to have a well paid job, a family and good prospects. Now, I’ve given that up to find real meaning in wearing light blue and proclaiming my real religion” – Jonas Ackerman, Blueberry, San Andreas “Much better than Inversion Therapy. My mother sleeps much easier now that ‘I’ve joined the fellowship” Kifflom. Jeremy Smith, San Fierro. “Religion never worked for me, until now!” Brain Van Ginsberg, Carcer City “I was lost. Luckily, now I go to regular meetings of a cult group and give them lots of money, so everything is okay” Jane Pole, Ohio. “At first, I was nervous about giving up my identity and sleeping with all of those men, but I really enjoy it now” Mary Fortune, Liberty City “Chirs Formage is a genius. It’s a religion without homework!” Morgan August, Los Santos, San Andreas “This religion changed the way I looked at everything, especially group sex!” James Waistcoat, Willowfield, San Andreas. *UNQUOTE* Isn't that crazy? Well what we have figured out is that were looking for a hidden compound in the hills of San Andreas, we may need a PIN number to get in, Willowfield may be a place of interest since this testimonial wasn't on the website, and the man's name on that testimonial may be something of interest. Waistcoat has 2 words in it, waist and coat. I don't know if they mean anything but I just thought it was a good idea to mention. *end of post* Actually he must of faxed them because it did have a fax number on the Kifflom site Hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivfreak Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 1-866-fun-cult Maybe he sent the cheque to the address Cris Formage Epsilon Cult of America PO Box 10012 Grand Canaria Cayman Islands Maybe my source made it up Check out where i got it from: Epsilom letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drvixx Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 here we go again, we all messed around when '4thosebout2rock' started down that long road last time! it was fun to try and decode loads of clues. but in the end it all made no sense!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivfreak Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Oooh interesting... Reckon the address is real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the all seeing eye Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Oooh interesting... Reckon the address is real? Either it doesn't exist, it's a Rockstar address, or we have a lawsuit on our hands. wow, we cud sue rocky* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUGH_INSURANCE Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I have no idea what the Easter Egg is. For all we know it could be a briefcase containing a salad sandwich and a lightbulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzknuckles Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Let me just point out that you won't be able to sue Rockstar over this. And that you've all been chasing nothing more than your tails. Signatures are dumb anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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