makeshyft Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Hey all, I have been contracted to write a book and I figure it will be an out-of-control thriller. Here's a taste of it - and before you attack its structure, it's meant to be written by someone who has given up on life, and reverts to drug use as a result. Saturday night: I'm feeling frisky, and on edge, and the pills my friend Ciaran slipped me are beginning to take hold. It's like a strong tug on my balls - a violent ripping sensation that leaves me jagged, and somewhat confused. I know I look somewhat attractive, but the attention I get from whores and loose women is not wanted. My head is buzzing like a motherf*cker, and I am in no mood to tolerate sh*t from anyone - living or dead. A slutty-looking girl approaches me. She's wearing a white mini-skirt which looks more like a belt, and the tight, white boob-tube she has on only accentuates her fat gut. I could probably fold her stomach over my cock and gut-f*ck her, if I wasn't too f*cking awesome to ignore teenage whores in nightclubs. She tells me I look like Daniel Johns and I secretly wonder what it would be like to beat her to death. I wonder how it would feel to slice her neck open and f*ck her bloody wound. She's the sort of girl who would rid herself of all pubic hair because she expects men would like it... f*cking drugs kicking in hardcore now... Ciaran and I leave the white-clad f*ckbag and pump money into an early 90s fighter machine, on which I pick a dude with claws for hands and slice his character to shreds, we giggle like f*cking gay sailors and leave the club, still buzzing off our tits, and in the taxi rank are confronted by a man who has a bleached-blonde mullet, which has me laughing as I am peaking off my brain... and he says "did you c*nts say something?", and I'm pretty sure we didn't, but I am high as sh*t and me and Ciaran trip him over and stomp his face, I make sure to kick his front teeth into the back of his throat, and we leave him there... bloody and helpless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Hehe, I like it. Can't find any faults, dude. Contracted by whom, may I ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Hehe, I like it. Can't find any faults, dude. Contracted by whom, may I ask? Thanks for the kind words. Might be Pan-MacMillan, or someone else... you'll get a signed copy, regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Signed copy for Phusion pls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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