RichCardiff Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I went to Burger Shot moments ago and the old woman who normally goes "Welcome to Burger Shot where the burgers are bleeding tasty" just said "Welcome to Burger Shot MOTHAf*ckAA!" in the voice of that black man And then she said "Holla back" when I was leaving. Just though I'd share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsacic Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Yeah, I f*cking laughed my ass off when I heard it my first time too, I love the MUTHAf*ckA! part, just comes so suddenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiagoDomingo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamodder Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I went to Burger Shot moments ago and the old woman who normally goes "Welcome to Burger Shot where the burgers are bleeding tasty" just said "Welcome to Burger Shot MOTHAf*ckAA!" in the voice of that black man And then she said "Holla back" when I was leaving. Just though I'd share. Yup, I was like what the hell when I heard that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I was pissing myself too. and also when i heard for the first time: CHeesy Vagina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. What? Your telling me an old hag telling you, "Welcome to Burger Shot mothaf*cker!" isn't funny? If it isn't, then tell me what is. Because when it happened to me, I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. What? Your telling me an old hag telling you, "Welcome to Burger Shot mothaf*cker!" isn't funny? If it isn't, then tell me what is. Because when it happened to me, I lol'd. SD is having his old days , he'll die soon so he doesn't know what he's saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiagoDomingo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. What? Your telling me an old hag telling you, "Welcome to Burger Shot mothaf*cker!" isn't funny? If it isn't, then tell me what is. Because when it happened to me, I lol'd. SD is having his old days , he'll die soon so he doesn't know what he's saying. It is about as funny as a fart joke . . . but I guess R* and GTA are for the older kids, at least that is what everyone claims. I will never die, I might be assassinated though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. What? Your telling me an old hag telling you, "Welcome to Burger Shot mothaf*cker!" isn't funny? If it isn't, then tell me what is. Because when it happened to me, I lol'd. SD is having his old days , he'll die soon so he doesn't know what he's saying. It is about as funny as a fart joke . . . but I guess R* and GTA are for the older kids, at least that is what everyone claims. I will never die, I might be assassinated though. Yea , like Jesse James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiagoDomingo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. What? Your telling me an old hag telling you, "Welcome to Burger Shot mothaf*cker!" isn't funny? If it isn't, then tell me what is. Because when it happened to me, I lol'd. SD is having his old days , he'll die soon so he doesn't know what he's saying. It is about as funny as a fart joke . . . but I guess R* and GTA are for the older kids, at least that is what everyone claims. I will never die, I might be assassinated though. Yea , like Jesse James. I was thinking more along the lines of Julius Caesar, President James Garfield, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, Gandhi, etc . . . but I guess Jesse James works too. But, seeing as I am a Cuban person, assassination might be more difficult than you think. The Cuban people seem to have a knack for not being able to be assassinated, just look at Fidel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_Sweden Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. ............ STFU. To be on topic, lol i only heard the black guy saying that but it was still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopShotta27 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I went to Burger Shot moments ago and the old woman who normally goes "Welcome to Burger Shot where the burgers are bleeding tasty" just said "Welcome to Burger Shot MOTHAf*ckAA!" in the voice of that black man And then she said "Holla back" when I was leaving. Just though I'd share. isnt it the black guy who works in burger shot that says that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hun7r Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I hope you changed your pants before posting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaStSiDe SoUlJa Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. you have a great sense of humor dont you?i bet you have people lining up to be your friend huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiagoDomingo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. you have a great sense of humor dont you?i bet you have people lining up to be your friend huh? What is wrong with a little constructive criticism? I was just trying to improve his writing/story telling abilities. I have more than enough friends, if you'd like to be one of them that sounds great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaStSiDe SoUlJa Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. you have a great sense of humor dont you?i bet you have people lining up to be your friend huh? What is wrong with a little constructive criticism? I was just trying to improve his writing/story telling abilities. I have more than enough friends, if you'd like to be one of them that sounds great. im sure he didnt come here to improve his writing/story telling abilities. ill pass on being your friend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova69_7 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Yeah only heard the black guy saying it - but it was still really funny! Lol! Me and my mate did laugh a lot at that...why don't they greet you like that in KFC or somewhere?!?! Lol! On another note, the Burger Shot commercial on TV was hilarious when he says "Hmmm, this is a F#@kin good Burger..." So random, so funny! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Without a Tongue Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 In the mission at the park toilets I pissed off a homeless guy and he came after me swinging and saying 'you ain't gonna get no more of my sperm, alien!' or something like that. I laughed so hard I had to stop for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garywobby Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. Welcome to GTA forums Motherf*cka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamDW Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Here is what I have gathered. A: The situation at hand was ultimately not even remotely funny or B: You lack the proper story telling techniques to really engage the reader. I found myself not being able to truly believe the characters, the story was shallow and could have used more thought. Better luck next time. arghhhh not you again i thought you left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_dog Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 first time i saw him he said "Welcome to Burger Shot, Motha f*cka." When I left he said "Have a good day, Motha f*cka". He's a funny guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaStSiDe SoUlJa Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 first time i saw him he said "Welcome to Burger Shot, Motha f*cka." When I left he said "Have a good day, Motha f*cka". He's a funny guy. yea he is,it gets annoying after a while though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiagoDomingo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 first time i saw him he said "Welcome to Burger Shot, Motha f*cka." When I left he said "Have a good day, Motha f*cka". He's a funny guy. yea he is,it gets annoying after a while though... That is quite the correlation with the game itself, is it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCardiff Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 The woman said it though and not the black guy Her lips were moving as she was saying it too, must have been a weird bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellsMcK Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Disc read error but must have been hilarious. Don't forget to change your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackmackg Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 i got to say, you made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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