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Mainland Marauder

 

I got a carton of smokes, 24 case of beer, 75 bucks of weed money, and pajamas.  Good deal to me.

Indeed. Nothing like getting royally f*cked up in your PJ's on Christmas morning.

 

Anyway, heading out for the day before long. Hopefully I'll get a little money...

"You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be."

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Me and my friends call it weed & bud.  No need for codewords.

Exactly. When I want to smoke I say,

 

"Hey. Lets go smoke some weed."

 

To which the usual response is, "f*ck yeah let's go smoke some weed."

 

No need for codewords

Lol that about sums it up on my end to. I haven't had to use, nor even think of using a code word since I was 16.

 

Anyways, picked up my first bag in a good couple of months last night. Nothing special, just some really good schwag. Lol I ended up getting it in exchange for a $25 Hastings gift card. Yes yes, 'tis the most ghetto purchase I've made, but hell, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

 

Merry Christmas my fellow stoners, happy and safe holidays!

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haha, i love codewords. very effective for keeping parents and teachers off your back.

 

me and my friends have developed and elaborate but simplistic system of code for all forms of narcotic use...don't ask me how it originated because i truly dont have a clue...

 

watching DVD's = smoking weed

DVD case = baggie

remote = lighter

DVD player = papers, pipes, bongs

videogaming = ecstasy

watching TV = drinking

Dance Dance Revolution = DXM

going to the movies = mushrooms

previews = cigarettes

 

lolz...

Wow, all I gots to say is I only wish I had codenames like those.......

 

Very random Chris, but I like them I'm just a little worried about how much "video gaming" you do, cause its fun and all but boy does that sh*t mess up your brain.

 

Anyways, someone pass the remote I need to get this dvd player going

 

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Statutory Ray

When I was in school, my friends called it "spare tires." Nothing suspicious about talking about getting some spare tires after class.

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Smoking out of this sucker right now:

 

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sh*t has me high as a kite. I'm also sitting down to watch the original 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' movie. Looks pretty entertaining so far.

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Steamrollers are one of the best ways to smoke. I'd love to see a steamroller that filters through water.

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Steamrollers are one of the best ways to smoke. I'd love to see a steamroller that filters through water.

I just sold mine for a quarter. It was massive and I didn't really like it too much, plus I could never find the perfect glass screen for it.

 

f*cking lame.

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Steamrollers are one of the best ways to smoke. I'd love to see a steamroller that filters through water.

I can't argue with that. I know I definitely get a lot more stoned when I smoked out of that, compared to a regular piece.

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Wake and bake! I just finished doing my weekly workouts, now my body is sore as ever. Oh well, perfect time to kick back and spark a bowl!

 

Happy smoking!

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how's the partying been going guys?

Good. Pretty wholesome family stuff for Christmas. Didn't even go out and sneak a toke. I'm gonna get all old and boring if I keep this up. I'll never, ever lose the spirit though. Hope everybody had a good one.

 

^^I guess "PBM" was a...meh, who cares. Bold choice for a name though tounge.gif

 

Brownies are fun, however...definitely a different kind of buzz when eaten, takes longer to set in but lasts longer too. It's been a good while, maybe four years or more, since I've had any.

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how's the partying been going guys?

Good. Pretty wholesome family stuff for Christmas. Didn't even go out and sneak a toke. I'm gonna get all old and boring if I keep this up. I'll never, ever lose the spirit though. Hope everybody had a good one.

i've got no family in this country aside from my dad, so i don't get to do the typical family stuff. this week i've slept during the day and gone to the local pubs at night. same thing today.

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Ooft, what a day I had. Got up early (which for me is about noon, lol) to go into town with mates for the Boxing Day sales. Ended up not buying anything so I spent the money on a quarter. I'd had a fair few bowls when I get a call from the police, saying there was an incident with my gran. She's got alzheimer's and now and then does wander off. The polis said he couldnae reach my parents or any of my aunts, so I was the next point of call. Dragged one of my mates with me (who'd been smoking more earlier on too) and we headed to the station, and had to answer all these questions about myself and my gran, and sit in this waiting room absolutely stoned with all these cops about. Eventually got my gran home after me nearly having a panic attack from paranoia.

 

EDIT: forgot the "me", I was panicky, not my gran. tounge.gif

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Hope I can get a hold of some bud tonight.

 

Canned cheese and Ritz crackers rule.

 

Sounds like a weird situation, Straznicy. My friend's grandpa has Alzheimers too and he does all kinds of weird things, sh*tting on the floor, pissing in the garbage can, bunch of stuff. They're putting him in a home soon.

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how's the partying been going guys?

been drinking and smoking for a couple of days now. Smoked an ounce and a half over the period of 2 weeks already. Plan on smoking the rest of what I got while I'm in LA this weekend. Then on Monday, I'll be picking up a full ounce. biggrin.gif

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No bud tonight..sh*ts way too dry right now, I want to get f*ckin stoned damnit.

 

Haha, f*ckin' me and my buddy are just going to drink tomorrow, couldn't tonight because he has family over and couldn't leave. So I'm drinking anyway and he's having his last 2 beers. I've been drinking for a few hours today so far. I hope we can find some weed by tomorrow at least.

 

Anyone ever have pumpkin ale? It's a seasonal ale, one of the best I've ever had. I got the last 6 pack of it tonight that was left at the store.

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Uhhg, Ive been drinking pretty heavy the past few days too barf8bd.gif Woke up at 1am today and couldnt get back to sleep so I went into town. My head is still kind of fuzzy.

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one of you guys handled dawg, so i come to you with a question: WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN.?

I think he's a MOD.

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Mainland Marauder

This is where a bunch of people using their given names as handles gets confusing.

 

Justin (the mod) is cool, whatever he calls himself here, but personally I miss "Fuzzy Juzzy." It's so...him.

 

I know he's gonna hate me for saying that tounge.gif

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yeah James, Fuzzy Juzzy was better....i've been saying that since day one.

 

apple pipes are awesome, i dont care what anyone says. just lit up a fat bowl in my bathroom....going to go watch Extras. Ricky Gervais is so king.

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man i cannot wait for the new year. 2009 is gonna be awesome

preparing to smoke up on new years eve at my friends house

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I havent drank at all really. Smoked alot. Out now, going to probably start drinking till new years and stop again till I get some good work.

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Hope I can get a hold of some bud tonight.

 

Canned cheese and Ritz crackers rule.

 

Sounds like a weird situation, Straznicy. My friend's grandpa has Alzheimers too and he does all kinds of weird things, sh*tting on the floor, pissing in the garbage can, bunch of stuff. They're putting him in a home soon.

I don't have alzheimers but I done that....then again I was really stupid and stoned when I was 15...

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You know what would be awesome? A big OFS New Years Eve meet/smokeout. That would kick some serious ass.

 

Enny be bringin' that bomb ass sh*t from BC. colgate.gif

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I think I'm getting stoned at some chicks house on New Years Eve, only thing I know is that I'm not paying. Whoo.

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