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[Blind Joe Death]

This is quite possibly the happiest high I've ever had. Seriously, I love you all.

 

Stay stoned!

 

 

edit: Is it just me or does that smiley face look different? Maybe because I haven't used it in a while, or because I've been smoking...yeah most likely that. That .gif is one happy little chap, haha. I've heard he broke up with his wife, but he don't care. keep trucking.

 

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hahaha, awesome

Edited December 18, 2008 by Ya Mum

[unopescio]

Woo, I got a UAI of 51.6%, sh*t, better than I thought it would be.

[-Fellini]

If you'd smoke QUALITY weed that hasn't been f*cked with, then you'll be OK. (well, you can only get it from the Shops... Holland that is, or you'll just have to find someone who you can trust that doesn't put alot of other sh*t on his weed).

 

But people put all kind of sh*t on weed these days to get even 'higher' (deodorant? a.o) ... but it also ruins the weed imho.

 

And yes, you CAN get a little paranoia from weed. But people don't seem to understand that it's a MENTAL thing. If you're MENTALLY istable and you smoke weed... chances are that you're too 'weak' to control yourself and you'll become pretty much paranoia.

 

While on the other hand, there are people who aren't mentally instable and/or who can control themselves. If they smoke weed, they might not feel any differences. But IF they do, they can just say against themselves that they have no reason to feel/think that way... that it's just your mind messing with yourself...

 

 

Just compare it with alcohol. There are ALOT of crimes commited while people were under (heavy) influences of alcohol. Murders, rape, robbery's... But why aren't people nagging on the use of alcohol? Why aren't we 'banning/making alcohol illegal'? Well, because there is still a group that can CONTROL themselves when they're drunk and or just drinking. And ofcourse, smoking weed is something BAD mkay... most goverments are totally bias weeduse & such.

 

 

ps: sorry for the spelling errors... it's kinda early over here so

Well to make it simple, if you trust you're guy then you should have no problems. and if you'd really smoke QUALITY weed, which imo the only quality weed is the one you get from the clinic, then you shouldn't worry about a thing, since you picked it up yourself.

 

 

Man last night was awesome. There were 4 of us. My smoking partner (Jaccob), his brother(Joe), and our dealer (Aaron). Well Aaron's mom had just barely come back from the clinic with some fresh sour deez. We hit up a 3 footer that Aaron named "Roar" haha. After that we hit up his mom's small bubbler. We still had some weed left over, so we all put in a small nug to hit the vaporizer. I was high as f*ck. We all were.

 

I f*cking knocked out. I fell sleep like at 600pm and didn't wake up until like 15 mins ago.

[Slynke]

Happy Holidays!

 

Here is a little xmas "tree" for all of you.

 

 

 

A little frost never hurt.

Looks scrumptious

[Blind Joe Death]

This is quite possibly the happiest high I've ever had. Seriously, I love you all.

 

Stay stoned!

 

 

edit: Is it just me or does that smiley face look different? Maybe because I haven't used it in a while, or because I've been smoking...yeah most likely that. That .gif is one happy little chap, haha. I've heard he broke up with his wife, but he don't care. keep trucking.

What the f*ck was I talking about?

[TheGuyFromThere]

Just wondering, what does it feel like to get baked. I have no knowledge what so ever on getting high.

I think it's semi-accurate to say that weed is whatever you expect it to be.

 

Before I smoked weed I was very very anti drugs. Infact, there could even be a post of mine in here from a few years back asking people who take any drugs as to why they're so stupid?!

 

But I had my first puff of some super strong hash that made everyone semi trip and it was incredible. The most head high I've ever had and the best weed I've ever smoked. Sat in a bar listening to cat stevens with candles all around me and some girls who came to join us too... Absolutely legendary and probably one of if not thee best first smoke anyone could have.

 

You get different types of weed. Mainly Sativa and Indica... Sativa is the head high stuff that will make your body feel like it's swaying and will highten your senses... Food tastes incredible and for me especially audio is just remarkable. I strum my guitar and it feels like the music is playing right inside of my head... I can get stuck playing the same chord over and over for a long time, simply because it gives my body a 'peaceful and complete' feeling.

 

Also when smoking sativa, whenever I hear maybe 2 guitars playing at the same time or I'm listening to a solo artist, when I close my eyes I can visualise the music score infront of me, and seperate the 2 so I can either fully concentrate on either the voice or the guitar... something I find a lot harder when sober.

 

Indica on the other hand is semi physical. If you smoke a good bit you will feel physically different but it's more of a relaxed kind of high. It will make you just want to sit there and do absolutely f*ck all... this is great for your concentration if you have problems with it... I find when I smoke indica and say for eg. go onto youtube. I find a video I don't want to watch - but because I can't be arsed to change it I watch it anyway... I then become deeply interested in it.

 

Also on Indica I form these very strange sometimes intelligent philosophies about life... It's definitely more of a mind high but on sativa my philosophies are just mindless jargon.

 

Here's all I've created so far... it's kind of easy to see when I was on Indica and Sativa lol.

 

I'd highly recommend weed to you my friend... It can save the world.

 

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philosophy stuff begins now

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If worlds were made to end

then there would be no purpose for life

therefore the existance of our life is purely coincidental in a universe design to end

as it was not meant for creation

because life would not survive

 

Why would God make something that is temporary?

 

 

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It's not the present that's important

It's the memories.

For it is memories of past which dictate who you are and who you will like and accept

Thus making the present void

As the past is all that's important.

And as you cannot dictate forward in the universe.

The void cannot be disrupted despite the present knowing its intentions.

 

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Why is it the olympics makes countries look at eachother

all to focus on one who is host to many

The athletes are amazing

But it happens anyway

Why is it so many people care about the olympics

When the chances are they do not follow 2 or more sportings

So why when the olympics are in town

EVERYONE watches

Who is the reason for this strange activity

I blame the romans

Those romans and their spreading tools

 

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They say heaven is paradise

but what if when you get there you realise it's not paradise

but the earth and life was infact paradise

you just didn't realise you were in it.

So make the most of it.

You never know.

 

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if distance is equal to time

as distance takes time to travel

therefore the travel = the distance itself

and the distance is the time taken from A to B

then the distance we have has a start and an end

therefore if we start at one end of the destination

and appear at the other end

then distance has theoretically been covered, assuming that statement is true.

and the distance covered was only covered via the movement of time as without time there would be no movement

therefore no distance in this universe existes, we simply travel time.

 

 

 

f*ck me that was a long post

[Digïtál £vîl]

tl;dr

 

 

Meanwhile, a hypothetical question to all. If you live in an area that doesn't usually get snow. You hear that a random blizzard is coming in and just as the heavy blanket of white crisp snow starts to reach near blizzard levels you think, "sh*t!?, I'm gonna be stuck here for a while."

 

You have just enough time to run down to the local corner store to pick up some supplies. What do you buy?

 

 

I think the photo below shows the right answer.

 

 

 

Anyone else hear about the snow storm that hit parts of southern cali and Nevada, including Vegas!

 

Check it:

 

 

Some awesome sh*t.

[Scifen]

 

Meanwhile, a hypothetical question to all. If you live in an area that doesn't usually get snow. You hear that a random blizzard is coming in and just as the heavy blanket of white crisp snow starts to reach near blizzard levels you think, "sh*t!?, I'm gonna be stuck here for a while."

 

You have just enough time to run down to the local corner store to pick up some supplies. What do you buy?

Blunt wraps, beer & beef jerky.

 

well... atleast in my part of Canada you can get away with buying that sh*t from a corner store.

[Straznicy]

We never have to worry about being snowed in Scotland, because even when it does snow, the ever reliable Scottish rain will piss down and save the day.

 

But yeah, at the corner store I'd buy baccy, skins, some boxed junk that could be later used for roach and cereal.

[Mike Tequeli]

Meanwhile, a hypothetical question to all. If you live in an area that doesn't usually get snow. You hear that a random blizzard is coming in and just as the heavy blanket of white crisp snow starts to reach near blizzard levels you think, "sh*t!?, I'm gonna be stuck here for a while."

 

You have just enough time to run down to the local corner store to pick up some supplies. What do you buy?

Blunt wraps, beer & beef jerky.

 

well... atleast in my part of Canada you can get away with buying that sh*t from a corner store.

One of the only upsides to Quebec. No stupid liquor monopolies.

 

If I had any weed, I would get a bag of all dressed ruffles, and some coke and enjoy for a while.

[Urban Legend]

Hey just checking in. To add onto the marijuana affect on people discussion. On the BBC television channel, last night they had a small experiment. Basically if you know the weed your getting, you can expect how you will feel, what kind of high will present itself. Gotta love those coffee shops in Amsterdam.

 

For some, the genetic "makeup" of their DNA, etc, just doesn't go well with smoking marijuana. I can't think of a better word. But in most incidents. There is an underlining clause, a predetermined issue that is affecting the outcome.

 

People don't go crazy from smoking Mary Jane. They are crazy from the start, the DNA thing. It was called Psychosis, I think.

 

On another note, I can't get any good bud. Anyone in the 561 area?

Edited December 19, 2008 by Urban Legend

[*MURDOC*]

I watched that too, In some parts, I really wanted to smack the hell out of that chick.

[Urban Legend]

Smack her the hell out of Amsterdam yeah. I'm only jealous. She was getting old though.

[TOGA62]

so i picked up a grinder yesterday. nice little piece of machinery. I don't understand how I went so long without one!

 

I'm a bit bummed about my friend not coming into town yet. I was waiting to make brownies for when he got around here, and we were going to go in on a half together, but now he is not expecting to get back until the day of Christmas, when i will be leaving.

 

oh well, hopefully afterward he will be game to pick it up. Its just a matter of making my bud last through Christmas. Luckily, that grinder is going to be a big help.

[-Fellini]

 

Anyone else hear about the snow storm that hit parts of southern cali and Nevada, including Vegas!

 

Check it:

 

 

Some awesome sh*t.

Up in Palmdale, this sh*t hit pretty hard. I was up I think on Wednesday to go visit my aunt. So I picked up some weed on the way to the house. Kicked it with my chillass cousins and smoked the sack. We were walking in the f*cking snow, trippy sh*t man. It looked surreal. It's always desert up there, and EVERYTHING WAS WHITE. I mean everything was covered in white.

 

 

We had a snowball fight after we smoked. I couldn't feel my hands haha.

[Slynke]

 

16" 9mm PURE Glass P-9. Silver-fumed (it looks purple in some lights) precooler & diffuser. Bong is an 18.8GonG with an 18.8->14.5GonG diffuser and 14.5GonG precooler. New bedside piece

[TOGA62]

I'm baking some brownies right now. I'm getting a contact high just from licking the spoon. I will let you all know how they turn out later tonight or tomorrow.

[FullMetal]

Leave something for me will ya?

 

Just came back from a friend (we smoked 4 good ones together). Awesome... great thing about it is, my friend went to the shop this day. It's just fantastic to see that he got the weed nicely in a seethrough plastic box... nicely sealed with the shop's name on it.

 

Really professional & really clean... Now, that's how it should be everywhere in Europe/US. You only get crap/low quality stuff if you make it illegal.

[Jake]

Getting stoned tonight, and drink a bit.

 

Any of you guys ever listen to the group Dead Can Dance? Man, it's awesome, f*cking primal.

 

Rakim, awesome song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5vj3D-OD4

 

I take my single drum and just beat on it to their music with them while turning it up loud as I can. It's a great release.

Edited December 20, 2008 by Jake

[Randall Flagg]

Yeah Im baked tonight.

 

Maybe for a while for vacation.

 

Real relaxed.

[Jake]

f*ckin'..lol, I got pretty baked tonight. Hearing those faint buzzing sounds I sometimes hear from just the area I'm in. Vibrations almost. I love how my hearing is so altered when I'm stoned, I miss it sometimes, especially with music. Music's always been one of my favorite parts of getting stoned. Luckily for me I've been getting stoned again lately.

[Scifen]

f*ckin'..lol, I got pretty baked tonight. Hearing those faint buzzing sounds I sometimes hear from just the area I'm in. Vibrations almost. I love how my hearing is so altered when I'm stoned, I miss it sometimes, especially with music. Music's always been one of my favorite parts of getting stoned. Luckily for me I've been getting stoned again lately.

Shh....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you hear that?

[WedgeAntilles]

right then.. how many fine dutch smokers are there here?

I'm looking for a bit of advice, im thinking of having a long weekend away in Holland in febuary.

I know holland well my dad used to live and work there for years but i was last the mmmm about august last year.

I wanna take my girlfriend to the hague as i know it best and mastericht cos its pretty , obviously amsterdam cos shes never been there before.

BUT tell me this!? Is it true that i can no longer smoke joints in a coffee shop now? This is what i've been informed by one of my dutch mates and i refuse to believe it.

Also any advice on places to go things to see is appreciated

[Slynke]

 

right then.. how many fine dutch smokers are there here?

I'm looking for a bit of advice, im thinking of having a long weekend away in Holland in febuary.

I know holland well my dad used to live and work there for years but i was last the mmmm about august last year.

I wanna take my girlfriend to the hague as i know it best and mastericht cos its pretty , obviously amsterdam cos shes never been there before.

BUT tell me this!? Is it true that i can no longer smoke joints in a coffee shop now?  This is what i've been informed by one of my dutch mates and i refuse to believe it.

Also any advice on places to go things to see is appreciated

As far as I know, the coffeeshops of Amsterdam are still standing and still operational, which means yes, you can smoke joints.

 

And must you insist on typing without the "buffer" that is your brain. I uhh dont hmmm well type the way i well um think i guess..

 

[WedgeAntilles]

As far as I know, the coffeeshops of Amsterdam are still standing and still operational, which means yes, you can smoke joints.

 

And must you insist on typing without the "buffer" that is your brain. I uhh dont hmmm well type the way i well um think i guess..

 

cheers pal,

oh aye the coffeshops are there, just im pretty sure i was told there was a smoking ban now (bloody eurpean facist legislation)

supposedly i can smoke blunts or 'pure joints' but aye f*ck that pal, i wanna nice king size cone shaped doobie with a wee bit of tobacco to help my grass burn better (and so my girlfriend will actually be concious when im doing terrible things to her)

Im gonna cry if this is indeed the case... well not reall I'll just end up to f*cked up on king size blunts to care..

Any reports from the ground? To coffeshop owners turn a bling eye to those smoking with tobacco? Or do they get kinda anal?

[FullMetal]

Well, it's all legel in Holland don't you worry. But there are some groups who want them closed.

 

Growshops, now those are 'forbidden' & closed nowadays. (You know, shops where you can buy shrooms/paddo's and or all the stuff you need to 'grow' them yourself.

 

And Amsterdam is a great city... I'm truly in love with Amsterdam . (Although Antwerp is great too... but that's a Belgian city).

 

So don't you worry ... CoffeeShops are still standing proud :].

[Jake]

I am the eggman.

They are the eggman.

I AM THE WALRUS!

COO COO CA CHOO

 

Ah, sticky greenness.

[Duke Nukem]

Damn I smoked some FINE ass chron last night. sh*t had me lifted for a good minute. Got pretty drunk to, ate a sh*t load of TGIF buffalo wings and mozzarella sticks. Talk about an orgasm in the mouth, damn I haven't had my munchies satisfied like that in a good while.

 

Well, I'm headed back over to my same homie's house. Hopefully round 2 will be in store.

 

Happy tokin' guys.

[Mike Tequeli]

Has anybody ever been overpowered by spicy foods while high, that otherwise aren't so spicy?

 

I remember I had a couple stoners baffled at my ability to eat mild chicken wings.

[Duke Nukem]

Has anybody ever been overpowered by spicy foods while high, that otherwise aren't so spicy?

 

I remember I had a couple stoners baffled at my ability to eat mild chicken wings.

Not particularly. I love spicey foods as it is, so I only find the taste to be enhanced when I smoke.