Jump to content
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!

    1. GTANet.com

    1. GTA Online

      1. Los Santos Drug Wars
      2. Updates
      3. Find Lobbies & Players
      4. Guides & Strategies
      5. Vehicles
      6. Content Creator
      7. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Online

      1. Blood Money
      2. Frontier Pursuits
      3. Find Lobbies & Outlaws
      4. Help & Support
    3. Crews

    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

      1. Bugs*
      2. St. Andrews Cathedral
    2. GTA VI

    3. GTA V

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. The Lost and Damned
      2. The Ballad of Gay Tony
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
    5. GTA San Andreas

      1. Classic GTA SA
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    6. GTA Vice City

      1. Classic GTA VC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    7. GTA III

      1. Classic GTA III
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    8. Portable Games

      1. GTA Chinatown Wars
      2. GTA Vice City Stories
      3. GTA Liberty City Stories
    9. Top-Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

      1. PC
      2. Help & Support
    2. Red Dead Redemption

    1. GTA Mods

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Red Dead Mods

      1. Documentation
    3. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    4. Featured Mods

      1. Design Your Own Mission
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Rockstar Games

    2. Rockstar Collectors

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Movies & TV
      5. Music
      6. Sports
      7. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. Announcements

    2. Forum Support

    3. Suggestions

Official Forum Stoners v5


Slynke
 Share

  • Replies 8.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • beavis

    586

  • Slynke

    506

  • beto

    327

Top Posters In This Topic

Recommended Posts

 

that sh*t is deadly.

yeah, but once you let go of that...feels pretty good

Yeah, I agree. I believe as long as your head stays above the waist then you're all good. But I think if you start getting sweaty the smell will start to filter around the room (especially in a f*cking car.) and make it smell like a bunch of sushi and tuna was dropped off nearby. Not to mention your dick will smell like a cat died on it. But I hope not too many dudes don't smell there penis, *cough*Marlyin Manson*cough*

 

 

 

I guess,

at least tell her to take a bath first.

:|

 

Guys like myself take in consideration of being slapped or dumped for the night, because you know you just can't tell a women, "Hey, you're cooter smells like something died in it and had babies, which those died as well." because that would probably ruin a good chance of getting inside of her.

Edited by DOOM!
WUDSnYa.png
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

that sh*t is deadly.

yeah, but once you let go of that...feels pretty good

Yeah, I agree. I believe as long as your head stays above the waist then you're all good. But I think if you start getting sweaty the smell will start to filter around the room (especially in a f*cking car.) and make it smell like a bunch of sushi and tuna was dropped off nearby. Not to mention your dick will smell like a cat died on it. But I hope not too many dudes don't smell there penis, *cough*Marlyin Manson*cough*

mercie_blink.gif

 

i was talkin about cigs..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Juice By Kayla Marie
that sh*t is deadly.

yeah, but once you let go of that...feels pretty good

Yeah, I agree. I believe as long as your head stays above the waist then you're all good. But I think if you start getting sweaty the smell will start to filter around the room (especially in a f*cking car.) and make it smell like a bunch of sushi and tuna was dropped off nearby. Not to mention your dick will smell like a cat died on it. But I hope not too many dudes don't smell there penis, *cough*Marlyin Manson*cough*

mercie_blink.gif

 

i was talkin about cigs..

LMAO..

I have nothing to say but that made me laugh. monocle.gificon14.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Juice By Kayla Marie
user posted image

How can you not trust something that is uploaded by panty inspector?

 

 

-night everyone. icon14.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks, I got the inspiration from your sig.

 

 

Anyways I'm out guys. I've been on all day fixing VC and sh*t. Going to work out and then go see was up.

 

 

 

 

Lates.

Working out? That is very good. I told myself this past friday that I was going to try to quit smoking cigarettes, as I said this I looked into my cigarette box and seen one lonely Newport Long just sitting there. I have been puffing on that same cigarette for two days now and I believe it will finally take its last ash tommorow. I have a good way to get my mind off of things once I do. I have a bench bar with 25lbs on each end (I say it is about 75lbs total), so I am just going to curl those until I get my mind off of cigarettes. I wish I had a damn bench set though.

Yeah man. I usually work out like 3-4 days out the week. I vary it between benching, curling and squatting. I mostly do it to keep my good shape and to get my mind off sh*t. That's pretty good. I started with 25s on each side, and it's actually 95lbs if you're using a regular bench set, cause the bar is 45lbs by itself.

 

I know what you mean. I started smoking cigs in the middle of my freshman year up until my sophmore year, I stopped. I got involved heavily in football once again and I realized that smoking like 2-3 packs a week was f*cking me up in the field. So I dropped that habit and continued with weed. From then till now I tend to smoke 1-2 Js a week and I don't feel anything. As a matter of fact I feel that the next day I can catch the balls and hit the dummies better. lol

 

And as for the girl story I said. I mean she wasn't an ugly girl. She was actually cute. Kinda flat chested but her legs/ass made up for it. I wasn't just going to tell her, "shoo get the f*ck out of my car, and while you're at it stick a bar of soap up your pussy". The worst part was that I didn't know she was a virgin and she ended up bleeding all over my dick and hand. That sh*t was kinda nasty. My boy's sister came looking for me because it was like 3 in the morning and we had to bounce, and when I got out she looked at my hand and says, wtf is that? I told her grease, because under the light post at night it looked black. lol The next day the chick called me and asked me, "Did I moan, scream, ect" I just laughed to my self and told her yes.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

f*ck everything that was just said..

 

I had a threesome (only my second ever) last night. Booooooooong!

NeWTnlL.png
      Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 3080 Ti

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Digïtál £vîl

 

f*ck everything that was just said..

 

I had a threesome (only my second ever) last night. Booooooooong!

Threesome with your Bong? lol tounge2.gif

 

Slynke, you slynky bastard. I got mad f*cked up a few times this week. Gotta love alcohol and marijuana. especially the combination of the two.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I always get dizzy as sh*t when I mix weed and booze and have to lie down.

WbZaxRP.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

meh. I did that hash I had yesterday with a friend. IMO it was sh*t, and will be sticking to weed from now on icon14.gif

d653p.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

meh. I did that hash I had yesterday with a friend. IMO it was sh*t, and will be sticking to weed from now on icon14.gif

Thats kind of crappy man. If you had good hash you would probably be saying that statement in reverse. I want to do some shrooms and hangout at the beach before the summer ends. Haven't done them before, so I want to try them and I haven't really done anything exciting this summer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

meh. I did that hash I had yesterday with a friend. IMO it was sh*t, and will be sticking to weed from now on  icon14.gif

Thats kind of crappy man. If you had good hash you would probably be saying that statement in reverse. I want to do some shrooms and hangout at the beach before the summer ends. Haven't done them before, so I want to try them and I haven't really done anything exciting this summer.

Probably. It was some sh*t we bought back from France. Personally, I couldnt taste f*ck all, but two friends who I was with said it smelt and tasted like it should.

 

Maybe I'll try and find some decent stuff. Might be a while though.

d653p.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Alas, I am blasted. My body is tweaking because I'm not used to it. Haven't been THIS f*cked up since my old days, and now I'm in a world of what I couldn't quite remember the feeling for. I thought I remember the feeling, the music, the thought, but I did not. Now I'm reminded.

 

 

Woah.

 

Hi.

user posted image
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ran across this while looking for some high-res shots for wallpapers:

 

http://flickr.com/photos/daryldarko/2405556749/

 

I'm pretty sure that's just some grass/weeds sprouting through his driveway.. lmao

I bet he ain't going to be re-paving his drive way anytime soon.

That guy is a f*cking idiot if he thinks that's weed. Damn twit.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Alas, I am blasted. My body is tweaking because I'm not used to it. Haven't been THIS f*cked up since my old days, and now I'm in a world of what I couldn't quite remember the feeling for. I thought I remember the feeling, the music, the thought, but I did not. Now I'm reminded.

 

 

Woah.

 

Hi.

by tweaking do you you mean like, having trouble sitting still?

 

Because a few months ago I smoked some really chronic bud after a month long break and was so stoned i couldn't stop moving. I probably looked like a coked up freak, jabbering nonsense, eyes bulging out of my sockets.

 

Good times.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yea man, I was a twitchy motherf*cker for over an hour. I didn't walk around or anything, but just body tweaks. This is really good sh*t too, I'm still high 3 hours later and that's never happened to me besides around when I first started I think. But, I haven't been stoned in 6 and a half months. Just a bit high. It was real intense the first 2 hours though.

 

Awesome.

user posted image
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yea man, I was a twitchy motherf*cker for over an hour. I didn't walk around or anything, but just body tweaks. This is really good sh*t too, I'm still high 3 hours later and that's never happened to me besides around when I first started I think. But, I haven't been stoned in 6 and a half months. Just a bit high. It was real intense the first 2 hours though.

 

Awesome.

Haha f*ck yeah. I've been laying off buds a lot lately, smoking maybe once every two weeks. It's pretty good because I get paralytic stoned after one hit, plus my mates always just shout me.

 

We did run out of weed on Saturday night after coming back from clubbing. We were so drunk and bong-hungry we almost smoked the gigantic amount of resin left in the three bongs at home. Luckily there was plenty of Valium on hand to knock everyone out instead. Resin sucks pretty bad, I'd rather not smoke at all.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Blind Joe Death

Haven't been in here for a while, how are you all? High, I hope.

 

I haven't been smoking much lately, too busy with other sh*t to have the time to sit down and enjoy a joint. Getting stoned this weekend with a few mates though, looking forward to it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tony Mozzarelli 80
Slynke, you sly man! I've always wanted to have a threesome.

 

 

 

 

One day. cryani.gif

Oh great. That's all you need... Two women conferring about how inadequate you are in the sack. That's why i always kill and eat my partner after i mate...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Back on the subject of movies to watch while stoned.  I think the all time greatest movie to watch after smoking some weed, or eating some shrooms, is Tommy.  It has awesome music, and is pretty cool, even if you have no idea what's going on in it.

What about Pulp Fiction? You're like "Dude, what the f*cks going on?" But its hilarious (even while not stoned) when the guy gets shot by accident in the back of the car.

I love Pulp Fiction. [Don't smoke weed though].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yea man, I was a twitchy motherf*cker for over an hour.  I didn't walk around or anything, but just body tweaks.  This is really good sh*t too, I'm still high 3 hours later and that's never happened to me besides around when I first started I think.  But, I haven't been stoned in 6 and a half months.  Just a bit high. It was real intense the first 2 hours though. 

 

Awesome.

Haha f*ck yeah. I've been laying off buds a lot lately, smoking maybe once every two weeks. It's pretty good because I get paralytic stoned after one hit, plus my mates always just shout me.

 

We did run out of weed on Saturday night after coming back from clubbing. We were so drunk and bong-hungry we almost smoked the gigantic amount of resin left in the three bongs at home. Luckily there was plenty of Valium on hand to knock everyone out instead. Resin sucks pretty bad, I'd rather not smoke at all.

Whats really funny is I only smoked one bowl.

user posted image
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Fingers crossed I should have a hookup for Saturday. I ased him if he can get me something for Saturday, he said it should be fine. If so, Saturday down the park should be good smile.gifsmile.gif

d653p.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

daniel_sayers

is digital evil still making this thread unbearable to read

 

i don't see any posts on this page

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Digïtál £vîl

 

is digital evil still making this thread unbearable to read

 

i don't see any posts on this page

Look guys. The retard is back. Guess he got lonely again.

Edited by Digïtál £vîl
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Statutory Ray

 

are you really this dense

Nah, man.

 

He's like this dense.

 

edit: It's not dawg he PM'd me a picture of his wiener and it's like this big.

Edited by Statutory Ray
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

  • 1 User Currently Viewing
    0 members, 0 Anonymous, 1 Guest

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.