Hart Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Back on the subject of movies to watch while stoned. I think the all time greatest movie to watch after smoking some weed, or eating some shrooms, is Tommy. It has awesome music, and is pretty cool, even if you have no idea what's going on in it. What about Pulp Fiction? You're like "Dude, what the f*cks going on?" But its hilarious (even while not stoned) when the guy gets shot by accident in the back of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life. Good flick to watch baked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Guess what today is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Guess what today is? I dunno, you tell me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I just woke up, something is wrong with my stomach.... need...weed.... *chokes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Guess what today is? August 15th. Ended up quitting my job due to getting an injury which was their fault, went to the hospital, got x-rays and a brace and some pills. Took a drug test, filed a claim, etc etc, that was a couple days ago. Steel screen almost crushed me, but I was lucky enough to get out in time before it did thanks to a co worker being next to me when it happened and helping me hold it up for that split second before all the tons of it collapsed down. It just f*cked up both of my arms, the right one is worse. It will heal though. Had me pretty shaken too. Got some nice sticky buds yesterday, going to toke up later tonight. Real medication instead of pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Man, I was high and almost had a wack attack. It was great, but my heart almost exploded out of my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exfernis Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tried weed once about 2 months ago. Threw up continuously for one and a half days. Needless to say I stick to alcohol now. *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Tried weed once about 2 months ago. Threw up continuously for one and a half days. Needless to say I stick to alcohol now. *leaves* You just got smoked out. When I first began smoking I made the horrible mistake of smoking a half of weed through my friends new water bong, I ended up throwing up a lot of black sh*t that night but once it all went out I felt pretty good. If your body isn't used to consuming large amounts of reefer or any reefer at all as a matter of fact, especially if you just start smoking, you will get sick. Just like if you consume too much Nicotine, but if your body gets used to it the more you can consume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slynke Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Wooooo! Well I just got back from my 4day camping trip up at Ginnie Springs. The springs were beautiful, however it rained all day, every single day until about 5-7pm. Spent most of my time sitting in my tent with my ex and my boy, smoking lots of bubble hash and an oz between us. Was a good couple of days.. Plus, being completely and utterly stoned in the middle of the woods, with nothing to do at night but get drunk and play with the fire, is a pretty good vacation by any standards. Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 3080 Ti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 f*cked up camp fire conversation is the best sh*t to do while camping. End of discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerBoh Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 x2 camping is the funnest thing to do funnest is now in the dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mullen Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 f*cked up camp fire conversation is the best sh*t to do while camping. End of discussion. camping + shrooms + weed = fun me and a couple of friends did that a couple of years ago. oh man, what a blast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp_60cent Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Thunder. Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Superbad whilest stoned. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Me and my girl went to the mall to go chill a couple weeks back. Well, the mall gets boring so I went outside to smoke a piece of the red hair sess blunt I had. We went back inside and we wanted to see a movie, she picked a weirdo kids movie called "Space Chimps" me being stoned I went ahead into the movie with my milk duds, popcorn, a cheese pretzel and a sprite. I have to say that the movie was a trip, but it was also quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc Simmo Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 nah ya wanna watch how high lol 'That sh*t on its lip got some sh*t on its lip' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazedFinch Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) Guess what today is? August 15th. Ended up quitting my job due to getting an injury which was their fault, went to the hospital, got x-rays and a brace and some pills. Took a drug test, filed a claim, etc etc, that was a couple days ago. Steel screen almost crushed me, but I was lucky enough to get out in time before it did thanks to a co worker being next to me when it happened and helping me hold it up for that split second before all the tons of it collapsed down. It just f*cked up both of my arms, the right one is worse. It will heal though. Had me pretty shaken too. Got some nice sticky buds yesterday, going to toke up later tonight. Real medication instead of pills. OH f*ck man, well now your a stoner again very nice In all seriousness I hope you get well soon. Btw, if you can still game we should hit up some rounds. I bought a 20 sack off of a co-worker tonight, so right afterwork I came straight home to blaze. Its too bad I couldn't get any ladies to come to my place to smoke with me. I could have gotten a couple, but they wanted to go to a house party instead I got work tomorrow at 10, so I'm being responsible about drinking. Nothing wrong with grass wooot! Later Days. Edited August 17, 2008 by DazedFinch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp_60cent Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. True, I remember one time I was at this after party and we had all this kinda of sh*t, weed, hennessy, and some other stuff I can't remember. So I see this chick and she comes up to me. Long story short we made out and I took her back to my car. I was taking off my hoodie and pants and she opened her legs, since she was wearing a super short mini skirt. I took a sniff, and was like wtf, it smelled kinda nasty. She took off her skirt and opened them again, wider. This time I leaned in closer and took another sniff, it was her! She had a nasty ass smelling pussy. She kept them opened, 'cause she thought I was going to eat her out or something, but I didn't want to be rude and kill the moment I closed them back and made her sit on me. Careful fellas. I was drunk/stoned so I remember some parts throughout the night, here and there, but that sh*t stuck with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. True, I remember one time I was at this after party and we had all this kinda of sh*t, weed, hennessy, and some other stuff I can't remember. So I see this chick and she comes up to me. Long story short we made out and I took her back to my car. I was taking off my hoodie and pants and she opened her legs, since she was wearing a super short mini skirt. I took a sniff, and was like wtf, it smelled kinda nasty. She took off her skirt and opened them again, wider. This time I leaned in closer and took another sniff, it was her! She had a nasty ass smelling pussy. She kept them opened, 'cause she thought I was going to eat her out or something, but I didn't want to be rude and kill the moment I closed them back and made her sit on me. Careful fellas. I was drunk/stoned so I remember some parts throughout the night, here and there, but that sh*t stuck with me. That sounds f*cking horrible. You should've told her to go use a douche bag or stick a bar of soap up there and let it sanitize in that sink hole! Nice avatar btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp_60cent Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Thanks, I got the inspiration from your sig. Anyways I'm out guys. I've been on all day fixing VC and sh*t. Going to work out and then go see was up. Lates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Thanks, I got the inspiration from your sig. Anyways I'm out guys. I've been on all day fixing VC and sh*t. Going to work out and then go see was up. Lates. Working out? That is very good. I told myself this past friday that I was going to try to quit smoking cigarettes, as I said this I looked into my cigarette box and seen one lonely Newport Long just sitting there. I have been puffing on that same cigarette for two days now and I believe it will finally take its last ash tommorow. I have a good way to get my mind off of things once I do. I have a bench bar with 25lbs on each end (I say it is about 75lbs total), so I am just going to curl those until I get my mind off of cigarettes. I wish I had a damn bench set though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tobacco is not wacko, mkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Tobacco is not wacko, mkay. I agree, but that sh*t is deadly. I'd rather spend 5 on a blunt than on some Newports. I'd also rather have weed>cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. True, I remember one time I was at this after party and we had all this kinda of sh*t, weed, hennessy, and some other stuff I can't remember. So I see this chick and she comes up to me. Long story short we made out and I took her back to my car. I was taking off my hoodie and pants and she opened her legs, since she was wearing a super short mini skirt. I took a sniff, and was like wtf, it smelled kinda nasty. She took off her skirt and opened them again, wider. This time I leaned in closer and took another sniff, it was her! She had a nasty ass smelling pussy. She kept them opened, 'cause she thought I was going to eat her out or something, but I didn't want to be rude and kill the moment I closed them back and made her sit on me. Careful fellas. I was drunk/stoned so I remember some parts throughout the night, here and there, but that sh*t stuck with me. Haha, Great story.. I would be like, GTFO Out of my car. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonesizzle Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. True, I remember one time I was at this after party and we had all this kinda of sh*t, weed, hennessy, and some other stuff I can't remember. So I see this chick and she comes up to me. Long story short we made out and I took her back to my car. I was taking off my hoodie and pants and she opened her legs, since she was wearing a super short mini skirt. I took a sniff, and was like wtf, it smelled kinda nasty. She took off her skirt and opened them again, wider. This time I leaned in closer and took another sniff, it was her! She had a nasty ass smelling pussy. She kept them opened, 'cause she thought I was going to eat her out or something, but I didn't want to be rude and kill the moment I closed them back and made her sit on me. Careful fellas. I was drunk/stoned so I remember some parts throughout the night, here and there, but that sh*t stuck with me. Haha, Great story.. I would be like, GTFO Out of my car. :| I guess that's the difference between men and women. Uh, I mean, me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outcest Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 that sh*t is deadly. yeah, but once you let go of that...feels pretty good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 This bitch called my cell and asked if I could smell her pussy and hung up. What would jesus have done? Smelled it, duh. But there are some very stinky cooters out there, that's taking a huge risk of getting your nose cleared of congestion but with a heavy feeling of a burning sensation. True, I remember one time I was at this after party and we had all this kinda of sh*t, weed, hennessy, and some other stuff I can't remember. So I see this chick and she comes up to me. Long story short we made out and I took her back to my car. I was taking off my hoodie and pants and she opened her legs, since she was wearing a super short mini skirt. I took a sniff, and was like wtf, it smelled kinda nasty. She took off her skirt and opened them again, wider. This time I leaned in closer and took another sniff, it was her! She had a nasty ass smelling pussy. She kept them opened, 'cause she thought I was going to eat her out or something, but I didn't want to be rude and kill the moment I closed them back and made her sit on me. Careful fellas. I was drunk/stoned so I remember some parts throughout the night, here and there, but that sh*t stuck with me. Haha, Great story.. I would be like, GTFO Out of my car. :| I guess that's the difference between men and women. Uh, I mean, me too. I guess, at least tell her to take a bath first. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
