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Hmm, I'm going out for a drive. When I come back, I shall be blazed...

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Got a free hook-up today, rolled a spliff afterschool and I'm saving it for the morning

 

Anyone have stem tea before? I'm very close to making some...

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I'm so bakeeeed right now. Didn't really get much in last night so I'm making up for it now?

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Got a free hook-up today, rolled a spliff afterschool and I'm saving it for the morning

 

Anyone have stem tea before? I'm very close to making some...

Unless you have a sh*tload of stems, be prepared for disappointment.

 

I bought a tortilla press today. Best quick homemade munchies device I've ever purchased.

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god damn I just so happened to watch when Larry King was doing that interview with Willie. I was gettin' stoned too, and boy does Willie know how to flip subjects. I remember Larry King talkin' bout marijuana and then switched to the subject of 9/11 somehow, I am sure Larry and Willie smoked couple joints before the show.

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lmao

 

Larry King seems f*cking amazed that Willie Nelson is high.

 

Now, who has brain damage in this scenario?

 

 

Also, DOOM, I bet it was something along the lines of weed supposedly supporting terrorists.

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Man, it could've been like that, I was flippin' through channels and happened to see good 'ol Willie talking about legalization of marijuana, and before I knew it these motherf*ckers moved over to how Willie thinks the twin towers were bombed to the ground. Good tv when nothing is on, especially when Willie is talkin'.

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I smoked that spliff this morning and on my way to the bustop I saw that if you buy one DQ blizzard, the 2nd is only 25 cents. So I bought two and gave one to this girl in my class and we blazed a fat bowl at lunch. smile.gif

 

So if your stoned, go to DQ

Offer ends on the 25th

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That's the last 2 nuggets of my 4/20 pickup.. Still haven't gotten ahold of pics from that night. I know there's a pic of the blunt, and a pic of me and my giant volcano bag, both on this chick's camera..

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Hope you all had a good 4/20. I was off the day from work, but I didn't smoke any bud or drink or anything. Was too busy running errands and paying bills. I'm drinking my last beer right now, gonna have to get more tomorrow man. This 30 bomb has lasted me some time though, probably a month. I've cut down considerably lately on the boozing. Good thing, I actually enjoy drinking more now again. Not so, regular. Guy got fired at my work so I've switched to just doing one job full time instead of a swing shift of two jobs at the same place. More pay, longer weekends, same days off as my woman. A bit easier on my mind too since I don't have to keep up with so much random sh*t. It's pretty regular which I really don't mind. I work in a kitchen for those who don't know, at a nursing home.

 

I think when I get some beer tomorrow, I'm gonna get some Cali chronic with it. I'm glad I have the hookups just in case I'm in the mood haha. Also, MAD SEASON MOTHERF*CKERS!!! Awww snap, I'm getting some mushies. f*ckayes.

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Sadly I was unable to celebrate 4/20 to it's maximum potential...yet the weekend of the week of 4/20 is upon us, and for us Aussies it is a 3-day weekend.

Getting ready to blaze, gents

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Larry King seems f*cking amazed that Willie Nelson is high.

 

Now, who has brain damage in this scenario?

 

 

Also, DOOM, I bet it was something along the lines of weed supposedly supporting terrorists.

Yeah, though that's a funny clip, Larry King is a hack and CNN is a pretty terrible channel overall. Do I really give a f*ck what Willie Nelson thinks of Sarah Palin and the "tea parties" (also questions in the same interview)?

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The Sound of Milli Vanilli?!

Rolling a free fatty in my mates room atm. My dealer got locked up for 2 years after he gave me 10g's on credit biggrin.gif

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I understand smoking the free weed, but it sounded a bit dickish the way you said it with a smiley. If anything you should roasting it to him.

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So today, im standing on my balcony smoking a blunt to myself. You know one of those awesome Royal Blunt wraps that have like a million different flavours, so anyway I get major blunted smoking about half of it and figure hey i'll save some for later so I stash the thing under my BBQ under the cover just on the small platform the gas canister sits on. So about 2 hours later I go back out and as I'm opening the back door I see a little Squirrel run out from under the BBQ with something in its mouth.

 

"No..." I say to myself.

 

I look under the BBQ and my blunt was robbed

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The Sound of Milli Vanilli?!
I understand smoking the free weed, but it sounded a bit dickish the way you said it with a smiley. If anything you should roasting it to him.

Yeah, well, he is a dick. I know some of you might think all dealers are fine and dandy but if you know what he got busted for you'd know why i've got no sympathy for him.

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@Scifen - Looks like you're being spied on. That or a squirrel or something is having a great time right now!

 

@The Sound - Might as well tell us what he did if you've gone this far into the story.

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Yea, he is such a dick that he gave you 10g on f*cking credit. Are you even listening to yourself? I hope my friends don't act like you behind my back..

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Playing GTA 4 plus being ripped equals a great time.

 

Yo Nick you were robbed? Thats arms bro sorry to hear. Lets get on GTA again soon. Its soo jokes killing whiney bitches.

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Guys what are your favourite games to play when baked? I usually play COD4 and maybe some Fallout 3. I rock at COD when I'm stoned btw haha tounge.gif.

 

I've heard nothing but good things about Geometry Wars and I'm planning on trying it out next time I smoke smile.gif.

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So today, im standing on my balcony smoking a blunt to myself. You know one of those awesome Royal Blunt wraps that have like a million different flavours, so anyway I get major blunted smoking about half of it and figure hey i'll save some for later so I stash the thing under my BBQ under the cover just on the small platform the gas canister sits on. So about 2 hours later I go back out and as I'm opening the back door I see a little Squirrel run out from under the BBQ with something in its mouth.

 

"No..." I say to myself.

 

I look under the BBQ and my blunt was robbed

Why the hell would you do that? The wind could blow it away and it would get really stale outside... wow

 

I like playing gears of war, halo 3 and GTAIV stoned icon14.gif

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Guys what are your favourite games to play when baked? I usually play COD4 and maybe some Fallout 3. I rock at COD when I'm stoned btw haha tounge.gif.

 

I've heard nothing but good things about Geometry Wars and I'm planning on trying it out next time I smoke smile.gif.

NBA 2k10, NHL 10, Fifa or GTA IV.

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Gran Turismo 4 + 24hrs of Nurnburgring + stoned = Awesome.

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Slynke always has the best photos of his pot. I need a camera that will let me take a macro shot so you can see detail like that. All I've got is my phone to take pics with.

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Always? You've been here for 2 days.. Who are you?

 

*EDIT: So in the last 2 days, I've downloaded $300 worth of Playstation Network games.. lmao The list is as follows:

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Sam & Max: The Devils Playhouse Ep. 1-5

Worms

Mega Man 10

Flower

Age of Booty

flOw [+Expansion]

Frogger Returns

Penny Arcade Adventures Ep. 1&2

Secret of Monkey Island

NBA Unrivaled

Fret Nice

Bomberman ULTRA

Marvel vs Capcom 2

PAIN

Section 8

PixelJunk 3-in-1 [Eden, Monsters, & Racers]

Matt Hazard: Blood Bath and Beyond

Final Fantasy Tactics

 

That, combined with my current list:

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Final Fantasy 7

Crash Bandicoot: WARPED

Diner Dash

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Blast Factor [+Expansion]

Burnout Paradise [+All expansions]

Peggle [+Nights]

Soldner-X: Himmelssturmer

Fat Princess

High Velocity Bowling

Magic Orbz [+All expansions]

TMNT: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled

Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battlecars

 

And that's just DLC! So many games, so little time..

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Slynke always has the best photos of his pot. I need a camera that will let me take a macro shot so you can see detail like that. All I've got is my phone to take pics with.

 

Always? You've been here for 2 days.. Who are you?

 

Made my night.

 

I'll go back to being quiet now. Enjoy the weekend everyone.

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