Official Forum Stoners v5

[Stig]

4 20g blunts. Not only will you be awesome, but it fits in with the 420 scheme. So it's fate. Do it.

This. Then take a picture of the finished product and put it up here.

Definitely will bro, me and my friends decided today that were gonna do 4, 20g blunts

I don't think that's gonna come out cheap. That's like, 80 grams. sh*t, I bet just one of those joints can get ten people high as f*ck, let alone 4 of them.

 

Have fun and take pictures.

Hell yeah dude, that whole 80 grams thing.., one of the perks of being friends with multiple drug dealers. Plus, they all know each other so they're all going to pitch in on it.

 

What does everyone else have planned?!?!

[Gundog]

Meh, not much. Going to my cousins for the weekend. He's a major druggie, so he'll pull some strings, plus I have loads of cash left from my birthday.

 

I think I'll call the vodka-shots-and-weed-weekend card.

[Mr.Mister]

I smoked a mini blunt at the park with some buddies since it was nice out this morning. After I went back home to get ready for school since I was late.

 

I was so stoned and had such an intense head high, I decided to just not go... I made some coffee (which I barely drink) and watched TV. My cat came up and spilt it all over the floor and she started LICKING IT UP!

 

I zoned out hard while she was licking it, thinking what just happened. I had some other types of food nearby which I fed her small amounts... she eats EVERYTHING ANY ANYTHING! I'm not joking you, she even licks plastic bags and chews nothing for some reason

 

As for 420, I'm broke as a joke so I'm probably only getting a few g's if I'm lucky enough. Might just roll a fatty then smoke a bowl with THC on top

Edited April 16, 2010 by Mr.Mister

[SaintJimmy]

I kinda wish the system out this way was more organized like in America. We don't get fancy brand names for our weed, there are only good times to buy and bad times. Luckily enough I only ever bought ditch weed once. It all seems to be good and all, but that's my main problem. I kinda want more of a choice.

I'd also like to try some Salvia. It seems only Indica makes its way out here - still love my weed though. Gonna blaze up tonight

[SaintJimmy]

im soooooooooooooooooooo grizatrizzled

[stinomontana]

I kinda wish the system out this way was more organized like in America. We don't get fancy brand names for our weed, there are only good times to buy and bad times. Luckily enough I only ever bought ditch weed once. It all seems to be good and all, but that's my main problem. I kinda want more of a choice.

I'd also like to try some Salvia. It seems only Indica makes its way out here - still love my weed though. Gonna blaze up tonight

where are you from?

you should come to holland on a vacation.

coffeeshops on almost every corner

and sh*tloads of different kind of weed and hash

 

 

 

 

[SaintJimmy]

i'm headed out your way in early 2012 with my brother I'll be getting blazonkered

guys the pizza man came here 10 minutes early while i was taking a sh*t. so hard to control the sphincters.

going to smoke half a fat joint and eat my pizza

[Slynke]

 

I kinda wish the system out this way was more organized like in America. We don't get fancy brand names for our weed, there are only good times to buy and bad times. Luckily enough I only ever bought ditch weed once. It all seems to be good and all, but that's my main problem. I kinda want more of a choice.

I'd also like to try some Salvia. It seems only Indica makes its way out here - still love my weed though. Gonna blaze up tonight

*Sativa. Salvia is an entirely different drug (salvia divinorum).

 

Also, I can't believe nobody posted this yet, but

 

RIP Jack Herer

The Emperor of Hemp

(June 18, 1939 - April 15, 2010)

[GogZ]

im heading to amsterdam on the 12th of next month, for 4 days!!! theres 5 of us going, i honestly can't wait.

[anus]

I kinda wish the system out this way was more organized like in America. We don't get fancy brand names for our weed, there are only good times to buy and bad times. Luckily enough I only ever bought ditch weed once. It all seems to be good and all, but that's my main problem. I kinda want more of a choice.

I'd also like to try some Salvia. It seems only Indica makes its way out here - still love my weed though. Gonna blaze up tonight

*Sativa. Salvia is an entirely different drug (salvia divinorum).

 

Also, I can't believe nobody posted this yet, but

 

RIP Jack Herer

The Emperor of Hemp

(June 18, 1939 - April 15, 2010)

Wow that really sucks, another good man taken. R.I.P to the dude .

[Slynke]

EDIT: Scratch all that, let's try again. My previous post contained a youtube video of the Diva Dance song from The Fifth Element, but upon further high-searching, I've found this. Check this chick out, she's pretty damn good! Almost as good as Inva Mula herself (the real singer for Diva Dance aka "Il Dolce Suono")..

 

Edited April 16, 2010 by Slynke

[unopescio]

TBH Ive never heard of jack herer, I definitely felt like sh*t the day Albert Hofmann and Hunter S Thompson died though, the original blazers are slowly passing along into history, it is our opportunity to carry the torch into the future.

[beto]

I'm f*cking high man. today was a crazy day, had two down ass sessions. one unexpected lol. i got a new pup too! 5 week old male cocker spaniel ahaha. I named him Cheech.

[SaintJimmy]

do excuse my linguistic errors, i was quite f*cked up

[Slynke]

Nice doggy! Now the question arises, at what point is he old enough to get blazed with ya? I've found the most preferable way to give dogs hits is to exhale into their ear. I had a pitbull before who liked smoke up his nose, but most don't, as it interferes with their sense of smell (although is super cute when they start sneezing). If you just take a toke, and instead of blowing it in their face, put your mouth up to his open ear and gently exhale, they will get super faded (watch his pupils). Something to do with the blood vessels in their ears or something..

 

Just snapped this yesterday

[SaintJimmy]

Most dogs reach physical maturity between 18-24 months. So you're best off waiting before your dog is 2 years old to get him blazed unless you want to f*ck up his/her growing process.

[Slynke]

Most dogs reach physical maturity between 18-24 months. So you're best off waiting before your dog is 2 years old to get him blazed unless you want to f*ck up his/her growing process.

Some cultures start getting their newborn human babies high at birth, as a blessing..

 

What makes you think it would stunt growth? Citation, please?

[beto]

 

Nice doggy! Now the question arises, at what point is he old enough to get blazed with ya? I've found the most preferable way to give dogs hits is to exhale into their ear. I had a pitbull before who liked smoke up his nose, but most don't, as it interferes with their sense of smell (although is super cute when they start sneezing). If you just take a toke, and instead of blowing it in their face, put your mouth up to his open ear and gently exhale, they will get super faded (watch his pupils). Something to do with the blood vessels in their ears or something..

 

Just snapped this yesterday

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs458.ash1/25166_380141879561_687249561_3972103_4060281_n.jpg

Word man, ima let him get a lil bigger hes f*cking small right now. hes just nibbling around getting used to walking and sleeping alot. a couple of weeks and i think he'll be ready to start living up to his name. and the ear? forsho hes laying right down next to me now haha. drank a can of joose then smoked a fat bowl. has me feeling good

 

some more pics of cheech

 

 

Edited April 17, 2010 by beto.

[*MURDOC*]

Thats a cute Cheech man.

[SaintJimmy]

Well Slynke there's no definite answer, so you're very right to question it, but there's no like...solid answer as to whether it does or not. So if you ask me, I've got a puppy who's 8 months old and so I'd rather wait than risk it. Erring on the side of caution just seems a bit safer to me.

And beto, that's a damn cute puppy man

[Gundog]

The worst possible thing happened last night.

 

I was at my cousin's sleeping over, and we got caught with 5 grams. We had this worst lecture, and got banned from their house for some time.

 

The worst part is, the cousin actually made me start smoking.

 

 

[anus]

The worst possible thing happened last night.

 

I was at my cousin's sleeping over, and we got caught with 5 grams. We had this worst lecture, and got banned from their house for some time.

 

The worst part is, the cousin actually made me start smoking.

Damn man that sucks. Sorry to hear about it .

 

This reminded me of a similar thing that happened to me quite recently which I find pretty f*cked up.

 

So yeah this is what happened. My first dealer, he got caught by his folks coz he did some stupid sh*t in the house (got totally faded and put the joint in open view). Now I had a sack in order round this time (he was probably stealing my sh*t, don't buy from him no more), so to get off the hook what the fa**ot does is he tells everyone that I was the dealer to HIM and that apparently he was just 'holding it' for me. Since most parents these days consider their son to be completely pure and not guilty of any wrong doing, they believed him. I got confronted by his brother a few days later and I was like 'WTF?!' when he told me this. I told him the truth though, coz I was pretty f*cking pissed at what the fa**ot did.

 

You'd think that would've ended the situation well right? Well no, their parents still didn't believe my story I guess. This guy's mom knows the mom of the guy who first got me smoking (he also introduced me to this dealer), and she's called her and told her that apparently I was some huge drug lord and to tell her son to avoid hanging with me. Ofcourse this guy too being the bastard he is, pussied out and didn't tell her the actual situation.

 

Now thanks to them, I'm labelled as some huge drug cartel leader. I don't give a f*ck what they think about me since I don't hang with these guys any more (figured out these people are FAR from true friends), but yeah...

 

 

[SaintJimmy]

On the topic of getting caught...my friend who I smoke out with regularly at his house's mum found his smoking stuff. Bong, filters, rollies, etc.

She found them the day after I was there, so she immediately thought I was a bad influence on her son. She's kinda cool with it, he didn't get in to any trouble, but I'm not allowed to stay over the night there any more and his mum's a complete bitch to me.

Hey, at least I got away somewhat scot-free...it'd suck to have a confrontation like that ^. Especially from your own parents.

[anus]

Nah man didn't get confronted by my parents . It was his brother who confronted me .

[Punk-in-Drublic]

Got absolutely smashed on some of this Early Girl stuff yesterday out in the sun, it was fantastic.

[SaintJimmy]

Nah man didn't get confronted by my parents . It was his brother who confronted me .

I read it as father

[WelcomeToLibertyCity]

I got caught baked last Thursday. Came home toasted because it was getting past my curfew and mom and dad noticed I was giggly my eyes were f*cked up. They didn't really say anything to me, which I'm surprised about... dad asked me if I did illegal stuff and I just said no. Nothing has been mentioned since.

[Tsar_Smirnoff]

I as well have been caught on one or two occasions; just from family members though. Luckily, they don't care that much because they know that it's really just not a big deal as long as there's no risk of getting caught by the coserva-prick geriatrics in the neighborhood. It's still kind of awkward though: 1.) because they're my parents and 2.) I don't like being stoned around people that are sober.

 

Generally though, I'm pretty secretive about it.....I prefer getting blazed by myself actually; unless the other person is just really chill. If I'm with someone that gets really chatty when stoned, I get distracted from the high real easily and constantly forget what they've just said. When they expect an answer I usually reply with "Huhh?" or "Yep."

 

EDIT: That looks super tasty....I wish we got that kind of quality around here!

VV

Edited April 18, 2010 by Tsar_Smirnoff

[Slynke]

Strawberry Kush anyone? sh*t smells like Fruity Pebbles..

Edited April 18, 2010 by Slynke

[ass reamer]

Strawberry Kush anyone? sh*t smells like Fruity Pebbles..

How much, in quantity, is that in the picture?

 

Whenever I see your pictures I have this vision of a gigantic bud as big as my hand.