Official Forum Stoners v5

[Stig]

I'm stoned.

 

John Mayer - Who Says. Listen to it.

[Gundog]

Just watched Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke while blazed.

 

f*cking A.

[Scifen]

damn sounds like you guys been having fun.

 

Anyone here ever had a "blazed up the pizza delivery guy" moment? We had smoked some purple kush and we ordered slushies, doritos, 25cent candy bags and dr.pepper from that stoner food delivery service and he said if we blazed him up, he would give us a good discount, so we did

 

We couldnt make firecrackers though because of some sh*t that went down

This delivery service doesn't happen to be called "Munchies" would it?

[BrownBear]

What age do you think is good to start smoking weed?

i'm 13 and my mates asked if i should go to theres and get high, what do you guys think?

[Gundog]

It's your choice, really. If you think you're ready, go for it, but if you're still in doubt, don't.

 

I tried my first J when I was 12, and it was a rather big shock to my organism, but such a great high. It takes a while to get used to the bittery taste and smell, but later on, it'll be the best flavour and fragrance you'll ever.... taste and smell, believe me.

[BrownBear]

It's your choice, really. If you think you're ready, go for it, but if you're still in doubt, don't.

 

I tried my first J when I was 12, and it was a rather big shock to my organism, but such a great high. It takes a while to get used to the bittery taste and smell, but later on, it'll be the best flavour and fragrance you'll ever.... taste and smell, believe me.

I think i will, they are good mates so i can trust that nothing bad is gonna happen with them stealing from me or anything.

Yeah why not? i think i will.

[Gundog]

Oh, and don't be afraid if you feel a bit ill or light-headed an hour after you smoked, as I said, your entire body gets a severe shock, and you probably will feel a bit ill, and the worst case scenario is that you can lose your lunch, but don't think every high is like that.

 

You MIGHT, and I'm emphasizing the maybe here, feel ill, similar to being drunk, mainly because it's your first time. It's your first high and don't get your head all too worried, just get snacks and enjoy.

 

AND BRING an MP3 player/Cellphone with headphones, you will LOVE the music, it will feel... unique.

[BrownBear]

We were gonna go to somerfield to get some food first and then listen to Bob marley.

[jimmy.]

Cherish it, man. You most likely won’t have another time like your first couple times smoking. I remember the first time I smoked. I could feel the fabric of my clothes on the back of my knees and it felt so good I couldn’t stop laughing out of happiness.

Also, remember during the whole experience, that YOU’RE HIGH. Your mind can run around in circles over some bullsh*t while stoned, but you’re still the same person, you’re not going to imminently die or any more of a loser than before you smoked or anything like that. Back when I first started smoking, I could get really paranoid like that, but as long as you realize that you’re not sober and your mind is just working a mile a minute.

 

 

[SHXC]

Smoked a j that a friend rolled on Saturday night and started laughing uncontrollably when it kicked. Took about half an hour to walk a 5 minute trip home, and crashed into bed. Woke up with actual lack of energy the next day for like, the whole day. just pretty much sat in one place.

 

Never had that before after smoking. Not worried, but it was weird...

[Stig]

Pretty stoned here, smoked like 2 2.5g blunts earlier and now I'm just smoking a couple bowls to keep it up

 

Might be getting a piano for free.. can't wait to f*cking get on that thing stoned.

[beto]

Got an alright nug today of some Lemon Wreck. I think it'll be enough to burn 2 fat bowls, gonna wake and bake tomorrow with this

[Slynke]

re=size pics please

Edited March 30, 2010 by Waddy

[chris]

You gotta be f*cking joking.

[WelcomeToLibertyCity]

 

It takes a while to get used to the bittery taste and smell, but later on, it'll be the best flavour and fragrance you'll ever.... taste and smell, believe me.

100% spot on. At first I couldn't stand the smell or taste. But now, it's one of my favorite parts. I can say the taste of weed is better then chocolate for me.

 

Anyways, last day of school tomorrow then I'm off till next Tuesday. I have a little pinner and a fatty in my closet, so I think me and my bud are biking to a park near to go on the swings and smoke it up there.

 

Trust me, swings are the best thing in the world when you're baked.

Edited March 30, 2010 by WelcomeToLibertyCity

[Slynke]

Seriously... 1024x768. The same res I always post in.. Are you f*cking kidding me?

 

Source: http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_display.asp

 

Get real man..

 

^Click for larger

 

EDIT:

Started making some budder just a minute ago! I'm using 6.9g of stems and 28.5g of ABV (already been vaped; vapeovers), for a grand total of 35.4g of schwag for my recipe which calls for 1/2lb of butter (8oz/2sticks) for 16 small brownies. I'll be doing a write up on here as I proceed, as well as taking pictures throughout the process for a proper writeup after it's all finished. Got it on the stove right now, I'll be pulling it tonight probably around 4:20am. Brownies, here I come!

Edited March 31, 2010 by Slynke

[Mr.Mister]

Today was pretty chill. It was hot outside but very windy, it actually started snowing for about 45 seconds, that tripped me out hard. Smoked a fat watermelon joint and a few bowls outta the bong which I plan to sell soon. Saw the worlds largest aircraft take flight and now im going to play left 4 dead and maybe goto a party if things go right

 

spring break is the sh*t

[GogZ]

blazed atm, got this lemon bud and its blowing my mind gonna stick on a film. nice to have the topic title back aswell.

[Gundog]

Just planted my seeds after a week of germination. Lit up the room with an economic bulb, and put 'em in a hollow cup filled with fresh wet dirt. They're now sitting by the window waiting dawn.

 

Can they go outside yet, or will low temp kill them?

[Mr.Mister]

 

Just planted my seeds after a week of germination. Lit up the room with an economic bulb, and put 'em in a hollow cup filled with fresh wet dirt. They're now sitting by the window waiting dawn.

 

Can they go outside yet, or will low temp kill them?

I plan on trying this out if I can get ahold of a seed... I used to get em alot back in the day but not anymore

 

I'm not really sure but I think your best bet is to let them sprout and grow for a week or so before planting it outdoors.

[Slynke]

Disaster! So at 4:20am, I turned off the heat, got my straining stuff together, got out the camera, and starting doing step by step with photos inbetween. Everything was going smoothly until I got to my third and final straining, where I use all of my cheesecloth I used prior, plus the sludge for its final squeeze by hand. I'm ringing the ball of cheesecloth and bud out as hard as I can, when my buttery-ass fingers slip (literally) and I smash into the side of the pyrex dish, splashing probably half my budder/water all over the f*cking place. Fridge, wall, counter, cabinets, bread, camera, oven mits, stovetop, you name it.. it's covered in budder right now. Got what I could out of it and tossed it in the fridge. I'll weigh it in the morning once it's seperated and make the call whether to try to make it on what I got (adding regular butter as needed) or make some more budder out of my nuggets..

 

And Gundog, I'm guessing in the UK it's cold outside still right? If so, I'd wait a few more weeks before putting it outside. Also, take the time to note when the sun is rising and setting each day. Here in FL, USA we are still having 12hr days, so it would not be a good idea to plant outside yet. For a young plant you really want 16hrs of light. The easiest thing to do would be invest in a cheap grow light, nothing too fancy or expensive, but something of decent quality made for growing, toss it up in your closet, and grow your baby in there. Toss a fan in there pointing upwards toward the plant so that it gets a nice gentle roughling (This helps build strength). If the minor smell of 1 plant is not a worry (ie: if you already smoke pot inside) leave the closet door open when the light is on.. controlling the heat inside the closet will be your only real trouble. Be sure to rotate your pot around a 1/4 turn everyday, so that it grows and strengthens evenly. With a simple light and fan, and maybe hang a curtain to shield it from light when "night", you'll have a healthy strong plant in no time. I would suggest just keeping it inside if your having success with this, but if you can't do inside permanently for whatever reason, then I would recommend doing what I said before, but on a temporary and stealth basis.. As soon as the "days" outside are at 16hrs, toss it outside.. it should do just fine.

Edited April 1, 2010 by Slynke

[anus]

Smoked a j that a friend rolled on Saturday night and started laughing uncontrollably when it kicked. Took about half an hour to walk a 5 minute trip home, and crashed into bed. Woke up with actual lack of energy the next day for like, the whole day. just pretty much sat in one place.

 

Never had that before after smoking. Not worried, but it was weird...

Sounds like a different strain to what you usually get.

 

I've never smoked a strain which didn't leave me with more energy than before smoking it though .

[Slynke]

So the budder I had left weighed out to 4.6g of the original 8g.. Kinda disappointing, as it's just in that grey area for me whether I should continue on, or make more. I guess I'm just going to keep on trucking, and hope this batch doesn't turn out super weak..

[vinnygorgeous]

Does anyone know how dangerous smoking mouldy weed is?

[Stig]

Does anyone know how dangerous smoking mouldy weed is?

I'd imagine it wouldn't be too good for you.. but then again you never know until you try.

 

So, I've got some sort of throat infection, strep, mono etc. I'm done sharing f*cking pieces

[Slynke]

Very. Don't do it. Do you really have to ask that?

[vinnygorgeous]

Very. Don't do it. Do you really have to ask that?

The problem is that weed that has that mouldy smell is so common, I never recognised it as such until I had a deal go very mouldy with great spores. That first time out of defiance I smoked about four or five drags before looking up if it was hazardous, but I found the internet to be full of contradictory evidence. I've asked drug workers, doctors no one can really give me an answer, my lungs have felt a little sh!tty since then all of the time so it is a worry but my friends think I'm overly paranoid, weed that I contend is mouldy, they think smells like weed, but it has that same fungal smell as the very mouldy batch. Its doing my head in because its happening one in every four pick ups, if I'm right its an epidemic and people are just ignorant or if I'm wrong- well that would be peachy.

[Stig]

Very. Don't do it. Do you really have to ask that?

The problem is that weed that has that mouldy smell is so common, I never recognised it as such until I had a deal go very mouldy with great spores. That first time out of defiance I smoked about four or five drags before looking up if it was hazardous, but I found the internet to be full of contradictory evidence. I've asked drug workers, doctors no one can really give me an answer, my lungs have felt a little sh!tty since then all of the time so it is a worry but my friends think I'm overly paranoid, weed that I contend is mouldy, they think smells like weed, but it has that same fungal smell as the very mouldy batch. Its doing my head in because its happening one in every four pick ups, if I'm right its an epidemic and people are just ignorant or if I'm wrong- well that would be peachy.

Well you're from the UK right? I've heard of people doing all sorts of f*cked up sh*t over there to the dope. Like I think I read in this topic that some people found iron filings in their bud?

[vinnygorgeous]

Well you're from the UK right? I've heard of people doing all sorts of f*cked up sh*t over there to the dope. Like I think I read in this topic that some people found iron filings in their bud?

I am and your right the criminals here have no shame, I definitely had some that's been sprayed with glue. I've heard of glass being sprinkled over the plants to give the effect of crystals - that one scared me, I generally stay away from what we call import (its grown in UK) because of the spraying to add weight but the problem I'm finding with the more home grown type stuff (not hobbyist home grown) is the mould problem that I mentioned. But I have smoked for about 17 years and I have only recently come across any mould on weed whatsoever.

[Stig]

Well you're from the UK right? I've heard of people doing all sorts of f*cked up sh*t over there to the dope. Like I think I read in this topic that some people found iron filings in their bud? 

I am and your right the criminals here have no shame, I definitely had some that's been sprayed with glue. I've heard of glass being sprinkled over the plants to give the effect of crystals - that one scared me, I generally stay away from what we call import (its grown in UK) because of the spraying to add weight but the problem I'm finding with the more home grown type stuff (not hobbyist home grown) is the mould problem that I mentioned. But I have smoked for about 17 years and I have only recently come across any mould on weed whatsoever.

Damn man that sucks. I could only imagine why someone would want to do something like that?

 

But you don't have to really worry about it here because I live in a small town and no all my dealers through school and I'm friends with them. Just find someone you can really trust to deal you sh*t so that you know you're not getting tampered buds.