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God damn Europeans and their tobacco. That sh*t is bad for you, specifically tobacco is f*cking boring, it's like half as interesting as coffee. You shouldn't put up with impurities, 15 mixed joints isn't going to get you higher.

Definitely wont get me higher, but it will last for a lot longer.

 

I wish I had enough weed to roll some pure cannabis joints. Next time I come into posession of a larger amount of green, I'll be giving it a go but unfortunately it's a rarity for me to find green (or at least any way decent, uncontaminated green).

 

Plus it is just the norm to roll joints with tobacco here. As a tobacco smoker though that's nothing bad to me though recently I've been considering quitting... if I smoke, I might live for another 30 years that will see me to 50 - but if I quit I'll definitely live a lot longer.

 

Tomorrow I might go up the fields and pick some mushrooms. Will take some pics and post em on some drugs forum beforehand though, don't want any lethal ones...

 

I'll be doing some reasearch on it beforehand but how many mushrooms do you guys reckon I'll have to pick to get a trip? I've heard places saying you need to boil down like 40 mushrooms if you want a trip.

 

Though granted, I'll be taking them and probably be staying indoors or going out for the day with mates as my mum is at home all day long (she suffers from MS unfortunately and can't leave the house)

 

Reckon I can get away with hermit-crabbing in my bedroom on even a small amount of mushrooms?

 

I could go out with friends all day long, but the friends I'd be going out with are friends I don't really consider to be true friends and often I feel awkward around them so I think that's not a good setting for mind altering drugs like mushrooms... then again, neither is being caught by your mum...

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My buddys parents busted him with an oz and they flushed it down the crapper

 

so f*cked up

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What are your guys opinion's on saving roaches? My and my buddy's like to do it here. We save all our roaches, then once we have enough, roll them into one fat joint and smoke 2nd gen roach weed, it's so resonated. And eventually in time you get 3rd gen and 4th gen and that sh*t is so resonated, it gets you made fried smile.gif

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Not only that but the roach is a little more potent as some of the sucked THC gets caught up in there aswell.

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Not only that but the roach is a little more potent as some of the sucked THC gets caught up in there aswell.

Yeah man I just put that in my last post haha after like 5 normal joints you can roll them up into a whole roach weed joint. and then after that save that roach from and keep saving roaches until it gets crazy. Speaking of which I just smoked some roach weed and I'm pretty baked smile.gif

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I always save roaches til the next morning or pack them right there into a bowl. but I always smoke them til there's nothing left.

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Yeah, we usually save our roaches and smoke what we have after every five joints or so. Makes for a great high.

 

EDIT: a perfect example at the moment

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So a thought struck me today...

 

In thousands of years, when archaeologists are pulling up artifacts of our civilization from the ground, what do you think they will make of your bongs?

 

I mean, a lot of our more wonderous technology masterpieces aren't going to last long because of what they're made out of. Bongs on the other hand... Glass, acryllyc, plastic bottles even... You know that they're going to find some of them.

 

So like imagine they keep pulling up bongs in all sorts of places, wouldn't they wonder what it was for? They'd probably figure out that it was to filter air, but then why would people need to filter air? Maybe they'd figure out people were breathing through them, but not realize that they were smoking through them, and filter they were air purifiers or something. lol

 

 

Anyway yeah, I'm stoned

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Smoked some roach weed in my pipe earlier,

It was from a pure spliff, i dont roll spliffs with tobacco because the tobacco ruins my buzz somehow.

Smoking normal weed now though.

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So a thought struck me today...

 

In thousands of years, when archaeologists are pulling up artifacts of our civilization from the ground, what do you think they will make of your bongs?

 

I mean, a lot of our more wonderous technology masterpieces aren't going to last long because of what they're made out of. Bongs on the other hand... Glass, acryllyc, plastic bottles even... You know that they're going to find some of them.

 

So like imagine they keep pulling up bongs in all sorts of places, wouldn't they wonder what it was for? They'd probably figure out that it was to filter air, but then why would people need to filter air? Maybe they'd figure out people were breathing through them, but not realize that they were smoking through them, and filter they were air purifiers or something. lol

 

 

Anyway yeah, I'm stoned

That's actually a really good question haha

 

Any sort of hidden 'green space' here will be cluttered with 2L lung bottles and other homemade pieces that will eventually be grown over and consumed by the Earth.

 

Perhaps they'll be able to tell by scientific analysis that there's THC on the inside of the bottle - linking to cannabis - IE, it was obviously a smoking device.

 

All the same though, if they take a look around my area they will come to the conclusion that "the village elders clearly forced this religion of smoking cannabis amongst the people" given the large amount of homemades lying about haha.

 

I've wondered before though... ancient houses and settlements from the stone/bronze/iron/whatever age got consumed literally now by feet of dirt... how did that happen? Whole houses and castles being submerged in the Earth... will that happen again - only ten thousand years from now they'll be digging our houses from the dirt...

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Why would you smoke so often that you can't keep up financially? tounge.gif

 

I can get about 4 decent joints out of a gram, that is, each joint enough for 2 persons, so that's 8 "highs" per gram or 2.5€ a high. Either you guys have too high a tolerance or the people who I get it from have been reaaaally generous. tounge.gif

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Why would you smoke so often that you can't keep up financially? tounge.gif

 

I can get about 4 decent joints out of a gram, that is, each joint enough for 2 persons, so that's 8 "highs" per gram or 2.5€ a high. Either you guys have too high a tolerance or the people who I get it from have been reaaaally generous. tounge.gif

I think you can just smoke less than most people and get more high.

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I can get high off like .3 of some real good kush.

 

 

Just picked up a g of some grape kush, smells real danky smile.gif

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Holy sh*t I'd love a few tokes of that sh*t, just to see what nearly 3000 year old green tastes like.

 

Been a while since I got properly high as a kite. I mean, had a few j's last Monday but only enough to chill out a bit icon14.gif

 

Let's see what next weekend brings.

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http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/article/544684

 

They found 2700 year old dank (789 grams exact)

damn I want some of that  nervous.gif

Why would you want that? Weed's not like wine.. it doesn't get better in time. confused.gif

 

Holy sh*t I'd love a few tokes of that sh*t, just to see what nearly 3000 year old green tastes like

 

f*ck, the sun is setting already and its barely past 4. I gotta go pick some up right now. and it finally snowed today

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I hope they give some of the anciant cannabis to lab rats to see if it still "works". smile.gif

Or even humans! biggrin.gif

 

 

The marijuana was found to have a relatively high content of THC, the main active ingredient in cannabis, but the sample was too old to determine a precise percentage.
I call bull-f*cking-sh*t.
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I hope they give some of the anciant cannabis to lab rats to see if it still "works". smile.gif

Or even humans! biggrin.gif

 

 

The marijuana was found to have a relatively high content of THC, the main active ingredient in cannabis, but the sample was too old to determine a precise percentage.
I call bull-f*cking-sh*t.

Was probs some super sh*t that was so strong it broke the machine lol

 

I'd roast a bowl of it..

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So a thought struck me today...

 

In thousands of years, when archaeologists are pulling up artifacts of our civilization from the ground, what do you think they will make of your bongs?

 

I mean, a lot of our more wonderous technology masterpieces aren't going to last long because of what they're made out of.  Bongs on the other hand... Glass, acryllyc, plastic bottles even...  You know that they're going to find some of them.

 

So like imagine they keep pulling up bongs in all sorts of places, wouldn't they wonder what it was for?  They'd probably figure out that it was to filter air, but then why would people need to filter air?  Maybe they'd figure out people were breathing through them, but not realize that they were smoking through them, and filter they were air purifiers or something. lol

 

 

Anyway yeah, I'm stoned

That's actually a really good question haha

 

Any sort of hidden 'green space' here will be cluttered with 2L lung bottles and other homemade pieces that will eventually be grown over and consumed by the Earth.

 

Perhaps they'll be able to tell by scientific analysis that there's THC on the inside of the bottle - linking to cannabis - IE, it was obviously a smoking device.

 

All the same though, if they take a look around my area they will come to the conclusion that "the village elders clearly forced this religion of smoking cannabis amongst the people" given the large amount of homemades lying about haha.

 

I've wondered before though... ancient houses and settlements from the stone/bronze/iron/whatever age got consumed literally now by feet of dirt... how did that happen? Whole houses and castles being submerged in the Earth... will that happen again - only ten thousand years from now they'll be digging our houses from the dirt...

Yeah, but aren't those really heavy stone buildings? Maybe they sunk into the soft soil over the years. I know that a majority of stone houses they find have a low floor because of that. Unless they have a foundation, the walls kind of cut into the ground over the years of tectonic movement and weather conditions.

 

I doubt that the pot had very high levels of THC in it at all, actually. Considering that the "relative" hemp they're talking about was used for food and clothing, I doubt it had a very high THC content, if any at all. So this sh*t probably had the THC content of a batch of stems.

 

I mean, shoot, they apparently hadn't picked the seeds out of it or anything...

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Got a q of green the othe rnight there and was out smoking with 1 of my mates in the car. Notioced 3 guys sneaking behind a fence. I said to my mate, aye betting their rolling a j. 10 mins later, they shout across 'That green?'

We all got talking for a bit. Turns out one of the guys dad grows, crop ready in 3 weeks. Looks like i could have a new dealer lol

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I don't know if it's fact or not, but I have to agree with *MURDOC*. A couple of months ago I found about a gram I guess of some old ass weed....I mean this sh*t was ancient. It was really hard, had sort of a brown-ish tint, and was a bitch to light. But once I finally finished the bowl and sat for a couple of minutes I had the most intense high I've ever experienced. I guess it just depends on how it's stored.....if it's kept in a cool dry place like mine was, I'd imagine it would keep for a pretty long time.

 

I doubt something 2700 years old though would be any good. I'd imagine it'd just ignite like a piece of dry straw or something and disintegrate. Either that, or you'd have to have a blow torch to light the f*cker.

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