Saggy Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Holy crap, I can't stop laughing at this... http://www.mousebaked.net/upload/Cookingbytheliljohn.swf QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Craziest sh*t happened last night. So me and my two homegirls pick up a sack and head up my street to park and hotbox. It's like around 12:30am. So yeah we chill smoke our sh*t and like around 12:55 we finished. We play out music have our windows rolled up, and are just cracking up when we see this car slowly creeping up to us. I was in the backseat and my friend Ast was behind the wheel and my other friend was riding shotgun. Ast and my other friend start freaking out and they want to take off, I tell them just to stay still (since we had the car off anyways) and tell them that the car was just going to make a left into the street a couple of yards in front of us and they probably didn't even know we were inside. However the car keeps creeping up and passes the street and it begins making a u-turn, but as it is making the turn the lights hit our car and it stops there for like 10 seconds then proceeds to make the turn and park like 50 feet in front us. two dudes get out of the car and my friends begin to get paranoid but I just tell them they they were probably just parking the car and heading home, as they parked right on the corner of the street and the houses are just a few feet away. However they just linger around the car for a couple minutes which felt like f*cking hours. The dude on the driver's side opens the the door of the trunk and puts on his hoodie, the other dude appeared to be wearing a leatherjacket and like a baseball cap covering his eyes. Mind you it's super dark and our only source of light was a street light that was half working between our two cars. Now I begin getting paranoid cuz sh*t does't feel right. I tell Ast to get ready to take off but to still keep the car off. 3 Mins later the two guys start walking slowly towards the car with their hoods up so we can't really see their faces. When they get to like 15 feet away from our car I start freaking out and tell Ast to get the f*ck out of there. When our lights turned on and shined on their faces they looked away and started heading to our right into these like construction tractors and we take off. We park in another quiet street in the same community and just analyze what the f*ck just happened. Sketchy ass sh*t, mind you we were sooo stoned. IDK what they were up to, but man idk if it was just the weed making us paranoid or what, but after that happened it kinda killed our high. That's certainly some strange behaviour. What type of car was it? I remember seeing some dodgey triad-like guys when I was in Edinburgh a few years back with some mates. We were walking down this alleyway that was pretty much deserted and run down, so we could have a cigarette without being seen (we were like 15 lol) and there were a group of chinese people, all dressed in these long trench-coats that had detail pattern around the seams, and they were triad like clothes, you know the kind. Not to mention the fact there was like 8 of them and they ALL had these identically long pony-tails that reached like the bottom of their back. When we walked in they just stopped talking and all turned around staring at us and did so until we walked past... inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Craziest sh*t happened last night. So me and my two homegirls pick up a sack and head up my street to park and hotbox. It's like around 12:30am. So yeah we chill smoke our sh*t and like around 12:55 we finished. We play out music have our windows rolled up, and are just cracking up when we see this car slowly creeping up to us. I was in the backseat and my friend Ast was behind the wheel and my other friend was riding shotgun. Ast and my other friend start freaking out and they want to take off, I tell them just to stay still (since we had the car off anyways) and tell them that the car was just going to make a left into the street a couple of yards in front of us and they probably didn't even know we were inside. However the car keeps creeping up and passes the street and it begins making a u-turn, but as it is making the turn the lights hit our car and it stops there for like 10 seconds then proceeds to make the turn and park like 50 feet in front us. two dudes get out of the car and my friends begin to get paranoid but I just tell them they they were probably just parking the car and heading home, as they parked right on the corner of the street and the houses are just a few feet away. However they just linger around the car for a couple minutes which felt like f*cking hours. The dude on the driver's side opens the the door of the trunk and puts on his hoodie, the other dude appeared to be wearing a leatherjacket and like a baseball cap covering his eyes. Mind you it's super dark and our only source of light was a street light that was half working between our two cars. Now I begin getting paranoid cuz sh*t does't feel right. I tell Ast to get ready to take off but to still keep the car off. 3 Mins later the two guys start walking slowly towards the car with their hoods up so we can't really see their faces. When they get to like 15 feet away from our car I start freaking out and tell Ast to get the f*ck out of there. When our lights turned on and shined on their faces they looked away and started heading to our right into these like construction tractors and we take off. We park in another quiet street in the same community and just analyze what the f*ck just happened. Sketchy ass sh*t, mind you we were sooo stoned. IDK what they were up to, but man idk if it was just the weed making us paranoid or what, but after that happened it kinda killed our high. Just sounds like they were looking to break into your car. What did they do once you put the headlights on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank.s Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) I hope they shat them selfs. Haha, new topic title. Edited November 16, 2009 by frank.s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liesofsilence Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Craziest sh*t happened last night. So me and my two homegirls pick up a sack and head up my street to park and hotbox. It's like around 12:30am. So yeah we chill smoke our sh*t and like around 12:55 we finished. We play out music have our windows rolled up, and are just cracking up when we see this car slowly creeping up to us. I was in the backseat and my friend Ast was behind the wheel and my other friend was riding shotgun. Ast and my other friend start freaking out and they want to take off, I tell them just to stay still (since we had the car off anyways) and tell them that the car was just going to make a left into the street a couple of yards in front of us and they probably didn't even know we were inside. However the car keeps creeping up and passes the street and it begins making a u-turn, but as it is making the turn the lights hit our car and it stops there for like 10 seconds then proceeds to make the turn and park like 50 feet in front us. two dudes get out of the car and my friends begin to get paranoid but I just tell them they they were probably just parking the car and heading home, as they parked right on the corner of the street and the houses are just a few feet away. However they just linger around the car for a couple minutes which felt like f*cking hours. The dude on the driver's side opens the the door of the trunk and puts on his hoodie, the other dude appeared to be wearing a leatherjacket and like a baseball cap covering his eyes. Mind you it's super dark and our only source of light was a street light that was half working between our two cars. Now I begin getting paranoid cuz sh*t does't feel right. I tell Ast to get ready to take off but to still keep the car off. 3 Mins later the two guys start walking slowly towards the car with their hoods up so we can't really see their faces. When they get to like 15 feet away from our car I start freaking out and tell Ast to get the f*ck out of there. When our lights turned on and shined on their faces they looked away and started heading to our right into these like construction tractors and we take off. We park in another quiet street in the same community and just analyze what the f*ck just happened. Sketchy ass sh*t, mind you we were sooo stoned. IDK what they were up to, but man idk if it was just the weed making us paranoid or what, but after that happened it kinda killed our high. Just sounds like they were looking to break into your car. What did they do once you put the headlights on? Why didn't you just honk the horn to scare the sh*t out of them? Y'know, put the lights on, hit the gas and drive away like in the movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Holy crap, I can't stop laughing at this... http://www.mousebaked.net/upload/Cookingbytheliljohn.swf Holy hell, that is absolutely golden. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Holy crap, I can't stop laughing at this... http://www.mousebaked.net/upload/Cookingbytheliljohn.swf Hahaha, sh*t was funny. @beto - Very strange. Sounds like they were looking for trouble, but I doubt they would've broken in once they discovered you were in the car. Still, I hate sh*t like that when I'm baked, totally kills the good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Craziest sh*t happened last night. So me and my two homegirls pick up a sack and head up my street to park and hotbox. It's like around 12:30am. So yeah we chill smoke our sh*t and like around 12:55 we finished. We play out music have our windows rolled up, and are just cracking up when we see this car slowly creeping up to us. I was in the backseat and my friend Ast was behind the wheel and my other friend was riding shotgun. Ast and my other friend start freaking out and they want to take off, I tell them just to stay still (since we had the car off anyways) and tell them that the car was just going to make a left into the street a couple of yards in front of us and they probably didn't even know we were inside. However the car keeps creeping up and passes the street and it begins making a u-turn, but as it is making the turn the lights hit our car and it stops there for like 10 seconds then proceeds to make the turn and park like 50 feet in front us. two dudes get out of the car and my friends begin to get paranoid but I just tell them they they were probably just parking the car and heading home, as they parked right on the corner of the street and the houses are just a few feet away. However they just linger around the car for a couple minutes which felt like f*cking hours. The dude on the driver's side opens the the door of the trunk and puts on his hoodie, the other dude appeared to be wearing a leatherjacket and like a baseball cap covering his eyes. Mind you it's super dark and our only source of light was a street light that was half working between our two cars. Now I begin getting paranoid cuz sh*t does't feel right. I tell Ast to get ready to take off but to still keep the car off. 3 Mins later the two guys start walking slowly towards the car with their hoods up so we can't really see their faces. When they get to like 15 feet away from our car I start freaking out and tell Ast to get the f*ck out of there. When our lights turned on and shined on their faces they looked away and started heading to our right into these like construction tractors and we take off. We park in another quiet street in the same community and just analyze what the f*ck just happened. Sketchy ass sh*t, mind you we were sooo stoned. IDK what they were up to, but man idk if it was just the weed making us paranoid or what, but after that happened it kinda killed our high. Just sounds like they were looking to break into your car. What did they do once you put the headlights on? They start heading to their right and changed their direction so stoned right now just ate some ribs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 beto, I had something similar happen one night, except it was a bunch of gang members. They came right up to the car window and said, "You guys should leave, you don't want to be here." So yeah, maybe they were puttin' in work... QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skramz Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Picking up half an ounce for a week down the coast soon, pretty stoked. Could someone provide a quick run-down on how to make a bong from a water bottle? My mate was gonna show me but he never got around to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 lol youre going to buy half an ounce and you dont even know how to make a bong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I second onepiece... anybody buying that amount normally knows lol But hey, if you're gona start smoking weed you may as well smoke it properly... A quick google search for homemade bottle bongs will return an abundance of how-tos. But I found this picture which basically explains what a bottle bong should be. inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 lol youre going to buy half an ounce and you dont even know how to make a bong? Screw that, if you're going to spend the money for a half ounce, you should spend the money for an actual bong. Even a plastic/acryllyc one would be great vs. a homemade. QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punk-in-Drublic Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Picking up half an ounce for a week down the coast soon, pretty stoked. Could someone provide a quick run-down on how to make a bong from a water bottle? My mate was gonna show me but he never got around to it. Ah, good old bottle bongs. reminds me of when I was 13, me and my mates used to make them all the time, some times we would just make some sh*tty little thing with a coke bottle, a pen and some foil, other times we would actually make a f*cking brilliant pipe. All we did was get a small jam jar, get a pipe (about 2 or 3 times wider than a hose pipe, similair material though, nice and strong), a small metal pipe, a gauze (usually any old metal mesh that was small enough), then we'd fix it onto the metal pipe with a f*cking bolt, was pretty good cos the weed never fell out, they would last forever untill some dickhead stole them. All you need for a cheap ass bottle bong, is a water bottle (Oasis bottles are the king, click), a pen, preferably a decent sized one like one from a permanent marker, some tin foil and a safety pin (to prod the holes into the foil). Its always a good idea to burn the small hole into the bottle then push the pen in, try to make it a tight gap, we used to seal it around with blu-tac, dont let any smoke out or air in. They take less than 5 minuites to make. My mate once made one with a glass bottle, dont have a f*cking clue how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Picking up half an ounce for a week down the coast soon, pretty stoked. Could someone provide a quick run-down on how to make a bong from a water bottle? My mate was gonna show me but he never got around to it. Ah, good old bottle bongs. reminds me of when I was 13, me and my mates used to make them all the time, some times we would just make some sh*tty little thing with a coke bottle, a pen and some foil, other times we would actually make a f*cking brilliant pipe. All we did was get a small jam jar, get a pipe (about 2 or 3 times wider than a hose pipe, similair material though, nice and strong), a small metal pipe, a gauze (usually any old metal mesh that was small enough), then we'd fix it onto the metal pipe with a f*cking bolt, was pretty good cos the weed never fell out, they would last forever untill some dickhead stole them. All you need for a cheap ass bottle bong, is a water bottle (Oasis bottles are the king, click), a pen, preferably a decent sized one like one from a permanent marker, some tin foil and a safety pin (to prod the holes into the foil). Its always a good idea to burn the small hole into the bottle then push the pen in, try to make it a tight gap, we used to seal it around with blu-tac, dont let any smoke out or air in. They take less than 5 minuites to make. My mate once made one with a glass bottle, dont have a f*cking clue how Though definitely be wary about putting the gauze anywhere near any plastic. Those fumes are tres bad for one. inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Cheech and Chong will be on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight. Heads up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank.s Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Frank.s wishes he could get american tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agincourtsalute Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Holy crap, I can't stop laughing at this... http://www.mousebaked.net/upload/Cookingbytheliljohn.swf I thought it was funny at first then I heard the rapping, that video is just wrong mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank.s Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Haha, the tv show it is from is called lazy town. It is on british kids tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) itll be on YT within an hour of it showing so don't worry about it. EDIT:eek replied to the wrong page, oh well never mind. Edited November 18, 2009 by OnePiece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rota Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Its been on YT for a while now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I just I always crack up when the third verse starts... "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..." "WHAT?!" Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waste Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 It's dry in Georgia right now. D: Halp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 For the past 5 months I've been applying to jobs - easily over 100 applications to date and finally today I got a telephone interview which I passed and have a proper interview on fri 27th. Mortgage Protection Consultant whatever the hell they do... oh well... it pays very well! Anyone else feeling the credit crunches downturn? Getting a job is a bollocks atm... inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 first ever application I gave in I got an interview and got the job. Hardcore man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 first ever application I gave in I got an interview and got the job. Hardcore man. That's how it used to be for me until this year :S I always had 100% success rate like yourself but after I quit my last job to travel Europe, since I've got back the whole get a job thing has become a mess... and my CV is packed from military to civil service to public sector, the lot, so it's been a bit bewildering... Though I've never failed an interview so my hopes are up Bloody credit crunch inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 For the past 5 months I've been applying to jobs - easily over 100 applications to date and finally today I got a telephone interview which I passed and have a proper interview on fri 27th. Mortgage Protection Consultant whatever the hell they do... oh well... it pays very well! Anyone else feeling the credit crunches downturn? Getting a job is a bollocks atm... What do you do about drug testing? Or do they even drug test you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyFromThere Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) For the past 5 months I've been applying to jobs - easily over 100 applications to date and finally today I got a telephone interview which I passed and have a proper interview on fri 27th. Mortgage Protection Consultant whatever the hell they do... oh well... it pays very well! Anyone else feeling the credit crunches downturn? Getting a job is a bollocks atm... What do you do about drug testing? Or do they even drug test you? No companies to my knowledge of in this whole nation of the UK, do drug testing If they did that, then nobody would be employed... The only time I ever got anything near a drug test was a bog-standard piss test when I was applying for the Royal Marines. Question for you fine chaps - do any of you feel any of the 'negative' effects of cannabis use? I'm listening to a 2 hour long radio recording from a Liverpool station in regards to cannabis. The host is staunchly against legalisation to a disrespectful degree by the way he rips in to people who phone in to fight the legalisation side. Naturally he's talking a lot about the harms of cannabis and potential harms of legalisation - and there have been a few callers on who claim that cannabis "sent them up the wall" and made them depressed, desperate, shortened attention span, to name a few. But the thing is, while I accept that cannabis might be bad for you and it might cause mental problems - I have yet to experience any of these problems they talk about. In fairness, I've only been smoking now for just over a year so it may be too early to tell, but I don't feel that it has negatively affected me in any way. Thoughts? Edited November 18, 2009 by Dom0803 inactive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Im not going to click that link OnePiece because as soon as you hear Liverpool, Radio and 1 sided perspective in the same sentance the name Pete Price rings aloud in my head. He is the biggest f*cking arsehole that RadioCity has ever had doing a show, he was talking this morning whilst i was listening to the radio on my way to work, this time his rant was about cyber bullying, however he did mention his 'Tobbacco and Alcohol is legal, Marijuana isn't so deal with it' programme so i immediately switched to another station to avoid punching my f*cking horn untill the airbags went off. The man is a rambling idiot, i dont think i have ever met anybody who has said 'Mr Price speaks alot of sense' simply because he is a proper turnip and is too far up his own arse to even consider other peoples point of views. btw im 18 on Saturday so i have a week off work and a good ammount of money to buy some bud, im looking forwards to next week alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 So f*cking lucky. Most places drug test here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
