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Here is something I typed up in an argument regarding marijuana, way back in 2005.

 

 

The problem with the plant isn't the plant itself, it's the people using it. If everyone could become responisble for there actions and not do stupid things that will cause problems then we could legalize a lot of crazy sh*t. But since the generalized majority are irresponsible and immature we have to be regulated and babied by our government.

 

To many people react to differently to marijuana. Some people 'tweek' and do stupid sh*t. Some become more efficent human beings and use inteligently. The problem is diversity. Diversity is a bitch. Same can be said for a variety of other substances, both those legalized and illegalized.

 

If humanity itself could come together and recognize this problem of disorderly usage and stupid reactions, then maybe we could properly educate without propaganda and lies.

 

Everything could be legal since everyone would know what to use, how to use it, and how it effects them.

 

But humans are stupid and this is impossible in the current time. When science, discovery, and the acts to generally make living for one another human is put higher then the accumlation of wealth then maybe marijuana will become legal.

 

But right now a vast majority seems more interested in filling up there bank account then bettering society for themselves and their fellow man.

 

My girls graduation is coming up, gonna party!

 

Some more..

 

I'm gonna go a bit off the marijuana bit to touch on substance use on a whole.

 

I've always had this thought. What if every substance was made legal? I mean everything. maybe humans on their own, if were allowed access to everything, maybe society could learn on its own what is truely bad and what isn't.

 

Sure for the first few months or years they'll be lots of death and heavy drug usage. But as time wears on maybe people will figure out on their own from the loss of others around themselves and their own self destruction what substances to absue and which to not.

 

Without laws controlling the use of these chemical uppers and downers maybe people can learn to control themselves without the country controlling them.

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So yeah I chilled and hotboxed my friend's caddy. left that sh*t real smokey. picked up another 20 after we smoked our dub. She had given me a triple stack blue cd pill, and I put it in my shoe. After she leaves i go to my room look in my shoe and it's f*cking gone. pissseeeedddd me off man.

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dub + weed = orgasm.

 

Also, check out this video. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

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dub + weed = orgasm.

 

Also, check out this video. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

Haha, f*ck yes. Did you hear His Majesty's Dub? Sickest CD I've purchased in a looong while. I'm from South Florida, and live in a Jamaican neighborhood, got to have love for the dub, and the Rastas. And the Patois, haha.

 

I tried rolling one with a filter for the first time today, ripped from a cigarette. Packed it nice and tight, 70/30 with tobacco, and toked up. I had low expectations, but to be honest I loved it. Cleaner taste, lighter hit, not much of a difference in the high, and I could smoke it all the way down without even having to think about baking my fingertips. It's not something I'd be bothered to do every time, but I'll definitely do it again.

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dub + weed = orgasm.

 

Also, check out this video. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

Haha, f*ck yes. Did you hear His Majesty's Dub? Sickest CD I've purchased in a looong while.

That's the one he did with King Tubby, yes? But no, I don't have it. Will check it out though, thanks.

 

Here's another clip:

 

 

 

Something tells me that little girl is tripping, haha.

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Dub is sick, I haven't heard much of the Jamacian stuff but I really like Fat Freddy's Drop and Salmonella Dub. Some good chilled out beats.

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Ultimate stoner track IMO. Is that a xylophone playing the background?

 

Or maybe this?

 

 

 

Ahh brings back some nice memories.

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Ok since I have some tracks from Cypress Hill and I like them alot... tell me what albums I need to have from them? I hate to get the 'best off' albums since it's not complete (+ I mostly like other tracks than those so called 'best tracks').

 

Tell me: from what album(s) are these tracks? And I'll be able to tell you if these tracks are perfect 'stoner' tracks in about three hours. That's when I can get really high. It'll be 'hits from the bong'...

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Ok since I have some tracks from Cypress Hill and I like them alot... tell me what albums I need to have from them?

Black Sunday, without a shadow of doubt.

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Ok since I have some tracks from Cypress Hill and I like them alot... tell me what albums I need to have from them?

Black Sunday, without a shadow of doubt.

Ok *purchasing now* ... any other suggestions? I also have 'Psycho Realm' (Psycho Realm) album. That's rap music I can appreciate (since it is really good).

 

 

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Ok since I have some tracks from Cypress Hill and I like them alot... tell me what albums I need to have from them?

Black Sunday, without a shadow of doubt.

I liked temple of boom better.

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Ok since I have some tracks from Cypress Hill and I like them alot... tell me what albums I need to have from them?

Black Sunday, without a shadow of doubt.

I liked temple of boom better.

Really? I couldn't get into Temple Of Boom, though I really wish I had done because I hate looking like one of those people that just digs on a CD because there's a single on there that made a band recognizable. In this case, Insane In The Brain.

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I had Black Sunday already... Temple of Boom is also brilliant. Shamefully no hits from the bong today... friend of mine was not home. Tomorrow another day and hopefully it'll go as planned.

 

Yet again, thanks for sharing the great music!

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That's the one he did with King Tubby, yes?

Yup, that's the one. Sick sh*t, definitely check it out.

 

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Christ Almighty, happiness is but a ZigZag away.

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That's a lot of sh*t. Damn!

 

I got a job interview today. It was for an associate at Wal-Mart. It was a brutal two and a half hour interrogation. But, they said they were gonna check my references today and give me a call soon; if the references were good, I pretty much have the job. Just gonna have to pass a drug test, I think. If I pass it, and I get this job.... oh, dear God am I gonna plunge myself so deep into my bong it's going to be f*cking crazy. The plan is to go halfs on an ounce with my buddy, and murder it all f*cking night. I really, really hope I can pass this drug test and when they call my old job they don't talk sh*t about me. One step closer to being able to smoke again.

 

Wish me luck, guys. I don't need meth, and I don't need speed, 'cause everything's better with a bag of weed.

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Drug test, 2.5 hour interview? All for a job at Wal Mart. Man, that f*cking sucks.

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My waterpipe has been fixed. Finally it works properly (just did it in my room with some regular 'lemon' tobacco). Great, taste was finally how it is supposed to be and finally had it on good. My brother helped me out. Going to take it over to a friend's house tonight and try to mix some good ol' Mary Jane with the 'flavoured tobacco'.

 

I'll post some pics of my waterpipe later on.

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Drug test, 2.5 hour interview? All for a job at Wal Mart. Man, that f*cking sucks.

Seriously, that would suck sh*t. For my job interview I turned up and talked to this guy for like 3 minutes asking how far away I lived and how often I could work. After that He just said come in tomorrow and we'll start your training. Americas job system (well just about all they're systems actually) are pretty f*cked IMO.

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That's a lot of sh*t. Damn!

 

I got a job interview today. It was for an associate at Wal-Mart. It was a brutal two and a half hour interrogation. But, they said they were gonna check my references today and give me a call soon; if the references were good, I pretty much have the job. Just gonna have to pass a drug test, I think. If I pass it, and I get this job.... oh, dear God am I gonna plunge myself so deep into my bong it's going to be f*cking crazy. The plan is to go halfs on an ounce with my buddy, and murder it all f*cking night. I really, really hope I can pass this drug test and when they call my old job they don't talk sh*t about me. One step closer to being able to smoke again.

 

Wish me luck, guys. I don't need meth, and I don't need speed, 'cause everything's better with a bag of weed.

Haha, I wish it were all for personal use. I get about an ounce a week for $300, resell it for anywhere between $480-$500 in easily less than an additional week, and it gives me an extra $180-$200 for my own personal sh*t, plus rent, bills, etc. It's easy extra work, low risk, and I only sell to friends so I don't have to worry about the gangster horsesh*t or any of the drama that usually comes from dealing.

 

I do have to agree that the prerequisites for that Wal-Mart job are pretty sh*t. Wal-Mart, at least here, are known to be the most horrid company to work for. They treat their employees like absolute sh*t, and the work environment is f*cking brutal. I can't stand shopping at Wal-Mart because of how many assholes frequent it, let alone work there for at least 8 hours a day. Best of luck to you, man. You'll need it more, I think, if you get the job than if you do not. tounge.gif

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Scotty, dealing weed huh? Not the paisan I know. lol.

 

Anyhow, I have possibly the coolest weed story. I get off work today and reakky want to smoke, I ran out last night. My guy is not answering his phone and I'm half fiending over here... then a neighboor I barely know knocks on the door around 4 as promised to bring me some of his homemade Amish bread (which incidentally tastes amazing)... I ask him as he's about to leave, "Know where I can find some smoke?" This guy, my new lord and savior, pulls a zip lock of about half an ounce of weed in it and gives me about two joints worth. Gratis.

 

I am one happy stoner.

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So I was sick throwing up this whole week. I don't know why, some sort of stomach thing I've had for a while.

 

Anyway, I told my dad last night I was going to a friend's to smoke some pot 'cause I thought it would help. Of course it did, and I knew it would 'cause I've been through this several times already.

 

So anyway, I'm all good today, and he says, "That pot sure fixed you up. Must have been withdrawals."

 

 

SagaciousKJB facepalms

 

Now I've got to listen to that ridiculous notion, but instead of bothering with logic, I said, "Yeah, you're right... Say, can I have $20, I don't want to have to suck another dick to get a bag."

 

He didn't find it very funny, but I sure as hell did.

QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration!

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Ahhhh, yes, I remember when I was so desperate for weed, I put an ad on craigslist and they paid me with 10 "teddy bears".

 

Wait, no I don't.

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Cant wait for tomorrow, got 2 packed to f*ck 10 bags, and i'm going seeing Oasis! Going to be amazing!

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So anyway, I'm all good today, and he says, "That pot sure fixed you up. Must have been withdrawals."

 

 

SagaciousKJB facepalms

 

Now I've got to listen to that ridiculous notion, but instead of bothering with logic, I said, "Yeah, you're right... Say, can I have $20, I don't want to have to suck another dick to get a bag."

 

He didn't find it very funny, but I sure as hell did.

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Same f*cking thing happened with me recently. Got sick, decided to smoke some ganja, felt better, they blamed it on withdrawals.

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Finaly i got some weed, my friend was driving me crazy with this 2 weeks delaying it.

 

Got some.. not like you Mario.. thats alot of sh*t there !

 

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yay.. in cubes now.

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Hm. Curious shape. monocle.gif Was that smuggled in via someones ass? I'm serious.

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Hm. Curious shape. monocle.gif Was that smuggled in via someones ass? I'm serious.

Smells good, so, dont think so.

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