Official Forum Stoners v5

[unopescio]

So, I lost my job. I have to stop smoking because I'll probably need to pass a drug test at some point for a new one. Anyone got any detox tips?

I never got why this is such an issue for people in the states, do they drug test you for any old job over there? That would f*cking suck. The only people that would ever get tested over here are athletes. Its a f*cking invasion of privacy in my mind.

[AlianAnt]

Well, over here, it's at the employer's discretion if they want to drug test. When applying, you have to sign a waiver saying that it's ok for them to drug test you. Any job that isn't McDonald's, pretty much, tests here, which is the worst thing ever. If you choose not to do the drug test, then they choose not to hire you, and that's that. Really grinds my gears because I went to work at my old job high ONCE, and I kept getting told how fast I was moving, and how good a job I was doing. Never went back high again, though, because I got chewed out for something earlier, before I was high, and the unpleasantness of being ripped apart by your boss while you're high isn't exactly an experience I wish I could remember.

 

BUT THE WAR ON DRUGS MUST CONTINUE!

[beavis]

Synthetic Piss.

 

Ask your local headshop about it. As far as I know, most empolyers don't screen for that in the test.

 

Haven't been around here, damn modem went out this weekend.

[liesofsilence]

 

Well, over here, it's at the employer's discretion if they want to drug test. When applying, you have to sign a waiver saying that it's ok for them to drug test you. Any job that isn't McDonald's, pretty much, tests here, which is the worst thing ever. If you choose not to do the drug test, then they choose not to hire you, and that's that. Really grinds my gears because I went to work at my old job high ONCE, and I kept getting told how fast I was moving, and how good a job I was doing. Never went back high again, though, because I got chewed out for something earlier, before I was high, and the unpleasantness of being ripped apart by your boss while you're high isn't exactly an experience I wish I could remember.

 

BUT THE WAR ON DRUGS MUST CONTINUE!

HE IS HIGH! He's a JUNKIE! HE IS NOT BUYING INTO THE COORPERATE DOLLAR COCKSUCKING! FIRE HIM! HE DOESNT WANT TO STAY SOBER AND SUCK UP ALL THE COMMERCIAL BULLSH!T WE HAVE NOWADAYS! MURDER! FIRE! BURN!!1!!

 

On another note, is been a while since I got high properly. Maybe tonight? I dunno. I could use a toke .

[FullMetal]

On another note, is been a while since I got high properly. Maybe tonight? I dunno. I could use a toke .

Was thinking about the same thing. Just had another exam today (which went really bad I think) and the next one is monday. I think I can smoke tonight or tomorrow night/the day after. It can't hurt... since the exam is about 'transcribing' old Dutch literature (medieval letters and such).

 

I suck at it and I think I'm going to fail epically at it... god I can't wait for my vacation! Work, relax, get high, do fun stuff and in the meanwhile search for something else to study next year that might be more interesting and that might succeed.

[liesofsilence]

On another note, is been a while since I got high properly. Maybe tonight? I dunno. I could use a toke .

Was thinking about the same thing. Just had another exam today (which went really bad I think) and the next one is monday. I think I can smoke tonight or tomorrow night/the day after. It can't hurt... since the exam is about 'transcribing' old Dutch literature (medieval letters and such).

 

I suck at it and I think I'm going to fail epically at it... god I can't wait for my vacation! Work, relax, get high, do fun stuff and in the meanwhile search for something else to study next year that might be more interesting and that might succeed.

So it's about Willem van Oranje? Vader des Vaderlands? Balthasar Gerardts? You can almost compare that to JW Booth shooting Lincoln .

[FullMetal]

On another note, is been a while since I got high properly. Maybe tonight? I dunno. I could use a toke .

Was thinking about the same thing. Just had another exam today (which went really bad I think) and the next one is monday. I think I can smoke tonight or tomorrow night/the day after. It can't hurt... since the exam is about 'transcribing' old Dutch literature (medieval letters and such).

 

I suck at it and I think I'm going to fail epically at it... god I can't wait for my vacation! Work, relax, get high, do fun stuff and in the meanwhile search for something else to study next year that might be more interesting and that might succeed.

So it's about Willem van Oranje? Vader des Vaderlands? Balthasar Gerardts? You can almost compare that to JW Booth shooting Lincoln .

I was more talking about 'Dutch' as a language and not as 'Dutch' (meaning: coming from Holland).

 

At first it is really interesting... but since it takes alot of time and effort to transcribe you can barely spend any time reading what it is really about. I really hate doing it... although I love history.

[Max_Powers]

Caffiene, beer, sweating, exercise. Lots of pissing and sweat. I got clean in 13 days that way. Checking with a kit helps to. Go to rite aid get a piss test and do the above for abotu 2 weeks. Eating a lot of red meat helps too.

[coin-god]

I too had an exam today, didnt remember. I did ok anyway

 

But today i bought some weed (finally after 2 weeks sober), and i plan to go smoke a joint today.

 

Even if i have a Literature exam tomorrow, which is not difficult stuff anyway. I really dont think it will do any harm.

[DeeperRed]

 

I really dont think it will do any harm.

You won't be saying that when your on you knee at 37 sucking dick off a rich bussniess man while another man sticks his finger in your ass. All to get that "last" hit...

[coin-god]

 

I really dont think it will do any harm.

You won't be saying that when your on you knee at 37 sucking dick off a rich bussniess man while another man sticks his finger in your ass. All to get that "last" hit...

Its not like im in cocaine. Besides you took the phrase completly out of context.

[DeeperRed]

I really dont think it will do any harm.

You won't be saying that when your on you knee at 37 sucking dick off a rich bussniess man while another man sticks his finger in your ass. All to get that "last" hit...

Its not like im in cocaine. Besides you took the phrase completly out of context.

Obviously you didn't get the joke. You know its the knid of phrase you would hear from a teacher when you say "I don't think it will do any harm"

[DemonKing]

I really dont think it will do any harm.

You won't be saying that when your on you knee at 37 sucking dick off a rich bussniess man while another man sticks his finger in your ass. All to get that "last" hit...

Its not like im in cocaine. Besides you took the phrase completly out of context.

Obviously you didn't get the joke. You know its the knid of phrase you would hear from a teacher when you say "I don't think it will do any harm"

Maybe you should stop spending so much time after class with your history teacher.

 

 

 

Anyway, whats going on guys?

[TheGuyFromThere]

So today I received my welcome pack after registering at the LCA (Legalise Cannabis Alliance - Britain's equivalent to NORML)

 

I may become a member, it's only £24 a year.

 

Anyone a member of such an organisation?

 

NB In 3 weeks I go to europe for X amount of months... all that not buying cannabis will begin paying off.

[Frank.s]

Ive got some decent weed now so im gonna get STONED!

Then see if i can make a desert in zmodeler, i wish there was a way to get GTAII style players into the vc engine...

 

[coin-god]

i wish there was a way to get GTAII style players into the vc engine...

Convert them? What do u mean by "gta iii style"?

 

@Deeper: Didnt know, sorry. Kinda hard to know when you are joking on the internet.

[TOGA62]

I got good news from my doctors appointment today, so time to celebrate! I've packed myself a good supply for my trip at home, so I will enjoying myself over the next few days. Woop woop micdo!! (whaa?) Summer is awesome!

Edited May 28, 2009 by TOGA62

[Slynke]

And that news would be..?

[gizmo]

swisher, dutchie, philly, or biz markie? nobody beats the biz

[beavis]

grape swisher. yum yums.

 

Anyone down for a wake n bake session?

 

I think it shall be nice.

[Dwight Schrute]

Anyone down for a wake n bake session?

 

I think it shall be nice.

A perfect way to start your day indeed

[Frank.s]

i wish there was a way to get GTAII style players into the vc engine...

Convert them? What do u mean by "gta iii style"?

GTA III segmented charecters(and not skeletal meshes), i know you can convert and rig gta 3 player models but i mean useing a segmented player model so i can edit it with zmodeler 1.07 (vc player models cant be modded with zmodeler cos it cant do skeletal meshes)

But to do tha there would have to be completely remade animations for segmented players/peds.

 

[asimov]

Silly, this topic is about burning plants and inhaling the fumes, not 3D models.

[Mario]

Anyone down for a wake n bake session?

 

I think it shall be nice.

A perfect way to start your day indeed

I couldn't agree more. I just got some fresh dank from Jamaica, probably one of the only perks of living in South Florida. Gutted a grape Dutch, godfather style, packed it 60/40 bud/tobacco, and now it is time to float among the clouds.

 

Excuse me, gentlemen...

[TOGA62]

damn, that stuff I got is some straight sativa. Talk about a head high!

 

I enjoyed a j last night of it, and I totally felt the difference between the indica stuff I've been use to and it. I was tripping for a while on it. Found myself standing in front of the mirror self realizing sh*t about myself. Then I realized how crazy I was for talking to my reflection and stopped immediately. Later I came to some mind shattering realizations on the world and life, found nirvana, and to top it all off I came up with the story ending for my movie script, thus completing the plot I've been working on piecing together for over a year. Just need to finish penning it and it will be perfect!

 

Sativa is really where it is at. The mind trip was almost a bit too much for me, but I think I will be having a big spurt of creativity over the summer because of this stuff.

 

for today, I'm going to eat a cookie and enjoy a bit of a contrast with some indica.

[FullMetal]

Perfect way to end my day, I'm high! Been a week or so since I last good pretty high (wel, I've been somewhat 'stretching' the times that I don't smoke). This way I'll get more high, for less tokes. The mighty mighty BIG TIME high is back! Hell, I'm baked out of my mind!

 

Shamefully GTAF doesn't have any awesome smilies ... that's the best way I can describe my current state.

 

N.B: I just spent 20 minutes searching for a 'high awesome smilie' without any result. Can anyone post on up for me :].

[Dwight Schrute]

[Face McDougal]

Do any of you have experience with ecstasy? Any thoughts to share?

[Dwight Schrute]

Was on the stuff for a period of 6-7 months. Took Es usually at the clubs...sometimes have a E-party at home with close friends.

 

From my experience, I feel all loved-up, euphoric all over, eye wobbles (everything is blurry and shaky), you'll just feel on top of the world sometimes. Really depends on what you get. I usually go for the speedy pills...gets me peaking hard all night. Took 2 on average.

 

Side effects: grinding my teeth was the worst...got to the point when I actually chipped my own tooth which kinda made me stop taking Ex. You will experience 'come-downs'...you'll feel really drained.

 

I usually smoke weed during my come-down sessions. Kicks the E back in for a short period...and then I just crash into bed.

[Face McDougal]

Hell yeah man. I feel this is the best drug in the world. Of course marijuana is great for any ole time, but ecstasy is amazing. f*ck LSD or anything else, this is where it's at. I've only done it in the past couple months, it's been almost every week which might not be great depending on long term effects, but it makes you feel awesome.