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Nothing like doing a job well done.

 

My local liquor clerk needed some work to be done on his computer so he decided to pay me in money and whiskey. What more could a guy like me want?!

 

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Great White Shark - Mentioned it numerous times in this thread before.

 

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Moderation does not exist in my dictionary.

 

all of you f*cks asleep or something on this friday night. looks like i'm the only one staying in and getting f*cked up.

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(Excuse the sh*tty phone pic)

 

 

 

Got paid today, decided to pick up a bong. Yeah, it's plastic, but its also a triple perk with an ice catcher, for $50.

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$50 aint bad at al!

 

And plastic means it isnt going to break so easily.

 

 

 

 

I'm pressin' charges............WHERE MAH DO-RAG AT!?

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Nice one beav.

 

I got a free bottle of straight JD in the holidays, love the stuff.

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I'm pressin' charges............WHERE MAH DO-RAG AT!?

GET OUT MAH FACE!

 

 

Beav: Mmm, I sure could use some of that right about now. tounge.gif

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I can't help but watch both of those videos every f*cking day, they havent gotten old yet.

 

 

Oh, and all you douchebags that look in here and then complain, you can all suck a dick.

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Was planning to get high today but just took a couple of whiffs. Tomorrow I'll get pretty much high... we're going to a amusement park. 'Bobejaanland' is the name for the ones who live in Belgium/Holland. Neverbeen there before and I hope it'll be fun! :]

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Went to a random party last night and some stupid idiots were too loud, got the police round before I even got there. We spent the rest of the night wandering round, with about 4/8ths worth of weed and a few bottles of jagermeister in my bag. Avoiding da po-lice is a bitch, son!

 

Ended up smoking in a skate park and crashing at a mates house.

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last night was pretty fun (his parents are in cali), but there was barely any weed. had some plain ol weed but it had alot of crystals. i was using some girls pipe. wish i had some pics. also had that blunt which made me laugh alot apparently. and i drank a sh*tload from a heinaken keg and started yelling at people on cod4. my friend gave me a shot glass of some weird mix and i decided to go out with a friend. we walked near the highway and ended up in some industrial part like 30 mins north. we had bags so we decided to go paint some weird looking building complex that i thought had aliens inside. some guy kept going in and out throwing trash away so after like 15 mins of painting we went home. everyone was watching cartoons on the tv in the living room (wtf it was like 130) and someone wanted to play strip poker but i felt sick so i went in the basement and puked in the bathroom. i woke up at 6 on the couch and my friend went down and we played some cod4. apparently i missed out on some stuff but i didnt care cuz my head hurt so much. me and some friends split and went to eat some breakfast. after that i bussed home and got back at 10 and crashed on my bed till 3. its 4:20pm now tounge.gif

 

fun night

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Oh god, that video gets me every time. lol.gif

 

In other news, I re-up'd today. My guy kept getting held up, though, so I had to make a mad dash to get it from him before my mom got home. Only she got home like a second before he got there, but they missed each other and we made the exchange quickly and now I'm a very happy boy.

 

One of the more stressful things I've been involved in, haha. It's all good now, though. So, anyone have any chaotic re-up stories?

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Hi guys just want to ask a quick question.

 

Whats the danger with taking smoking instuments across seas ? I am going to spain in summer and I would like to take 2 of my bongs of choice and my vaporiers and a pipe with me in my suitcase and I was wondering if I would be stopped for doing this. I am only traveling from England to spain but not sure wheater that effects the level of searching.

 

Also I would like to take a few grams of Salvia with me over there, I can easily get some weed in spain but Salvia is going to be harder as I don't know many headshops and I don't want to have to order to my apartment. Question is will I be stopped for this, Salvia is legal in spain still so thats fine but I am just wondering wheater I will be questioned. I would carry it in the suitcase. It would only be about 10 grams biggrin.gif

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I had a bux night last Friday. Had beer and grass...was on my ass when the strippers arrived. Feckn hell I missed out on the good parts...but dang I was ripped off my chops. Nice one MJ.

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It's not worth the risk taking drugs with you anywhere even if it's weed, it you get searched you could be in a whole load of trouble.

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It's not worth the risk taking drugs with you anywhere even if it's weed, it you get searched you could be in a whole load of trouble.

Salvia is completely legal here and in spain so I can't see any problems with taking some over but I don't want to get stopped at all lol.gif But do you think the instrements will be trouble because I don't want to have to rebuy them in spain.

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A friend of mine bought a pipe overseas, and he was actually able to bring it back in his luggage, they looked in his bag, saw it, took it out, sniffed it, then put it back and he was on his way.

 

He never used it, so they let him take it, but only because there was no rez or anything in it.

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A friend of mine bought a pipe overseas, and he was actually able to bring it back in his luggage, they looked in his bag, saw it, took it out, sniffed it, then put it back and he was on his way.

 

He never used it, so they let him take it, but only because there was no rez or anything in it.

I am going to wash mine clean with some alcohol and proabaly put some new bowls in smile.gif Its my damn vaproiser which is a bitch to clean

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Whats the danger with taking smoking instuments across seas ? I am going to spain in summer and I would like to take 2 of my bongs of choice and my vaporiers and a pipe with me in my suitcase and I was wondering if I would be stopped for doing this. I am only traveling from England to spain but not sure wheater that effects the level of searching

Hmm...Well, Cannabis in Spain has actually been decriminalized for "personal consumption and home cultivation", so maybe you'd get a bigger slap on the wrist if you got caught with parephenalia rather than just having some weed on you. I don't know how it is over there, but with our borders here, you don't even get checked out exiting the country, so perhaps this is the same for you (I'm assuming you'll be traveling by ferry? Don't attempt to smuggle a pipe on a plane. Big mistake).

 

For future refrence, look up the Cannabis Laws regarding the country you'll be visiting.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis

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Whats the danger with taking smoking instuments across seas ? I am going to spain in summer and I would like to take 2 of my bongs of choice and my vaporiers and a pipe with me in my suitcase and I was wondering if I would be stopped for doing this. I am only traveling from England to spain but not sure wheater that effects the level of searching

Hmm...Well, Cannabis in Spain has actually been decriminalized for "personal consumption and home cultivation", so maybe you'd get a bigger slap on the wrist if you got caught with parephenalia rather than just having some weed on you. I don't know how it is over there, but with our borders here, you don't even get checked out exiting the country, so perhaps this is the same for you (I'm assuming you'll be traveling by ferry? Don't attempt to smuggle a pipe on a plane. Big mistake).

 

For future refrence, look up the Cannabis Laws regarding the country you'll be visiting.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis

Thanks for the info man. Ill check it out.

 

I love the weed laws in spain, it actually makes it much cheaper to buy smile.gif But my Dad friend grows it in his house and he said he will give me a good half ounce for free since he owes my Dad some money from a card game. To bad its some random strain and not my prefered choose of White widow but hay beggers can't be choosers.

 

Now just to find out about the whole Salvia situation.

 

Ow and last question which I am not sure about, since its allowed for personal consumption does that mean I can smoke it next to the pool in my apartment complex or does that count as public space even though you have to be a resident to use it

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Personal use means that you're allowed to do it in the privacy of your own home or within a personal compound. If you were allowed to smoke freely, the law would say that it's legal for recreational use instead of personal use (but if you're allowed recreational use, the use for personal use would be allowed as well). I'm sure you'll still find folks lighting up in parks and at parties though.

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I figured this would be a suiting home for this link, http://www.marijuana-uses.com/read.html.

 

It's a list of essays about marijuana and it's effects as told by scientists, philosophers, poets, writers etc.

 

Nothing will make you want to light up more than one of these essays, unfortunately I'm dry and won't be able to get some for a couple of days confused.gif.

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My guy has been dry for the last month so I'm contemplating taking a long LONG break from the green even though I had some over the weekend. It really fukt me up bad. I guess I'll go with occasional smoker instead of full-time. I'm starting to forget sh*t too! lol

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Lightweights. I can't even get stoned anymore the way you guys do. I'd have to stop smoking for a couple of days or weeks to be at that level.

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looks like I'm done smoking bud for now.

 

There is something seriously wrong with my health (blood wise) and although it most likely has absolutely nothing to do with weed, I've got to be taking a lot of blood tests to try and figure out what it is, and I need to stay as healthy as possible right now.

 

we will see how long this lasts. I'm hoping its only an iron deficiency, but that is about the best I can hope for currently...

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@beav: Isn't that the most annoying thing ever. That's one of the reasons I quit for about 2 months. Didn't help much. Sure I get baked, but I think I should go insane sometime and smoke 5 times the amount I usually do.

 

So I see a lot of progress on legalising weed around the world. Here in Holland our f*ckup minister of Health is spoiling it all. The first thing he did was forbid smoking in public areas. In restaurants sure, but in bars, wtf?

 

His second act of stupidity was forbidding shrooms, cause they are dangerous according to him. Even though the commission he appointed to research shrooms said the opposite.

 

I hear he's now interested in looking at coffeeshops. He can't get that through, though. Weed has gotten way too popular over the years here, for him to be able to just make it go away completely.

 

@TOGA: Sucks man. Good luck with that. smile.gif

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Lightweights. I can't even get stoned anymore the way you guys do. I'd have to stop smoking for a couple of days or weeks to be at that level.

shiiiit. my Brian is so burnt from everything I've done to it over the years; I smoke three of four bowls and I'm stoned. cool.gif

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Got perty drunk last night. 8 Corona Extra's did me well. With lemon since we ran out of lime at the hookah/drinking get together the other night. Haha. Blasted music til the early dawn of 5AM, I'm sure the neighbors were none too happy but who gives a sh*t.

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I've only been smoking a lot recently, so I can still get pretty high off of a small amount of anything decent. icon14.gif I dread the day that starts to change lol.

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looks like I'm done smoking bud for now.

 

There is something seriously wrong with my health (blood wise) and although it most likely has absolutely nothing to do with weed, I've got to be taking a lot of blood tests to try and figure out what it is, and I need to stay as healthy as possible right now.

 

we will see how long this lasts. I'm hoping its only an iron deficiency, but that is about the best I can hope for currently...

Probs Swine flu.

 

In all seriousness though good luck

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I dread the day that starts to change lol.

If you've been smoking a lot lately, then you're body is gonna build a tolerance eventually. Doesn't mean you won't get high though... biggrin.gif

 

Finally got home from school. First thing I did was take off my pants and smoked a bowl. That's right, I get high without my pants now. It's only seems logical to do so under these valley conditions.

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