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you guys ever hear of a BC strain called timewarp? i've always wanted to try that

what kind have you guys always wanted to smoke?

AK-47. From what I've heard thats some chronic as hell sh*t.

 

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I just want some real smoove purple-sh*t.

 

 

honestly right now, I just want something damn!

 

 

Oh well, tomorrow will come, and with tomorrow comes an ounce, and that will be a day I'll tell you whut, that'll be a day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll tell you whut

 

Propane..

 

Sooooooooooooooo, who here has killed a guy?

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I havent killed anybody and i dont plan to unless they did some sh*t to my family or myself. I know a few people who have, a guy i know got a few years behind bars for manslaughter after he knocked out some guy after a row and when the guy hit the floor he bashed his head and died in hospital.

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This topic is about smoking weed, not about killing people. What do you think this is? The Official Forum Tweakers? Get with the f*cking plan.

 

Now I have to smoke some pot just to get back into a good mood. f*ckers.

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I havent killed anybody and i dont plan to unless they did some sh*t to my family or myself. I know a few people who have, a guy i know got a few years behind bars for manslaughter after he knocked out some guy after a row and when the guy hit the floor he bashed his head and died in hospital.

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This topic is about smoking weed,  not about killing people. What do you think this is? The Official Forum Tweakers? Get with the f*cking plan.

 

Now I have to smoke some pot just to get back into a good mood. f*ckers.

You dumbass, In reality, I meant killing them with massive amounts of weed-smoke.

 

You know this! sly.gif

 

 

Life gets all too f*cking real sometimes boys.

 

I need to try to sleep.

 

Peace.

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So a few people were over my mates house the other day, we were all pretty very stoned and ordered delivery pizza, as you do. We splashed out and got a couple with the kickass puff pastry base, chicken and sh*t, like $30 worth of pizza. Anyway they deliver it and it turns out they are all wrong. Not on the right base, wrong toppings and that. Still tasty though, so we ate for about 5 minutes then I called up and complained -as politely as possible- to the girl on the other end. She sent us replacement pizzas free of charge 20 minutes later and didn't even ask about the old ones.

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Now I have to smoke some pot just to get back into a good mood.

Like you weren't gonna smoke anyways tounge.gif

 

 

 

Been smoking and playing Crysis all day, today has been the first I've ever played of it besides the demo. I've actually got a decent gaming rig, so I can run it on high settings, the game is beautiful.

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So a few people were over my mates house the other day, we were all pretty very stoned and ordered delivery pizza, as you do. We splashed out and got a couple with the kickass puff pastry base, chicken and sh*t, like $30 worth of pizza. Anyway they deliver it and it turns out they are all wrong. Not on the right base, wrong toppings and that. Still tasty though, so we ate for about 5 minutes then I called up and complained -as politely as possible- to the girl on the other end. She sent us replacement pizzas free of charge 20 minutes later and didn't even ask about the old ones.

"We didnt order chicken, not a problem we'll pick it out. I doubt they meant to mess us about, after all were all adults not louts."

 

 

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Yesterday for the first and certainly not the last time, tried some Hawaiian Baby Woodrose seeds...

 

Basically I let the seeds soak in water overnight and drank the water the following noon around 1.

Lasted pretty much all day. Even after the effects had worn off I still felt 'good'.

 

Music was the highlight of the day... no visuals or hallucinations but basically sat on a sofa with my mate all day long, listening to hard trance and weird music.

 

Normally I hate that sort, but with these seeds every song sounded good. Must have spent about 4 hours just listening to music... it was incredible. Every song was like watching a live show.

 

Definitely would recommend.

 

wiki

 

 

Also,

 

A few days ago my mate and I picked up some 20x salvia and hit it a few days ago.

 

Basically the set was perfect and the setting was an abandoned house up a mucky road that nobody but the occasional dog walker treads.

 

I took my hit, lay back as I felt about 10 tonnes all of a sudden and then all of a sudden I think I may have connected with a spirit.

 

Now never at any time have I wondered about the previous owners of this house.

I feel that during my experience, I unlocked some ability to communicate with the dead...

 

My trip itself was not hallucinogenic. There were no visuals. But I felt everything.

I was lying back and all of a sudden I burst out laughing at my friend P, in hysterics. He was like "Whatttt??" as I just pointed and laughed at him.

 

All of a sudden I felt like I was back in the Victorian era, probs circa when the house was inhabited. I was standing in front of stables, as I feel the house was used to breed or look after horses.

The reason I was laughing at P was because the guy, named J, and I had played a practical joke on him.

I felt so at peace with J like as if he was a good friend of mine.

 

The weird part about this?

 

There was only P and me there.

I had experienced J during my trip and only during my trip.

 

The weird thing is that J was the person who lived at that house. I am 100% certain of it. And by me laughing with him during my trip, it has become apparent to me that despite people go up to his house only to flytip their rubbish and dump unwanted goods, he is happy that people do this.

Reason being, because he feels as if the people come to visit him.

 

I took a trip back in time, met the owner of the house (which is mere rubble now) and I think that he raised horses, and that his name is John.

 

I think I'm going to try and get some records of the house from the public record office to see if I am anywhere near my, confident feeling predictions.

 

Anyone else ever had anything similar? Where they've had some sort of contact with the dead/spirits while on drugs/salvia?

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i've always thought salvia was really lame. And it's way too expensive for what it is.

 

But on a good note I got me a half oozie yesterday for $45, just in time for Monday icon14.gif

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Damn Dom, I wish I'd had a trip like that. On anything really, but I can't say I have.

 

 

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I hate salvia. Last time I did it, I thought I was dead and I was stuck here on earth.

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savia can be fun when used rarely. too much would be kinda annoying.

 

the last time i tried it, everything i saw out of my left eye was sideways. right eye was fine...left eye fkn sideways. as you can imagine, the living room looked very odd and i had trouble walkin'. pretty funny, tho. then 10 minutes later, everything was back to normal.

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Damn Dom, I wish I'd had a trip like that. On anything really, but I can't say I have.

Yeah, it sounds great. Really a awesome esperience. I wish i could try it out.

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Does anybody know any weed based flash games on the te intah webz.

Im watching the movie Crank (the first one, im watching Crank 2 soon), I wanna get some of what the taxi driver gave the main guy lol its cool.

Any else here smoke hash?

I do half of the time.

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Edit: lol I started page 194 an i was born in 1994, maybe its cos im stoned but i think thats kwl.

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Edit: lol I started page 194 an i was born in 1994, maybe its cos im stoned but i think thats kwl.

The things you can think about when you are high lol.gif

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Does anybody know any weed based flash games on the te intah webz.

Im watching the movie Crank (the first one, im watching Crank 2 soon), I wanna get some of what the taxi driver gave the main guy lol its cool.

Any else here smoke hash?

I do half of the time.

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Edit: lol I started page 194 an i was born in 1994, maybe its cos im stoned but i think thats kwl.

i know theres this game where you have to hide weed, pipes, porn etc. in like 30 seconds and had to click on abunch of different stuff before your parents got into your room, it was pretty fun but i dont remember the name.

 

Edit: here! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/899/

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I don't like this game. For one it's not realistic. I would never hide all that sh*t from my parents, I would be too stoned.

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Just played the game, its great!

The end is funny! smile.gif

 

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I don't like this game. For one it's not realistic. I would never hide all that sh*t from my parents, I would be too stoned.

 

Rofl,

 

Something ive started...

 

 

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... the head is nowhere near final, still niether is the rest but i intend on changing the head more.

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Frank I have no idea what you are trying to do with that model, is it a gay version of the GTA protagonist?

 

f*ck I'm too drunk for this rubbish.

 

Edit - f*ck I ate too much, my stomach is about to explode man.

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4/20 next monday. Gonna smoke all day.

I was so pissed when I found out 4/20 was going to be on a Monday. Was originally gonna go over to some friends' and get blazed with them, but looks like I'll just be on my own (long story, but it being on a Monday makes it pretty much impossible to hang out with anybody).

 

And I don't think I'll even be home at 4:20 PM on 4/20, which saddens me, but oh well.

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Frank I have no idea what you are trying to do with that model, is it a gay version of the GTA protagonist?

I thougt the same.

 

Are you Using 3D MAX or just a crappy software?

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4/20 next monday. Gonna smoke all day.

Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll yeah son.

I think ill smoke out on 4/20 this year, need to get some funds for bud.

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4/20 next monday. Gonna smoke all day.

Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll yeah son.

Sparka blund ebery multipull uv foar twinny.

 

nau'mien?

 

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(2:10, 4:20, 8:40, or something like that)

 

 

WTF is wrong with me? lol

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