Official Forum Stoners v5

[Saggy]

There's no for sure science though, man, so I would say operating off assumptions that you're probably not ripped lean,

actually I'm pretty close I'm not often over 10% body fat (put on a tad bit of fat from lack of cardio while nursing an injury over spring break)

 

 

not a complete gym rat,

I am a complete gym rat. I work out 6 out of 7 days of the week. 3 being lifting days, 3 being cardio days. I have a very high metabolism that requires me to consume copious amounts of food (I only eat healthy food) every day. I don't drink soda, juices, or anything caffeinated and only consume water.

 

although I did have a lot of ice cream over spring break haha.

 

 

and smoke quite often

first one your right on. I don't smoke huge amounts, but I tend to smoke everyday. During spring break I smoked a joint everyday, and ate a brownie on one of those days too.

 

This week, I didn't smoke yesterday, smoked 2 bowls (with a friend) the day before, and smoked 1 bowl the day before that with the same friend.

 

beavis, I'm kind of confused from your last post. So the blood test showed when you smoked? or did it fail?

 

this will be a medical clinic (UC Davis actually) not the police. so I don't think they will be screening for illegal substances like THC. Although they might look for nicotine because they asked if I smoked or not.

Oh. Well, in that case, your metabolism is probably high enough that any trace of it would b out of your system very quickly. Like I was saying with athletes, they seem to only take about a week's time to pass blood tests.

 

 

I can't really say how accurate any of that research was. I don't know, if I were you, I'd just play it safe anyway, but you pretty much have everything going for you that you should have except for just how much you've been smoking. I'd be willing to wager you've already burned most of it out anyway if you haven't smoked in a while.

[TOGA62]

I took two hits last night. haha.

 

I know it seems strange for someone who trains like an athlete to smoke a ton of pot, but I love doing both. I just find a way to do it all.

 

I figured I'd smoke yesterday night, and maybe today. Then work my ass off all week and hope for the best. If I pass then I pass, if not then I simply won't be getting that $1000 bucks.

 

we will see what happens.

[Scharkey]

tbh I don't think anything bad will happen if thc is in your blood.. if it's just a test anyway.. if they want to use your blood that's a for sure no..

 

how many of you guys seen moldy bud..? I just was reading on it looking at pictures and what not and on the dankest buds the crystals were fine except some were formed in clumps and was actually mold.. I saw this at grass city..

 

to think about it.. little things like that, we probably have smoked mold before.. ehh oh well

[TheGuyFromThere]

I just had my first semi-psychedelic experience.... was with these legal things I got at the local head shop called purple ohms...

 

They came 3 capsules in a tube and labelled as a shroom like experience... don't have any comparison to this.

 

But boy did they f*cking suck ass...

I guess I only had a bad trip and had the bad trip been good, I'm sure it would have been great.

 

I took 1 in town with a mate after having a pint, went to another bar where I washed one down with another pint (about an hour later) then 15 minutes after that, feeling rather ripped off as I was feeling nothing, took the remaining 3rd..... big mistake.

 

Totally underestimated these things... I thought they were a ripoff at first.

 

It was all going well, picked myself up some more smoke and went to the local park with my mate who i'd dropped with and 3 of his who I know sort of well.

 

Did a couple of bong rips (probs another big mistake -- but my mate said the bongs calmed him down a bit and took the edge off)

 

So then the sun had set, it got really cold(er than normal) (this was around 9.30)

 

I kept seeing and thinking my mates were running off into the distance or every time one of them moved or said something that it all had to be uniform and orientated perfectly. If it wasn't, then I wasn't happy and it made me feel nauseous..

 

I then got seriously dry mouth.. like it was sickly to swallow... and I needed to get to the garage for some snacks where I stuck my fingers down my throat on the way to attempt to alleviate the nausea.. didn't work as nothing came up... ended up going by myself, meeting my mates about a half hour later (tho felt like an eternity) and decided to go home as I just felt sh*t, intoxicated and nauseous.

Came home, anything that wasn't funny or light to comprehend made me feel nauseous.. my thoughts defo controlled my feeling and as I couldn't stop psycho-analysing everything, this wasn't good. also lights had a weird star like corona. Head lights on cars were sweet.. kept hallucinating lights as if cars were coming from behind, though nothing was... to think of vast spaces, which I made the mistake of doing as I looked into the starry sky - also made me feel nauseous... i tried to induce vomiting once or twice to try and rid it, but all I did was wretch and burp (had a real need to burp)... and the nausea continued/worsened.

 

Effects are still here now, as I sit exactly 6 hours 8 minutes after my first. Nausea is gone, able to eat again which is good. Watching gone in 60 seconds while typing this out, still really spaced feeling and for some reason all the text in this window has a sort of halo glow around it.

 

Although i've gone into great detail here, it's not nearly detailed enough...

 

In short;

 

Perception of time, f*cked. Cognitive functions; normal throughout except in the bad parts; extreme nausea; extreme confusion; unable to stop 'thinking' about everything. Mild visuals.

 

The setting for my plateau was a river in a cold, wet, dark park with a group of friends I extremely rarely see (bar 1) so not good at all.

 

In hindsight (though I know the effects will likely last a few more hours) -- certainly a lot of money's worth for £6.

 

Had the setting been better, indoors, warm, with friends and chilling with music... sure it would have been great.

 

BTW, look out for floating heads... read a few reports online (did no prior research) and a lot of people experienced other people's heads separating from their body and moving about... this made me nauseous of course freaked me out.

 

First psychedelic experience, poor.. will defo try others tho just in more favourable settings.

 

NB. Will also be very insightful into life and nature. When walking places, every 50 feet had a new 'lesson' that was being taught to me by my surroundings and thoughts.

[Jake]

Haha, sh*t Dom, I'll take a couple of those. I'm not sure if they have those at the smoke shops here, I got 40x salvia from there though and I've smoked that a few times. Bit trippy. I'd like to try those capsules though, just for f*cks sake.

 

Had a bowl of grinded bud last night and kept me stoned for a couple hours. Low tolerance.

 

Oh yeah, I saw the new Fast & Furious last night. It was a lot better than I was expecting, I actually enjoyed it a lot eh.

[TheGuyFromThere]

Haha, sh*t Dom, I'll take a couple of those. I'm not sure if they have those at the smoke shops here, I got 40x salvia from there though and I've smoked that a few times. Bit trippy. I'd like to try those capsules though, just for f*cks sake.

 

Had a bowl of grinded bud last night and kept me stoned for a couple hours. Low tolerance.

 

Oh yeah, I saw the new Fast & Furious last night. It was a lot better than I was expecting, I actually enjoyed it a lot eh.

I forgot to add, while at the headshop today I picked my self up some 20x salvia and 5 hawaiian baby woodrose seeds... though I think once I've actually slept after this experience (purple ohms are amphetamine, too) that I'll be feeling a little sh*tty for any more mind-f*cks for a few days... which I believe salvia is, extremely.

[GodfatherITB]

So my friend (who got me started smoking) got a girlfriend and decided he was going to quit smoking weed (I told him he'd be back sooner or later, lol). He invited me and another friend of ours over so that we could finish off his stash and then he'd be "done" smoking.

 

The first night we smoked a bunch of bowls (not sure how many, but it was a good amount) and then I tried my hand at rolling a joint. I was doing alright, but apparently I did something wrong and my friend finished making it. It came out alright, but my two friends were complaining that it tasted like sh*t and was hard to hit, but I didn't really know what they were talking about; I was enjoying it. We prank called a few friends of ours and a lot of other stuff that I don't really remember. Long story short, it was the 2nd highest I've ever been.

 

Night two: Did a sh*tload of bowls (no joint this time, though, strictly pipe). After that I was pretty blazed. Then I mixed this really nasty tasting red bull and rum and downed it fairly quickly. So then I was stoned and drunk out of my mind, which led to me telling a drunken Aristocrats joke and doing impersonations of this idiot we know. Took a bunch of videos of me rambling on about some random ass sh*t. At some point I began quoting an entire scene from Casino for absolutely no reason. The rest of that night is all a blur, but I know I got the pipe out again and did a few more bowls. I'd have to say that was the most messed up I've ever been.

 

My friend let me have the rest of what was in the bag, so now I've got around two nights of weed for free. Thank god too, because my dealer is being very difficult to get a hold of and I've been planning on stocking up with and 8th or so this whole week.

 

It's been a good few days, I must say.

[TOGA62]

I always have friends who try and quit because of girlfriends. One of mine has told me that like 3 times in the last 6 months.

 

smoked a joint with him today actually haha.

 

worked out perfect. I needed to go to costco and he had a card. So smoked him out on the ride there. I was perfectly high. not too high, and not too little. Just perfect. I was super observant, but in a good way. I'm typically very observant anyways, but I was on my A +++ game. I was noticing everything about everyone and kept revealing sh*t to my friend who would be going "damn dude how you know that?"

 

ended up eating a few samples (nothing to great there today) and went home a happy camper. Guess I might have been more happy if I had let myself get something to eat. My friend bought a chicken bake wrap, slice of pizza, churro, and a drink. Freaking pig haha.

 

okay I need to stop f*cking around on my new macbook and do some studying.

[CowGirl69]

my mum smokes weed so im allowing her to post in the quote box below

 

 

 

Yes Im her mother. Now, i like weed because it relaxes me, and last week I lost all of it because the cops found out! My ex-boyfreind dobbed me, that lazy c**t

 

 

 

 

 

ok thats my high mother posting in the quote box

[Iminicus]

WEED IS BAD, YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE IT

 

I got seeds. I also got baked a couple days ago. I love weed. I might grow some plants not sure.

[Oblivionz]

my mum smokes weed so im allowing her to post in the quote box below

 

 

 

Yes Im her mother. Now, i like weed because it relaxes me, and last week I lost all of it because the cops found out! My ex-boyfreind dobbed me, that lazy c**t

Sounds like you're yer ma.

[GodfatherITB]

 

I got seeds. I also got baked a couple days ago. I love weed. I might grow some plants not sure.

Same here. I once got a batch that had a LOT of seeds, so it wasn't the best I've had, but I think if grown properly it could turn out to be some good stuff.

 

PS. I had this f*cking retarded dream last night that I hid my bong in my pocket knife.

[Mr.Mister]

i can hear my cat puking again... 4th time today. i set up a appointment with her for tuesday, she also peed blood recently and she limps when she walks.

 

on the bright side...

got me a dub of some reg. weed, gonna smoke it tonight

[unopescio]

The other night we walked the whole way down to the lake with the bong before we realized we had nothing to fill it up with. Ended up filling it with Mother.

[G MONEY $$$]

I'm quite baked right now, downloaded a random dubstep album...and this song is trippin' me the f*ck out: lololololol

 

 

 

Just me?

 

[DemonKing]

Anyone got some Easter shenanigans planned?

[TOGA62]

Anyone got some Easter shenanigans planned?

nope.

 

working today, then studying all night for an exam. My school always makes sure Easter is never any fun for its students.

[DemonKing]

Anyone got some Easter shenanigans planned?

nope.

 

working today, then studying all night for an exam. My school always makes sure Easter is never any fun for its students.

That sucks man, you shouldn't be studying on Easter.

 

 

[Daint]

Sup guys. Last night was pretty crazy, bought some weed, had a joint and was just relaxing at the park with a few friends, and then a few guys started busting out bags of coke and speed. I've never tried either, but everyone was doing some lines and my dealer (who I was with) offered me a few free lines. So, I snorted up and felt pretty f*ckin' buzzed. Had about 2 or 3 more lines, then headed off to meet my buddy, we went out to this place I know near where we live, this cricket club (yeah I'm British) building which is about 5-10 minute car journey from any housing.

 

So we were sat up on the roof looking at the sun setting and just rolling a few joints, and after it got dark we jus played some music and smoked a bit more. Next thing I know theres 3 f*cking police cars and a police van pulling up, I throw my grinder into my bag with my rizzla's, cigarettes, and the remainder of my weed, plus an eigth my friend bought earlier. They ask us what we're doing, apparently somebody had walked past and reported that we were trying to break into the cricket club building. They ask if they can search us and we oblige, and I'm just dreading the moment where they find the weed and the grinder, rizzla's etc. But they just flipped through my bag real quick and said "Yeah it's clear". I've never felt such a huge feeling of relief, because;

a) I'm 15.

b) I had enough in the bag to be considered "dealing", so I'd probably be arrested.

c) I've already had several cautions from the police before, and anything else would go onto a permenant record.

 

They just told us to go on our way and we rode off, feeling f*cking luckier than ever. However, now I'm sat in my room with another bag of weed, wondering whether I should go for a ride into the woods on my bike, skin up and enjoy a joint in the cool night air, or wait until the early hours of tonight and have a joint in my back gardern. Decisions decisions....

 

But just thought you guys would enjoy the story .

[coin-god]

Anyone got some Easter shenanigans planned?

nope.

 

working today, then studying all night for an exam. My school always makes sure Easter is never any fun for its students.

That sucks man, you shouldn't be studying on Easter.

Well, same here. But im just trying to study

 

@Daint: You are lucky man, thouse things happens. Lucky of you the cop was a complete idiot.

[Scharkey]

Just study on Saturday or the week before.. then in the morning go over everything quickly.. not that hard to not study on easter..

[TOGA62]

Just study on Saturday or the week before.. then in the morning go over everything quickly.. not that hard to not study on easter..

errrr yeah it is. You don't go to college do you. Kind of hard for me to go back in time to study too.

 

I only have 3 days to do a sh*tload of reading and studying to make sure I don't fail these exams. If I don't study today I'd be making a big mistake.

[GodfatherITB]

Finished off the stash I inherited from my friend that "quit". Hopefully will be meeting up with my guy and re-up-ing sometime tomorrow.

[Scharkey]

Just study on Saturday or the week before.. then in the morning go over everything quickly.. not that hard to not study on easter..

errrr yeah it is. You don't go to college do you. Kind of hard for me to go back in time to study too.

 

I only have 3 days to do a sh*tload of reading and studying to make sure I don't fail these exams. If I don't study today I'd be making a big mistake.

It don't matter what school level you're in, if you study beforehand you won't need to jampack all your studying in one easter weekend.

 

but best of luck to you though, I would of done the same anyway.. I'm a huge procrastinator

[beavis]

This is a funny story:

 

 

GRESHAM, Ore. - A Gresham woman has been arrested on charges she gave teenagers marijuana and alcohol in exchange for sex.

 

Police say Jennifer Lynn Wills, 30, befriended 15- and 17-year-old boys and girls in the area, gave them pot and booze, and then sexually abused them.  She is in a wheelchair due to a car accident.

 

Two teens went to police and investigators say they have identified five victims so far.  But they think there may be more.  The arrest came after a five-month investigation.

 

Wills was charged with six counts of sexual abuse, three counts of contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor, three counts of delivery of marijuana to a minor and three counts of delivery of alcohol to a minor.  She is being held on $137,500 bail.

 

 

Source

 

 

[GodfatherITB]

Lol. That is so gross, I don't even know what to make of it. I love weed, but I don't think I'd ever love it enough to let that thing pull anything sexual whatsoever around me.

 

In other news, my mother apparently called me earlier today and told me to do a bunch of chores around the house. I have no recollection of this phone call, but she sure as hell does. Oh, marijuana... Always leaving me little surprises in life.

Edited April 13, 2009 by GodfatherITB

[DemonKing]

Geezus, looks like a cross between Snorlax and Jabba the Hutt.

 

Though seriously, if you started being offered weed and booze by a random stranger you gotta know somethings up.

[TOGA62]

Geezus, looks like a cross between Snorlax and Jabba the Hutt.

 

Though seriously, if you started being offered weed and booze by a random stranger you gotta know somethings up.

true, but sometimes the most interesting experiences come when random people smoke with you.

 

I've had it happen a few times. Best is when it's a pretty girl you didn't expect as a smoker who is more than willing to chill for a free smoke out.

 

Just got to be careful it doesn't become a regular thing (the free smoke out that is). Some girls are crafty like that in order to get free weed.

[Rebel]

That story's just plain creepy, hell especially the part where she was in a wheelchair it must of took her a good time to get anything going since her mobility wouldn't be as good as most people.

 

Anyway I had a little smoke today since it was a nice day so I enjoyed the weather and the dying garden flowers, one thing I noticed though is I still have a bad reaction to it. About 3 years ago I went a little overboard on the MJ and ended up smoking a fair bit and then had really bad reaction to it, as in getting the shivers/pulses around my body and even hearing sounds that weren't actually around. So this is the first proper time I've smoked since then and I started getting the shivers again right after. It went after about 4/5 mins and I was fine, but I'm just wondering if it might be something I have to deal with every time I do smoke.

[GodfatherITB]

(Blazed atm.) I've found that I'm like a little kid on Christmas Eve when I have a re-up planned the next day. I was up till like 4 in the morning last night lol (I had slept in a long time that day too, though). But anywho, I got my stuff from my guy and prepped it for smoking, smoked it, loved it, went back for seconds, and now here I am.

 

Life's good.

 

@Rebel: Maybe you're smoking "too much" for whatever your body weight is. Like maybe your comfort-zone-high is less than the amount you're smoking. Or it could be something like how some people get really nervous while smoking. Don't know.

Edited April 13, 2009 by GodfatherITB