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[coin-god]

 

I'm smoking for the first time tomorrow, do you guys have any tips for a first timer?

Try not to burn your fingers or lips when its finishing.

 

Just enjoy it .

[beavis]

WHAT?!?!?!

 

 

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House has hired actor Kal Penn as a liaison between President Barack Obama's administration and Hollywood.

 

White House spokesman Shin Inouye said Tuesday that the actor who has a recurring role on Fox's TV show "House" and has starred in several movies would join the staff as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison. His role will be to connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as arts and entertainment groups.

 

Penn starred as Kumar in the movie, "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay."

 

Penn was an Obama supporter during the campaign. The White House says a start date for Penn hasn't been set.

 

The hire was first reported by Entertainment Weekly.

 

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...xxx86gD97DNOK03

[TheGuyFromThere]

Bad news folks... can't get a hold of any LSD... my sources aren't able to get any... it's not the most readily available drug.

 

However, going to replace LSD with Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds instead... a natural equivalent I believe.

 

Anyone ever tried them? Similar/completely different to LSD??

[Maleficus]

Well, my girlfriend of fourteen months broke up with me today. Oh well, life goes on.

 

 

Got high with a friend after school today and used his bow for a while. It was really fun, that's the first time I've tried archery, let alone high

[Slynke]

Well, my girlfriend of fourteen months broke up with me today. Oh well, life goes on.

 

 

Got high with a friend after school today and used his bow for a while. It was really fun, that's the first time I've tried archery, let alone high

Eh, you're still young. f*ck having a girlfriend, find all the pussy you can and figure out a way to f*ck it lol There's plenty of time for that girlfriend sh*t when you're older.

[Maleficus]

Well, my girlfriend of fourteen months broke up with me today. Oh well, life goes on.

 

 

Got high with a friend after school today and used his bow for a while. It was really fun, that's the first time I've tried archery, let alone high 

Eh, you're still young. f*ck having a girlfriend, find all the pussy you can and figure out a way to f*ck it lol There's plenty of time for that girlfriend sh*t when you're older.

Yeah, that's my plan dude. Summer isn't too far away, I'll be partying every chance I get.

[beavis]

It's funny to see every year someone's relationship is broken apart before spring break and then told here in the OFS. I have a feeling it's the weed that makes people tell these pathetic stories.

[asimov]

Smoke weeeeeeeeeeed hefhredayyyyyyy.

[Slynke]

While admittedly I have been boycotting Kellog's for their handling of the Phelps situation, when I saw the Phelps boxes were on sale for $1.49, I couldn't pass up the opportunity..

 

[beavis]

That's f*cking awesome man. Especially how you drew the being held in his hand.

[TOGA62]

I finally got my macbook today but i had to leave it at home when i ran off to class. I really want to smoke too, but i need to cram for two of my toughest classes. Both i have test on the same day next week and the worst part is i havent done any of the reading yet for either class! Crap.

 

I have a feeling the next week is going to suck.

 

Quick question, can thc be found in a blood test? Im going to get tested to see if i qualify for a paid medical study next thursday but if they are likely to find thc in my results then i dont see the point in going. I Might just stop smoking till after if not though. So an answer would be helpful.

[beavis]

Of course they can find THC in your blood test. I think the real question is rather they will be screening for THC rather than a disease or what not. Catch my drift?

[coin-god]

Just wait until theres no more thc in your blood. Just dont smoke again .

[beavis]

Just wait until theres no more thc in your blood. Just dont smoke again .

Do you know how long that takes. For you to be completely clean for a blood test would take anywhere from a month to 3 months depending on how much you smoke everyday.

[Tetsuo2501]

went over to a friends today, he had a half ounce, and a 30 pack of Miller High Life's.

 

Today has been good.

[Gundog]

 

I smoked for my first time today. Wasn't all I expected it to be. I have this smokey after taste in my throat though.

I got extremely high the first time, and we only had half a gram, and split it three ways. I was so buzzed I started to visualize every thought I had. Then I couldn't feel my butt anymore. Then I stared at a stop sign and laughed when I thought of the word "SPOT" made out of it... for good 15 minutes.

 

 

Now I just feel lightheaded and I laugh at very stupid things.

[TheGuyFromThere]

I smoked for my first time today. Wasn't all I expected it to be. I have this smokey after taste in my throat though.

I got extremely high the first time, and we only had half a gram, and split it three ways. I was so buzzed I started to visualize every thought I had. Then I couldn't feel my butt anymore. Then I stared at a stop sign and laughed when I thought of the word "SPOT" made out of it... for good 15 minutes.

 

 

Now I just feel lightheaded and I laugh at very stupid things.

That sounds like some good sh*t... everyone's first time is truly special like this.

 

Hate to spoil the parade mate, but no pot session will ever rival a first experience like the one you had...

 

 

@Toga: For someone who smokes it as regularly as you do, you can be pretty certain they will find it in your blood. Can be detected for I think 3 to 6 months for daily users.

[TOGA62]

i figured it would be able to test for it. I work out a lot, and I'm sure I could pass a piss test if I stopped for a bit, but this is different.

 

If they aren't looking for THC in particular then will it come up? It is for a sugar study (seeing how it effects the body) so I think they will be looking for disease stuff. I have no clue how a blood test works when analyzed. Its not like as they look at it something will metaphorically be like "hey look at me THC!" right? haha.

 

I really want to smoke today and can't until I make up my mind on this.

 

so should I just say screw it and smoke, because if they were going to look for it they'd find it regardless? or should I stop for a bit and hope it won't show up?

Edited April 10, 2009 by TOGA62

[beavis]

I doubt you're system will be clear in time for the blood test, so yeah, f*ck it. Smoke it up. Who knows, maybe they'll be screening for diseases like you said like diabetes.

[Mr.Mister]

finally found someone who does great deals,holy sh*t its awesom

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826840

 

watch from :55-1:00 this cat is f*ckin trippin out!

 

Edited April 10, 2009 by Mr.Mister

[Mike Tequeli]

i figured it would be able to test for it. I work out a lot, and I'm sure I could pass a piss test if I stopped for a bit, but this is different.

 

If they aren't looking for THC in particular then will it come up? It is for a sugar study (seeing how it effects the body) so I think they will be looking for disease stuff. I have no clue how a blood test works when analyzed. Its not like as they look at it something will metaphorically be like "hey look at me THC!" right? haha.

 

I really want to smoke today and can't until I make up my mind on this.

 

so should I just say screw it and smoke, because if they were going to look for it they'd find it regardless? or should I stop for a bit and hope it won't show up?

Yeah you'd probably have to quit several months in advance for it make a difference, Smoke away.

 

I mean you might as well do the test, what's the worst that could happen? They probably aren't even looking for it, which I think in a blood test makes a difference, they won't stumble upon THC if they aren't looking for it. At least as far as I know.

 

[beavis]

finally found someone who does great deals,holy sh*t its awesom

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826840

 

watch from :55-1:00 this cat is f*ckin trippin out!

That's just f*cked up. Poor kitty will never be the same. Permafried to say the least.

[Saggy]

i figured it would be able to test for it. I work out a lot, and I'm sure I could pass a piss test if I stopped for a bit, but this is different.

 

If they aren't looking for THC in particular then will it come up? It is for a sugar study (seeing how it effects the body) so I think they will be looking for disease stuff. I have no clue how a blood test works when analyzed. Its not like as they look at it something will metaphorically be like "hey look at me THC!" right? haha.

 

I really want to smoke today and can't until I make up my mind on this.

 

so should I just say screw it and smoke, because if they were going to look for it they'd find it regardless? or should I stop for a bit and hope it won't show up?

It may already be too late, but depending on your metabolism and body-fat content, I'd say it's very possible for you to pass within a few days of not smoking.

 

Anyway, as you probably know, THC is stored in fat cells, to the less fat you have, and the faster the metabolism, the quicker it's out of your system. Depending on much you've been smoking it might not make a difference.

 

 

There's no for sure science though, man, so I would say operating off assumptions that you're probably not ripped lean, not a complete gym rat, and smoke quite often that you probably wouldn't. However, from studies I've seen, people that only smoke occasionally only have THC detectable in their blood for 7 days. So, if you smoke more often than once ever 7 days, I don't see how you could unless you're metabolism was high enough, because the one segment that seemed to pass no matter what were athletes.

 

 

I would say it's better to be safe than sorry though.

[coin-god]

i figured it would be able to test for it. I work out a lot, and I'm sure I could pass a piss test if I stopped for a bit, but this is different.

 

If they aren't looking for THC in particular then will it come up? It is for a sugar study (seeing how it effects the body) so I think they will be looking for disease stuff. I have no clue how a blood test works when analyzed. Its not like as they look at it something will metaphorically be like "hey look at me THC!" right? haha.

 

I really want to smoke today and can't until I make up my mind on this. 

 

so should I just say screw it and smoke, because if they were going to look for it they'd find it regardless? or should I stop for a bit and hope it won't show up?

It may already be too late, but depending on your metabolism and body-fat content, I'd say it's very possible for you to pass within a few days of not smoking.

 

Anyway, as you probably know, THC is stored in fat cells, to the less fat you have, and the faster the metabolism, the quicker it's out of your system. Depending on much you've been smoking it might not make a difference.

 

 

There's no for sure science though, man, so I would say operating off assumptions that you're probably not ripped lean, not a complete gym rat, and smoke quite often that you probably wouldn't. However, from studies I've seen, people that only smoke occasionally only have THC detectable in their blood for 7 days. So, if you smoke more often than once ever 7 days, I don't see how you could unless you're metabolism was high enough, because the one segment that seemed to pass no matter what were athletes.

 

 

I would say it's better to be safe than sorry though.

Yeah, i thougth it was as quick as 1 or 2 weeks. but in my case could be, as i only smoke twice a week.

[beavis]

Those blood tests are pretty damn accurate. I was falsely accused and arrested for DUI some years ago (06) and I was told if I consented to a drug test. They gave me 3 choices, hair, piss, or blood. I asked them if the blood test would show when the last time I smoked and they said yeah. So I ate it up and consented.

 

Well the whole truth was that I was never stoned at the time of the ordeal. My court Date came around and I was told that my case was still pending. I call the D.A.'s office a couple of weeks later and I'm told my case was dropped. Thank you modern science.

[coin-god]

Those blood tests are pretty damn accurate. I was falsely accused and arrested for DUI some years ago (06) and I was told if I consented to a drug test.

That sucks. Glad to see your case was dropped, you can go to jail i think in USA for that.

[TOGA62]

 

There's no for sure science though, man, so I would say operating off assumptions that you're probably not ripped lean,

actually I'm pretty close I'm not often over 10% body fat (put on a tad bit of fat from lack of cardio while nursing an injury over spring break)

 

 

not a complete gym rat,

I am a complete gym rat. I work out 6 out of 7 days of the week. 3 being lifting days, 3 being cardio days. I have a very high metabolism that requires me to consume copious amounts of food (I only eat healthy food) every day. I don't drink soda, juices, or anything caffeinated and only consume water.

 

although I did have a lot of ice cream over spring break haha.

 

 

and smoke quite often

first one your right on. I don't smoke huge amounts, but I tend to smoke everyday. During spring break I smoked a joint everyday, and ate a brownie on one of those days too.

 

This week, I didn't smoke yesterday, smoked 2 bowls (with a friend) the day before, and smoked 1 bowl the day before that with the same friend.

 

beavis, I'm kind of confused from your last post. So the blood test showed when you smoked? or did it fail?

 

this will be a medical clinic (UC Davis actually) not the police. so I don't think they will be screening for illegal substances like THC. Although they might look for nicotine because they asked if I smoked or not.

[TheGuyFromThere]

Well let's face it;

It will be there. That's fact.

 

Whether they see it or not, is another question entirely that nobody can answer but UC Davis... I would say it be unlikely they would accept someone who has any cannabinoid in their system.

[TOGA62]

I guess I will just smoke. More I think about it, the more it seems better to "test" their blood test now rather then later to see if it does anything.

 

The study is suppose to take place over a months period, where they will be drawing blood on a number of different occasions. Only reason I was going to do it was because it would be a easy $1000. But they would want me to cease all consumption of sugar based drinks (already do that), supplements (not sure I'm willing to give up my whey protein), and medications at least 30 days prior. I don't think I can go 2 months without enjoying some bud haha.

 

damn, well I am going to smoke tonight and email them asking what the blood drawing is for. More I think about it, the more I don't think I will be taking part in the study.

 

bye bye easy money.

[Lochie_old]

My friend was coming over and we were gonna go have a sesh at the quarry behind my house, but it started raining down hardcore so he didn't come around in the end,