Algonquin Assassins

[abalmer]

in the alderney state correctional facility there is a man i need dealt with.. He carries a broom and is runnig a round in a yellow cage. U can not get inside the cage, so this is a sniper misson. Be warned armed officers guard the building.. Picture evidence is needed!!!!!

[abalmer]

extra info the target is in a red headband and runs with 2 others this was on wednesday @ 19:33

[Scribblemaster]

 

in the alderney state correctional facility there is a man i need dealt with.. He carries a broom and is runnig a round in a yellow cage. U can not get inside the cage, so this is a sniper misson. Be warned armed officers guard the building.. Picture evidence is needed!!!!!

I got him, however he was wearing a blue headband this time. but he was running with a broom, and it was wednesday in my game too, and he was in the cage. give me a minute to upload the photo

Edited July 31, 2008 by Scribblemaster

[wheildon]

I have taken out eddy from Grotti. He was from a previous post, but I can't remember where about it was.

 

 

I have also taken out the dukes crack dealer from rastahmann88

 

[Infinite Monkey]

Nice Job On The Carwash Viper, I Am Glad To See A For Sale Sign On Whats Left Of The Carwash Lets Hope The Buyers Know How To Treat A Car, And Yes I Did See The News Headlines, And The Broadcast On The Radio And TV, I Recently Followed One In My Maverick, I Now Know That The Scouts Are Based At The Airport, I'm Sure You All Know Where... I Get The Idea???

Dude, Whats With This?

 

Just punctuate normally.

Consider for a moment the kind of discipline needed to habitually hit the shift key every new word.

This is not Caps Locking, which is accepted bad or lazy ettiquette.

This is an entirely new pathology; making the act of typing much harder than it needs to be.

He will not change, because he cannot.

Why? It has become a reflex.

 

For some reason, and against all reason, he has trained himself to do this.

Or perhaps it is the result of some mental experimentation carried out against his will;

Either of which might also explain his enthusiasm for excesive violence.

 

A kung-fu master stopped in the market to buy oil.

After watching the oil seller at work; the master bowed very low, humbling himself.

His students were dumfounded. "You are a Kung Fu Master; you need bow to no man!"

"Ah," replied the Master "but look at the way he pours the oil..."

 

A skill is a skill, Gentlemen.

 

 

[Scribblemaster]

 

in the alderney state correctional facility there is a man i need dealt with.. He carries a broom and is runnig a round in a yellow cage. U can not get inside the cage, so this is a sniper misson. Be warned armed officers guard the building.. Picture evidence is needed!!!!!

I got him, however he was wearing a blue headband this time. however, he was carrying a broom, and it was wednesday in my game too, and he was in the cage. give me a minute to upload the photo

theres your proof! sorry i didnt zoom in more, but i was in a rush because the police were after me.

 

2 kills on your first day as an assassin aint bad...

[deathdealer]

Target Killed : BERNARDO LUCIANO

 

 

i was still trying to clear the HITLIST up and i decided to try and knock out

the two remaining limos....i then realized that Packie isnt too happy with me

as of late because i hardly ever call him back or do anything with him....so i

couldnt use the car bomb....

 

so i thought i would try and go for Bernardo.....i hopped on my nrg 900 and headed for The Triangle.....i found him hanging around some outside restaurant with some of his "friends".....when he started to walk away i equipped my combat pistol and shot him about 3 or 4 times in the back....

i barely got the photo evidence as the cops were on me right away....i jumped on my bike and fled the scene without incident....

 

 

...his days of bombing BurgerShots and city hall are over......

great job, it was about time someone got that bastard.

[wheildon]

 

A skill is a skill, Gentlemen.

 

Well said Infinite Monkey.

 

 

:: TARGET ::

 

4th Street Kookoo's

 

The KooKoo's are Carcer City's up and coming street gang, in Liberty to buy small arms and stolen cars. They are meeting in the garden of a house a few doors down from Faustins's on hove beach. Silence is key to the success of this meeting.

 

Numbers are unconfirmed, but suspects will be sat down around a table, with true crime family etiquette.

 

Reward: $50 per body.

[Scribblemaster]

New Targets, Asian Men With Shotguns,

 

I Have Repeatedly Been Shot By Asians With Shotguns

 

Description: Mid 20's, Usually Wearing A Track Jacket Always Has A Shotgun, Somewhere In Alderney....

 

If Photo Evidence Is Provided Please Include A Pic Of The Shotgun They Dropped

You want Asian men with shotguns. I give you Asian man with Shotgun.

I hit his car with my PMP 600 (in black, of course) and he came at me with a sawn-off shotgun.

Instead of wasting precious ammo, I ran him over.

Repeatedly.

 

[Oddsock]

Alright assassins, I'll update tonight and also being a new string of targets.

 

Also, I've been thinking of adding three new vehicles to the Motor Pool (three because adding any more or less than three makes the chart asymmetrical in shape). Any you'd like to see added?

 

Keep up the excellent work brothers; you might say we're making a killing off of all yours'.

[Scribblemaster]

The Huntley Sport. It's seriously cool

[GT409]

Sabre GT, it can spawn in black, looks good, quick enough to escape but not too quick that it attracts attention.

[wheildon]

Yeh the sabre GT would be nice

 

Also I had an idea that we could buy custom paint jobs with our cash from hits.

 

I personally like the yellow with black stripe sabre GT.

 

It could be a sort of signature?

 

-D

[Oddsock]

I'll look into it folks.

 

Updates:

 

Quite a bit of work from you all!

Renwyn scored a good amount from doing both of davidwheildon's Liberty Sanitation Department and Hatton Gardens Police HQ jobs for $250 and $400 respectively, and another $400 off davidwheildon's Sebastian Holmes.

 

Not one to just be a designator, davidwheildon stepped up to the plate and took out vipermedic's Leroy Brown for $400 and Rastahan88's nearly-forgotten Dukes Crack Dealer for a small $250, lack of any story or evidence of assassination method being the main reasons.

 

Just as well, vipermedic returned to us with taking out grand theft awesome's Annihilator for $300 and his Willis Car Washers for $400.

 

Infinite Monkey scored one kill amongst his many intricate mediations and monologues, that being davidwheildon's Patriot Suspect for $350.

 

Finally, a new assassin has bounded into our ranks. His name: Scribblemaster. Written forever in history will be his first kills, that being the dusty file of GT409's Andy Simmons for a perfect $400. After that came abalmer's Caged Broom Inmate for $150 and finally grand theft awesome's Asian with a shotgun for $250.

 

Well done brothers! I would add a new string target now but as it turns out, the memory card plug-in thing is not present. Tomorrow!

 

Also, sorry about the front page looking off. For some reason it decided grand theft awesome's name was too long and had to be put into two spaces. Why it's happened now is beyond me, but I'll try to fix it soon.

[Skimask101]

How can I join?

[grand theft awesome]

How can I join?

Step 1: Get A Gun

Step 2: Check Open Target List

Step 3: Find Target

Step 4: Eliminate

Step 5:Report Back Here....

 

Oh And OdDsOcK The Car Pool I Have A Request, The Rancher, Big, Mean, Durable, Not To Conspicuous.

 

MISSION:

 

This Isn't Exactly An Assassination But Hey, It's Still Doing Drity Work, I Need Someone To Put The Garbage Industry In The Wrong.

 

Step 1: Get Into Garbage Suit

Step 2: Go To The Sanitation Truck Depo. And Take A Truck

Step 3:a) Run Down Garbage Cans, Dumsters, And Any Other Garbage Storing Devices ""ON THE SIDEWALK""

b) Hit Some Parked Cars Drive Completely Against Road Rules

c) Get In A Police Pursuit 3 Stars Minimum

 

WARNING: Civilian Casualty Is Not Permitted, Getting Caught By The Police Is Going To Put Your Name In The Books And Probobly Get You Some Jail Time(Any Inmate Targets Anyone? ).

 

Photos Would Be Nice.

[grand theft awesome]

Oh Uhh OdDsOcK, The Asians With ShotGuns One Is A Whole Gang Not Just The One And The Annihialtor Scouts A Bit Of The Post Must Have Not Registered Because There Was Ment To Be A Part Saying I'd Like 5, Which Is Now 4, So Yeah...

Edited August 1, 2008 by grand theft awesome

[Skimask101]

How can I join?

Step 1: Get A Gun

Step 2: Check Open Target List

Step 3: Find Target

Step 4: Eliminate

Step 5:Report Back Here....

 

Oh And OdDsOcK The Car Pool I Have A Request, The Rancher, Big, Mean, Durable, Not To Conspicuous.

 

MISSION:

 

This Isn't Exactly An Assassination But Hey, It's Still Doing Drity Work, I Need Someone To Put The Garbage Industry In The Wrong.

 

Step 1: Get Into Garbage Suit

Step 2: Go To The Sanitation Truck Depo. And Take A Truck

Step 3:a) Run Down Garbage Cans, Dumsters, And Any Other Garbage Storing Devices ""ON THE SIDEWALK""

b) Hit Some Parked Cars Drive Completely Against Road Rules

c) Get In A Police Pursuit 3 Stars Minimum

 

WARNING: Civilian Casualty Is Not Permitted, Getting Caught By The Police Is Going To Put Your Name In The Books And Probobly Get You Some Jail Time(Any Inmate Targets Anyone? ).

 

Photos Would Be Nice.

I can do all of this.

[Pat]

I'd like to give this a whirl. Not entirely sure how to apply, but after reading through this topic, I think I've got a pretty good story to start with.

 

I had read a post on the database by a member using the name "InfinateMonkey," describing agents that he had simply named "men in black." They seemed to be a good target, considering I was living in a small apartment across the street from the cemetery on Colony Island. I moved my computer over to the wall which faced the cemetery, and kept constant observation on the parking lot through the window. At 11:37 PM, a black Presidente pulled into the parking lot, and a man in a suit with a plain white tie exited the vehicle. He walked into the gates of the cemetery, and walked back out fourty five minutes later with a second man in a similar suit. I didn't waste time. I already had my brown and white sneakers on, as well as my jeans and brown T-shirt. I grabbed my leather jacket, cap, and sunglasses, dressed, and ran down the steps to my gray and silver Primo. I started the engine, dimmed the lights, and gave chase.

 

There were two instances where I thought the two men had grown wise to me. But each time, it seemed as if they were only playing with me, trying to increase my curiosity. I had no suspicions that I was being lured into a trap. The interests of the agency were at the front of my mind. At 1:02PM, they pulled into an alley beside a Bean-Machine coffee shop near Middle Park. I parked on the curb outside the alley, and began following them on foot. I heard the engine of the Presidente die out, and hid behind a dumpster.

 

"Are you sure?" I heard from the sedan. "Yes, he's definitely one of them."

"Should we take him to...?"

"No, he could jeopardize everything! We need to lose him."

"Alright."

 

The engine of the Presidente came to life. I cursed, and ran back to my car. I ducked under the steering wheel just as they backed out of the alley and sped off in the opposite direction. Once again, I gave chase.

 

Their second stop was at an apartment in Northwood. I stopped in front of a Laundromat one block away. As they exited their vehicle, I could tell that they were looking right at me. They broke out into a run, into the apartment. I followed them.

 

At the third floor, I noticed that one of the doors was open a crack. I pulled open the door and looked inside. There was no furniture, no carpet, no paint on the walls. Nothing, except a note on the floor. "We know," it said. I am sorry to say that I do not have any pictures of this escapade, but I hope to run into these two (or others like them) in the near future.

[Scribblemaster]

:: TARGET ::

 

4th Street Kookoo's

 

The KooKoo's are Carcer City's up and coming street gang, in Liberty to buy small arms and stolen cars. They are meeting in the garden of a house a few doors down from Faustins's on hove beach. Silence is key to the success of this meeting.

 

Numbers are unconfirmed, but suspects will be sat down around a table, with true crime family etiquette.

 

Reward: $50 per body.

The Kookoo's have been eliminated. I did a bit of a reconnaissance the night before to find the exact house, as the designator did not give the precise location of the house. The third house up the road from Faustin's mansion had a table and chairs around the back, so I assumed that this was the house.

At approximately 1300 hours the next day I approached the house from behind, parking my PMP 600 on the beach and climbing over some rocks to get to the back of the garage. I slowly crept to the right edge of the back garage wall and carefully looked around the corner. There were six people at the table; four men and two women. For a few minutes I wasn't sure what gun to use, and I didn't know if they were armed or not. I decided to go with the shotgun, as I was only a few feet from the targets. Just as I was about to strike, both women got up and began walking away from the meeting. They stopped walking a few metres away from the table, and began talking to each other. They could still see the meeting taking place, so I decided to let these two women be witnessess of this assassination, so that they could report this incident to their superiors back in Carcer City, and they would never set foot in Liberty City again.

I jumped out of my cover and blasted one of them in the head with the shotgun, and he slumped out of his chair onto the ground, dead as a dodo. The other three men got up, two of them pulling out pistols and the other one attempting to flee, funnily enough. One shot to each of the pistol-wielding Kookoo's was enough to kill them, and the fleeing Kookoo only made it a few feet out the back gate before I shot him in the back of the head. The two women, who witnessed the assassination fled the scene, screaming, no doubt on their way back to Carcer City. I doubt they'll be back in Liberty any time soon, because now they know the Algonquin Assassin's are in charge....

 

That's 4 bodies, so 200 bucks.

There's one body in the shadow at the back of the above picture

 

[grand theft awesome]

:: TARGET ::

 

4th Street Kookoo's

 

The KooKoo's are Carcer City's up and coming street gang, in Liberty to buy small arms and stolen cars. They are meeting in the garden of a house a few doors down from Faustins's on hove beach. Silence is key to the success of this meeting.

 

Numbers are unconfirmed, but suspects will be sat down around a table, with true crime family etiquette.

 

Reward: $50 per body.

I Started My Mission At Cerveza Hights Hospital (After A Misfortunate Industrial Accident), I Left For Fuastin's House, I Arrived At 8:08 In My Black Cognescenti, I Surveyed The Area And Picked Up The House Where The Meetings Are Held, I Hot Wired A Rancher And Reversed It Into A Garage Door, Climbing Up On Top And Examining My Angle, I Got Down And Waited, At 12:00 A Meeting Took Place, I Took My Place On The Garage And Listened Carefully, It Was Definitely Them, Though I Had Reason To Spare A Lie, A Young WomanIn Her Early 20's Was At The Table, She Was Not There Volantarily Though, As An Elderly Man Continuously Yelling At Her To Stay Seated, I Aimed My Rifle At The Man Furthest From Me, Knowing That The Man Sitting Closest Would Stand Up Infront Of My Sights And Take The Next Shot, I Pulled The Trigger Putting The Mans Brains All Over The Garage Behind Him, Unlucky For Me The Closest Man Ducked And Ran, Meaning He Was Out Of Sight, I Managed To Pick Off The Elderly Man Than Caught The Last Man At The Cliff, A Shot To His Leg Sent Him Hurtling Over, Once Again I Was Unlucky, I Found Out That I Was Not The Only Armed Person On The Block, I Was Attacked By A Person Who Seemed To Be Harmless At First Glance, But Whom I Found Out To Be More Dangerous Than Me, He Was Armed With An M-16, My Scope Didn't Allow For Me To Pick Him Off Without Bloodshed, But He Died Evevtually. When Returnng To Faustins House I Found Someone Had Nicked My Car, So I Stole A Black Manana And Hit The Streets. I Returned Home To Stitch Myself Together.

 

Hope I've Pleased You. Cause That F***ing Hurt!

 

 

[wheildon]

Well done on the KooKoo Job, it seems that two people have taken the same job though...

 

Anyway, I have just received a broken message from my client who has been kidnapped. It seems the KooKoo's are still very much alive in Liberty City. The only bits of the message that I could fathom are listed below

• Around 10 guards on duty, disguised.
• Last thing he remembers is a 'SALVAGE YARD' sign.
• He can still hear seagulls from the boot of a car
• It is on the coast

This information will hopefully lead one of you agents to this 'Salvage Yard' and ultimately to the vehicle in which my client is in.

 

Take out all of the guards.

Retreive the vehicle intact; and bring it to The Old Mansion in North Alderney.

Leave it in the garage.

 

Photographic data is vital for this mission. Photographs of:

• 'The Salvage Yard'
• The vehicle
• A situation report halfway to the North Alderney safehouse
• The vehicle in the garage, intact

Are all needed.

 

The pay is $450 (deductable for negatives)

 

-D

[wheildon]

I am on grand theft awesome's 'Joy Ride Bum' mission.

 

Out.

 

- D

[vipermedic]

Excellent work on Leroy Brown!

After a few days analysis of his PDA we have decoded frequent messages between him and one Petey Patterson.

 

 

The soon-to-be-dead Mr Patterson owns the franchise to the Alderney Branch of [email protected] and can be found there most of the time. From the intel we have it seems Petey's operation is a front for illegal distribution of skin flicks.

 

Go see Petey, kill him and take any paperwork from the till - any monies in there may be kept.

 

We are ever closer to the head of this dispicable ring of people

 

Viper

 

[vipermedic]

While I'm on and thinking about it, if any brother assassin would like a signature making for this site please send me a PM with some details of what you'd like to see.

 

I made mine in about 20 mins

 

Viper

[gtaman4523]

Sorry I Cant Give A Detailed Description, But I Managed To "Accidently" Kill Gimn, I Was Like Trying To Land A Chopper And Put Him In The Blades, He Had Alot Of Money So I Went Over To Grab It And Noticed It Was Gimn, I Laughed For Ages, Am I Loosing My Mind? Ohwell The Point Is Hes Dead And It Doesnt Look Like It Was Done On Purpose, Well It Wasnt Ha Yeah.

 

New Target

 

Joy Ride Bum: Ive Noticed Bums Getting In The Helitours Choppers, Spot One Shoot Him Through The Windsheild And Ditch The Chopper In The Water. We Dont Want To Much Evidence

im on it

[Scribblemaster]

 

Excellent work on Leroy Brown!

After a few days analysis of his PDA we have decoded frequent messages between him and one Petey Patterson.

 

The soon-to-be-dead Mr Patterson owns the franchise to the Alderney Branch of [email protected] and can be found there most of the time. From the intel we have it seems Petey's operation is a front for illegal distribution of skin flicks.

Go see Petey, kill him and take any paperwork from the till - any monies in there may be kept.

We are ever closer to the head of this dispicable ring of people

 

Viper

Petey Patterson has been eliminated.

It was quite simple, I entered the shop, and he was behind the counter, along with a stack of hundred dollar bills, which must be his profits from his distribution network. I questioned him about the money but he said nothing, until I put the gun in his face, then he said I had no idea what was really going on, so, knowing I wasn't going to get any more out of him, I decided to put an end to it there.

 

I have acquired his PDA, which was on him, but I'm not the best at decoding, so I'll let vipermedic do that.

 

Edited August 1, 2008 by Scribblemaster

[gtaman4523]

ok im after killing the joy ride bum

 

at 3:23 i left my apartment and jumped into my black topless feltzer and drove to the helitours. as soon as i had arrived i went and got a hotdog and then i went in, i had seen a helicopter with a bum in the front so i went over to the building site to the east. as soon as the helicopter took off i killed the bum and then the pilot so that the helicopter would hit the water. sadly one of the other passengers couldn't swim and the other one ran away screaming. no witnesses .

how can i upload pictures?

[Scribblemaster]

how can i upload pictures?

you need a photobucket or imageshack account. they're really easy to set up, only took me 5 minutes yesterday to set my photobucket account up. upload the photo to that, then when you're posting a comment on this click the IMG button above where you type the text then type in the URL of the photo you uploaded to photobucket or imageshack

[gtaman4523]

thx now i have to charge my phone