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You've Played Too Long When _______


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When you see tail-lights on a car and get out of your car thinking it's a weapon!

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when you can't remember if sprunk is the real drink or if sprite is.

 

second the dreaming about gta iv

 

the most exercise during the summer is looking for something in Meijers for 20 mins.

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You know you've played GTAIV too long when:

 

1.  The "Journey" slowly becomes you're favorite radio station, and you begin to wonder what the DJ looks like ...  sigh.gif

The DJ from the journey is hot. Man i'd interface with her CPU anytime

lol yea i wonder how many ghz her cpu has...................8 OMG i just blew a load in my pants..... LMAO

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A bit odd is that The Journey has been my favourite channel from day one ph34r.gif

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After being hit by a car you go to Burger King to regain health...

 

When catching a taxi you ask the driver to skip the journey for extra...

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When you think your girlfriends ingame are your actual girlfriends... lol.gif

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When you say you're going out with a friend then call back five minutes later and cancel so you won't lose anything on their like meter...

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(This might have already been said)

 

When you see a nicer car than yours you get out and steal it then speed off like a maniac.

 

When you see a cop car and feel like having a chase you shoot the driver just to get some wanted stars then expect a flashing circle to come up on your GPS with locations of cop cars and choppers.

 

I know it was a bit long....

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when you start searching your cellphone for the option "cheats"

 

 

 

when you press up twice in other GTA's for putting in cheats

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when you look forward for SR2

... and when you should go home. icon13.gif

Dont hate me, hate Hitler and the women not working.

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when your two best friends ask you which one do you prefer out of the both of them, and you end up killing one of them thinking the other would like you mroe

 

When you no longer use your camera phone because you think they won't be saved

 

when you back your car up to the local playground swingset, and you get pissed because nothing happens

 

when you find Kate's MOM hot blush.gif

 

You meet Hilary Clinton and bring to her attention that she looks like the Statue of Happiness, thus leading to her seeing for herself, and suing R*

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You refer to going to your bed as, 'saving your progress'.

^^^ LOLz

 

When your sitting in traffic wishing you could just drive on the sidewalk....

 

When you check the forums everyday to find something to get excited about...

 

When you can't wait to get home to play, even though you'll probably just have the game on while you're doing something else...

 

When you make sure and go to a save house and turn on the tv so you can still be in game while you eat your dinner (sadly, this has been me).

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You look down to notice your beard covers your controll pad, you reach for your solar powered razor to cut it, then search for your carbon di-oxide powered mobile phone to call your mates. Only to notice theyve already taken the hover bus to work.

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You look down to notice your beard covers your controll pad, you reach for your solar powered razor to cut it, then search for your carbon di-oxide powered mobile phone to call your mates. Only to notice theyve already taken the hover bus to work.

I nominate Bawjaws for best "you've played too long" person, all your posts are genious, you sir, deserve a cookie cookie.gif

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You look down to notice your beard covers your controll pad, you reach for your solar powered razor to cut it, then search for your carbon di-oxide powered mobile phone to call your mates. Only to notice theyve already taken the hover bus to work.

I nominate Bawjaws for best "you've played too long" person, all your posts are genious, you sir, deserve a cookie cookie.gif

or maybe im just trying to hard. but, cheers dude!

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When you go out the house you expect a mad tramp to preach to you

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When you go out the house you expect a mad tramp to preach to you

Hey, are you suggesting I play too logn just because crazy people talk crazy talk outside my house

 

anyways, you've played too long when you're drunk and you cal the taxe "Mr. Taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii man" then fall

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you see one of them security truck in real life and you think about blowing it up to take the money.

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you see one of them security truck in real life and you think about blowing it up to take the money.

Haha I see those trucks at the movies, and I keep thinking destruction in my head devil.gif

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When you're driving downtown at night and you nearly drive off the road because your so excited to see a white hooker on the corner.

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When you see someone in real life looking onder the hood of his car, and you want to sandwich him.

 

When you wake up in the morning while your back really hurts, when you realise you're in your "game-chair" and gta is still on.

 

When you check your cell (IRL) because you think it might be on sleep mode, because Roman hasn't called in such a long time.

 

When you realise that you refresh this forum so much, that sometimes nothing has changed!

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