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You've Played Too Long When _______


Breaking Bohan
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"My Girlfriend yes, My Dog maybe, My copy of GTA IV, Never!"-Bawjaws

 

When you add that tag onto your name.

 

XD pussy is better then a damn video game...maybe the dog would go but my girl friend ? yeah right! XD

You know you can get pussy without a girlfriend, right?

with a hoe but thats not classy icon13.gif

im not classy.

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"My Girlfriend yes, My Dog maybe, My copy of GTA IV, Never!"-Bawjaws

 

When you add that tag onto your name.

 

XD pussy is better then a damn video game...maybe the dog would go but my girl friend ? yeah right! XD

You know you can get pussy without a girlfriend, right?

with a hoe but thats not classy icon13.gif

Lol, fine, but hey atleast I won't have to buy her anything.

 

So this won't be spam

 

You've played too much if your rank is 10 on multiplayer.

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When you have burger king for dinner every day and sprite becomes your favourite drink  lol.gif

Lol biggrin.gif

 

You've played too long when you start wondering whether the companies being twitted in-game were giving money in to actually get twitted. monocle.gif ...of course in order to trigger your real life purchases. sarcasm.gif

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When driving down the street (in real life) you see cars and

try to figure out what their GTA counterparts are called.

ROFL!!!! So true! I especially think of Huntleys and Cavalcades when I see Range Rover Sports, and Escalades on the street all the time now!

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lazypotsmoker

 

When my thread is better and longer

when u start braging about how many posts ur thread has

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When you start playing GTA IV like a real person, like stopping at red lights, not car jacking, ect.

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When you're driving home, and a car is in front of you, but you want to check the traffic ahead, you go to pull back on the right stick.

 

Yes, I have done this blush.gif

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you notice you have nikos accent and you use it without even noticing

 

that was me like a month ago

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better when

 

You've played too long when you forget you have to go to the bathroom

 

alright im done and going to have a life

bye

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Fuzzknuckles

When you start to believe in Ratmen, bears, sharks, fingerless gloves, ghosts, whales, pirates and God.

Signatures are dumb anyway.

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when you develope an irrational urge to kill pigeons, which is very illegal in pegion loving london!!!

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When you automatically bail from a helicopter, assuming you have a parachute, but quickly realize it's not SA. lol I can't count how many times I've done this. lol.gif

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Breaking Bohan

When you start to believe DLC will solve all your problems (even in real life)!

 

 

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When you start to believe DLC will solve all your problems (even in real life)!

It won't?! omg...

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For me, it's when I've lost count how many times I've walked around the same building looking for something! I decided I have to cover one area of the map and leave it! Typically I start looking around wherever I end up at the end of a police chase! hahaha biggrin.gif

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When, last night, I was watching the movie 'Donnie Darko',

and all I could think about was Darko in the game.

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CryptReaperDorian

When all your hair goes from your head to your chin and you all of the sudden figure out that you have great grandchildren. . . . . . . . . . that's ages average out to 30 years old.

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when your name is ninjatheoryfanforever.... wait which forum am i in?

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Breaking Bohan

When your eyes are permanently bloodshot from staring at TV.

 

ASIDE: Hey, did that latest PSN Patch somehow fix the muli-player aspect of IV, I seem to be having much less difficulty, and its even fun! ... but maybe I'm just delerious -

PSN: ucc2-315

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when you commit mass murders and dial 267-555-0100 hoping the cops will walk away like nothing happened

 

when you think of the tootsie roll lollipop owl in the commercial as Lola

 

when you agree to spam mail thinking it is a mission in GTAIV

 

When you feel a sense of accomplishment when you find fingerless gloves in walmart

 

when you are in surgery and you ask the doctor to giveyou a hotdog hoping you can avoid the surgery

 

 

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^ That's just plain "crazy talk"! You have been playing too much! nervous.gif

you've played too long when you know that's not crazy talk tounge.gif

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You have been playing too long when you actually think eating increases your health in real life.

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(I havent played it yet but..)

 

 

When you start talking to peds, when your home alone.

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Breaking Bohan
(I havent played it yet but..)

 

 

When you start talking to peds, when your home alone.

Yeah,

 

When you feel like taking that PDA out of their hand and cramming it down their throat.

 

When you start to feel that Niko has a pretty good life.

 

When you begin to wonder if Kiki is getting tired of going to the Superstar Cafe, and secretly resents you for it.

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