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Blind Joe Death

You do know Fathers Day is not on one specific date for the whole world, right? So just because your country has Father's Day doesn't mean the rest of us do. Although to be fair, most countries do have it today. So happy Fathers Day, I guess.

 

Australia and New Zealand's is some time in September I think.

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Thank you Daddy, for bringing me here.

So I could suffer on this day year after year.

I've got you a gift and it comes from the soul;

Your steaming innards in a big copper bowl.

I should do it too, gut you like a common fish.

Make your innards a tasty dish.

Nail your head to my bedroom door.

You spineless cretin, you shameless bore.

I heard you liked your poetry too,

Stood around graves and enjoyed feeling blue.

Ever think of your oldest son?

He's a maniac after what you've done.

And want to know what happened to me?

Torture gives me nothing but glee.

No dear Daddy, don't shed a tear.

I see a pretty woman, why don't you leer?

That's the way you like it right?

You sleep around and take to flight.

You whored yourself and left me alone.

You won't write or even pick up the phone.

You enjoy yourself, my unwilling Dad.

Because loving your family is just a fad.

 

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A Dad is a person

who is loving and kind,

it is my birthday next month,

so best not be an idiot; buy him a massive card and a Yves Saint Laurent jumper worth £80 on sale for £12 and play it cool.

I read that as a rhyme and first cos of the first two lines. Lol.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

I spoke to my Dad today yet he did want to take off and go hang out with my mom, grandmother and my kid......and my wife decided to go see her Dad and siblings.

 

I am here all alone...... bored.gifsad.gif

 

Happy Father's Day to me..... cryani.gif

 

 

Edited for Itallica Emo satire.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

Well Yeah, I had lunch with my family(since both me and my father are well...fathers.) Then we ran to my Wife's family for her dad and they wanted to see the kid as well.

Happy Father's Day, Blackout?.

 

Sincerely.

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A Dad is a person

who is loving and kind,

it is my birthday next month,

so best not be an idiot; buy him a massive card and a Yves Saint Laurent jumper worth £80 on sale for £12 and play it cool.

You see, what annoys me about this is, David and I are brothers, therefore we share a father.

 

..Obviosuly.

 

Anyway, I buy our father a nice cheeky card, which I figured would be enough. He comes in with all of that and I was like 'Oh.. damn'.

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