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The Onion - June 3, 2008


Exivus@exivus.com
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that was good read i i lol'd at

 

 

I was shot 14 times on my way to work today, including twice by police," said one Algonquin-area resident. "That is unacceptable"
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It shouldnt be too long now before someone does something idiotic that lands them in jail, and whose to blame, why it'll be none other than GTA IV.

 

So tell us why you blew up every car downtown. Because if I got 10 cars in 10 seconds, I would have got my last achievement!

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lunden07 - The Onion is just a farcical paper, most of what you read in it is so untrue as to be ridiculously funny. I'm not surprised they did an Op Ed piece on LCPD, its right up their alley!

 

Hell, they did an article on Obama about him asking for change, but the article made it seem like he wanted your coins. It was funny; as was this article. My favorite quote from the LCPD article:

 

"I was buying a hot dog from a street vendor in Hove Beach yesterday when I saw someone run a red light, barrel down the sidewalk, careen into a garbage truck, exit his vehicle, steal a nearby convertible, and drive away," one Broker resident reported. "A nearby police car didn't even react. But when the car behind him nicked his fender, the officer shot the driver through the windshield and walked away."

 

"That is not the kind of law enforcement we want for our community," he added.

 

Priceless.

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Yeah this is great - it's obvious that whoever wrote it is a big fan of the game, too. Nice references to Lola, Weazel News' Mike Whitely, and Kiki Jenkins!

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biggrin.gif HAHAHA biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif someone beat me to posting it. i read the onion regularly too - that is one time i can honestly say

 

LMAO

 

 

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It shouldnt be too long now before someone does something idiotic that lands them in jail, and whose to blame, why it'll be none other than GTA IV.

 

It's already happening. In Massachusetts some retard kid threatened his school teacher with an eleven inch knife demanding money to buy GTA.

 

 

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