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moneyries

Overheard in Liberty City

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moneyries

so i need your help creating a funny gta4 blog.

 

i created the tumblr blog overheardinlibertycity.tumblr.com , to be based off of the original overheardinnewyork.com , which is basically user-submitted quotes of funny things they overheard in NYC.

 

i need help collecting as many civilian quotes that you've overheard while walking through the game, bumping into civilians, overhearing conversations, radio chat, etc.

 

just reply in this forum with the quotes, set up like:

 

 

Man: asfdasdfasd

 

Women: asfdaskldfsjd

 

Man: asdfasfasf

 

--location

 

overheard by: your name

 

thanks for the halp, let's make this awesome!

Edited by moneyries

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Slap-A-Hoe

Cheesy Vaginas thats all I hear from these people sleepy.gif

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moneyries

lol so true, and happily so.

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doomdiver_16

Random hobo (after I ran full speed into him): This aint pinball!!!

 

Beach west of Alderny

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moneyries

posted!

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StoNeS29

I posted this on another thread but here goes again....

 

1. Internet Cafe in Alderney - I bumped into a guy coming out and he says to Niko "Hook me up with a Russian chick!" I started to follow him to see what else he would say, next one is "Where the bitches at dun?" And then "I need some pussy!"

 

2. Projects over by Manny & Elizabeta in Bohan - I crashed a car up on the sidewalk right next to some chick walking and she just screams and says "Damn, someone needs to write a rap song about this!"

 

3. Hotdog Vendor at Middle Park - First off, all the Hotdog vendors have some pretty good lines but i stood at this stand for a couple of minutes and the guy finally says in a very frustrated voice "Will someone f*cking buy something"

 

There are plenty more but thats all i can think of right now...

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One-Umbrella

Bernie's Mission Buoys Ahoy : Where right before the 5-0 get shot by a RPG they say BALLS!

 

Random Chick that I hit : Oh my god am I dead... I think I'm dead Aww man I am dead!

 

Made me laugh for a while smile.gif

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skarface1013

Biker-Biker chicks got some smelly cooches, I love smelly cooches.

 

Hobo-Yall need to wake up, aliens is among us!

 

Skinhead punk-Skinhead power asshole.

 

Gangbanger-I beat a ho's ass just like I would a dudes straight up.

 

Woman-No I can't die I haven't been to Paris!

 

Pedestrian-Cheesy Vaginas!

 

Biker-Dogs are great to f*ck, but nothing beats a cow man!

 

Woman-State ya name, gangsta.

 

Russian-Secondhand smoke is a pussy, American Invention.

 

Gangbanger-White boys move to Holland, now police everywhere.

Edited by skarface1013

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Low3LL

Sometimes when I crash into a car they sometimes say "Stupid Malaka!" that's wha I always hear usually by taxi drivers.

 

Ill add more qoutes later

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Furnace

I was near the Helitours place and hitting random peds with a baseball bat then running so they'd chase me, and one guy said; "After i knock you out i'm gonna F*CK YOU IN THE ASS", and really shouted that last bit. It was so god damn funny, i couldn't believe it.

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moneyries

awesome, thanks. i'll add more to 'overheard in liberty city' tomorrow.

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spitty

irish guy - feel me nuts!

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xSilentDeathx

There's a crazy guy in front of your safehouse in Bohan

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Greenage380

i was going to the carwash in algonquin and u heard a girl sayingi need some sprunk devil.gif if u get my meaning aslo i heard a police ma saying after i came out of my safe house im a policeman u a prick moto_whistle.gif

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Baltimorean

Bum - It's the reptillian invaders!

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Greenage380

also i heard a bum saying dude give me some F**king money then i killed him he had like 200 quid little twat

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SLUGFly

Don't recall it exactly, but I overheard a cop on his cell: "Okay, let me just repeat your message: Blah, blah, blah, whatever!"

 

lol, killed me biggrin.gif

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MaroonZ28

Aimed a gun a some guy and he ran away saying "Dey tryin to steal mah sperm"

 

Spawned and got in an Anniahlator in front of the LCPD HQ and an old woman said something along the lines of " Is this for a TV Show?" right before my rotor blades flung her up against a building

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The Invisible Lines

Tonight I was outside of my safehouse to the east of Middle Park and I heard some dude say "I can smell your labia from here." That one had me going.

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Cycleswithin

Can you imagine them recording the voice actors for these lines? biggrin.gif

 

There's this one guy that when he walks past women goes: "Heellllooo there darlingg!". It's just the way he says it!

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Lameboy

When I hit someone in a car(in bohan) a black dude seeing the thing on the sidewalk said - Mo' drama fo' yo' mama!

 

another thing is the black dude at the register in burgershot: Welcome to burgershot.... mothaf*ckaaaa! - just cracks me up everytime biggrin.gif

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FETUSMUNCHER

some fat guy running away from a car-explosion shouted "im never getting stoned again!"

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BassManBoon

I often hear some random ped shouting "Stupid cock-knocker" as I narrowly miss mowing their asses down.

 

It's long been my favourite insult for someone who's a bit of a to$$er so to hear it in the game was great!

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Hugef1

Cop: "I'm going to sh*t in your mouth!"

 

Random ped (after I Honked my horn for a friend): "WE'RE BEING INVADED!!"

Reply from another random ped: "shut up prick".

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Greenage380

i wenmt in the [email protected] cafe in algonquin i aimed my gun at the man and he said" big guns means little dicks" lol

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moneyries

These are awesome, keep 'em coming! I'm at work but will keep updating

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beneficial

random ped on phone:Peace God, whats today's math? mhmm, when I first got knowledge of self....

 

Couldn't believe they had some old dude talkin like a 5 percenter.

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Boomether

best thing ive heard is a fat cop say 'My 10th kill this year' after shooting me, it was funny because it was in slomo and his voice was wierd/ while in a fight with a guy a car knocks the guy over and sasys ' you f*ckin id10t'

 

ive never heard a ped say cheesy vaginas

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SimplySwift

From a pedestrian -- "If I've got a face, you've got a place to sit!"

 

'Nother ped -- "Queefing Dog Balloons!"

 

Yet another -- "This is Liberty City, not Carcer!" nice reference thar

 

 

Random black guy -- "This is my sperm, not yours, idiot!"

 

Some woman talking a crowd -- "Everyone sells there souls in Liberty City"

 

That be all tounge.gif

 

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xinferio

Location: Middle Park

Pedestrian: Comic book shop owner from the simpson's double

 

Niko: [punches ped]

Ped: After I beat you, IM GONNA FRENCH KISS YOU!

 

 

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