Amir2008 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 It made me laugh quite alot, went something like this. Roman: Cousin grow a pair Niko: I'll grow a pair when you grow a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VI ATG Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "does it pay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldage Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 In the cutscene from roman where Niko meets Brucie. Roman : Niko , this is brucie , we've met eachother. Niko : Love-meet Dot Net? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suki007 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 My favourite is the scene with the whole 'French Tom' thing at Brucie's place. I love the way he actually agrees to it! Niko - Roman... Roman - yeh? Niko - You're a d*ck. He's says it so plainly. (Not the exact words, sorry.) But what tops it off is when you read Niko's profile on Lovemeet .... haaaahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DudeWeresMyHog Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Dwayne: We were poor growing up, had an old TV, old clothes, no books. Life was hard. Niko: Were i come from, we didn't have electricity until i was 12 Dwayne: ..... oh sh*t my bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_dog Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Niko: Your Dad likes it up the ass. (haha) I don't know what you want me to say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10High Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 "does it pay?" Yes!!! Very good - I love that one! One of my faves during any major shotoout is "I'll cut off your f*cking head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apoloniar Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Vlad: What Was your Name Roman's Cousin? Niko: Big Mouth Prick. ---- One of Packie's friends: So you're in, big guy or we gonna kill you. Niko: Since you put it that way, I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Burazer Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 My favorite is probably his `trademark` quote. Here it goes: You`re a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faktion_207 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Niko: Your Dad likes it up the ass. (haha) I don't know what you want me to say! Rofl yeah f*ckin epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph3L1z14n0 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 He's says it so plainly. Indeed, that's precisely what makes it so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUGH_INSURANCE Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 (edited) 1. You have funny face. 2. This is really f*cking annoying. 3. Damn, I shouldn't have read those f*cking e-mails and stayed away. Edited July 6, 2008 by LAUGH_INSURANCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashPlague Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 "NOBODY F*CKS WITH MY FAMILY!" EDIT: Dwayne: We were poor growing up, had an old TV, old clothes, no books. Life was hard. Niko: Were i come from, we didn't have electricity until i was 12 Dwayne: ..... oh sh*t my bad lmao, I've never heard that before, I gotta hang out with Dwayne more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_1983 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 My favorite is probably his `trademark` quote. Here it goes: You`re a dick. I like it when he says it to the man outside Romans cab office LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo. Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Not much of a quote, but more of a moment. I'm playing through the game again with opposite choices. Yesterday I did the mission where you kill Dwayne. The execution was done really well. The expression on Niko's face, how he looked away when he pulled the trigger. You can really see that he didn't want to do it. You kind of feel sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Up&Coming. Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I love the mission for Museum Piece, I believe? You know, Niko is talking to Ray...He says it with emotion: Not exact, but: Niko: "A guarantee that you will find this man!" Later.. Ray: "Who is he?" Niko: "Florian Cravic." <----He says that so awesomely. Ray: [laughs] "Florian f*cking Cravic?" Niko: "YES!" Niko flips out in that cut scene. He's screaming at Ray and everything. It's ace. Plus, the mission rocks, too. I also love in the mission ...I'll Take Her if you're lucky (happened to me, but not many other people), Gracie will stand up in the Feltzer and hail the cops down. She says stuff like: "Drop the f*cking donut!" Niko goes: "Oh, you f*cking bitch." What he says in Roman's Sorrow is very good, too. That was a really emotional cutscene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_2008 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 My favorite Niko quote is one of the ones he says when Roman is kidnaped by the Russians "Nobody f*cks with my family!!" He seem's angry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mcreary Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 AAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAUUTHHAAAAAAAA FUAAACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! when niko totally flips out lol in his russian accent it always makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova69_7 Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 I laughed at a lot of what Niko said, I think it was the accent... 1:) Roman, Cousin.....You're a Deek. 2:) Vlad: For a dumb yokel you really know how to get things done. Niko: Yes, and for an annoying Deek, you really are an annoying deek. 3:) (get Dwayne drunk for this - and listen to Niko's response to Dwayne's bitching) 'Oh jesus man, Shut the [email protected]#k up!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanillainy Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Nothing beats YELLLLLOOOOWWW CAAAARRRR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayM Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 There's one thing that Pegorino says that I found hilarious. It's in the sniper mission, I think it's the first one you do for him: "Give him the sniper, you think he's gonna start throwing empty cans from up there if this thing kicks off!" It's not exact but along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Up&Coming. Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 There's one thing that Pegorino says that I found hilarious.It's in the sniper mission, I think it's the first one you do for him: "Give him the sniper, you think he's gonna start throwing empty cans from up there if this thing kicks off!" It's not exact but along those lines. I remember that. It was pretty funny. The guy was such an ass-kisser. "Yes sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 There's one thing that Pegorino says that I found hilarious.It's in the sniper mission, I think it's the first one you do for him: "Give him the sniper, you think he's gonna start throwing empty cans from up there if this thing kicks off!" It's not exact but along those lines. I remember that. It was pretty funny. The guy was such an ass-kisser. "Yes sir." lol that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawjaws Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Niko,' I've just taken out the chopper' United Liberty Paper, 'Don't you think i already know that? Do you think i've just been sitting here, scratching my balls?' Niko, 'I'd be impressed if you had been' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dany8kx Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 niko when he has an accident right after stealing a bad car: "i'm glad it's not mine" when he runs someone over: "i hope it hurts more than it looks" faustin to his wife: "see you in hell"... mr maaaaan!!! wait,once when i whistled to a yellow car... (not drunk) and the cab just passed near without stopping,niko said :"i think i became invisible now" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCRJonez Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 Nothing beats YELLLLLOOOOWWW CAAAARRRR. QFTW, and I also like "AAAAARHGLLHLHLL" if he's too drunk to yell "yellow car!" lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHEARTGTAIV Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 After I picked up a hooker then had sex with her Niko says, "I'm a hired killer and I pay for sex. My Mother'd be ashamed. That was the my favorite quote so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 Niko Bellic screaming for a taxi while drunk... "MISTER MAN!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suki007 Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 (edited) wait,once when i whistled to a yellow car... (not drunk) and the cab just passed near without stopping,niko said :"i think i became invisible now" Yeah that one's funny, maybe Niko should invest in a "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" (from Family Guy!) to help him hail a cab. Edited July 7, 2008 by Suki007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted July 7, 2008 Share Posted July 7, 2008 If you include comments in missions, there's just too many good ones. For me, the humor and sarcasm in GTA audio is what makes the formula standout amongst the GTA-clones. Do you not agree?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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