Gouveia Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "Well when you put it like that....im in" It's actually "Well, since you put it in that way, I'm in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Taxi guy yells out, "move out of the way!" Niko goes, "f*ck you!". Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Niko: "Scratch my balls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waq1 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 when his car wont start "Start you piece of sh*t!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "Well when you put it like that....im in" It's actually "Well, since you put it in that way, I'm in" I love that line so much my fav quote in any of the GTA's so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabia Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Niko: "I'm leaving with Roman!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crosby Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 When Nikos saving his cousin, he says "I'm living here with Roman", in a sad whiney voice that I always enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabia Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Niko: "I'm leaving with Roman!!" EDIT: Also Niko: You say it smells fishy because it is int he fish market, right? Even though in wasn't in the fish market it would still smell fishy if it were fish. Packie replies.. Packie: Damn, you're a real comidian. When we Americans say something smells fishy it means it ain't right. Something isn't going to be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_G Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I don't find any of Nikos dialogue funny. He is anoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serbian warrior Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 i like the beginning where he is like "Roman! are you sleeping? you fat f*ck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Lines Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Wow, there are far too many to recall, so I'll just go with one that made me laugh last night: I had an admirable wanted level, was boxed in by cop cars, and Niko shouts "F*ck this sh*t!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wertyscp Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I love most of the dialog with brucie: Niko:I've heard that does funny things to your balls Brucie:Do i look like i have funny balls or Niko: too much testoterone up the ass? or Brucie:if i was on the other side... your cousin should be afraid. Niko: Right... Brucie:but i'm not like that...Brucie likes pussy Niko: Okay... and much more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mufc Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vlad: Whats your name yokel Niko: Big mouth prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scalliano Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 U.L. Paper: "Niko, is your Johnson that big you can't keep it in your pants?" Niko: "I can't help it, I'm excitable." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uglulyx Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "Brucie! I don't want to think about your balls!" or a convo between him and Brucie. B: I once abstained from sex for six months! N: I don't like the pictures going through my mind. B: Not even masturbating that was the hard part. N: That's enough Brucie. B: What? N: Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie5957 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 It's a mission for Elizabeta where she shoots Manny and the Cameraman, and you have to take the bodies to that doctor guy, the trunk gets bumped open and says Niko:"Were you guys trying to make a run for it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) "This no touching rule is killing me" and "Roman are you sleeping you fat f*ck!?" Edited May 27, 2008 by Carbine23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpiQ7 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 i was very young...and very angry.maybe that moment no exuces!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADISONSQUARE Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 LOL I LOVED i need you to kill someone for me niko says "where do i find him" other guy: "YOU DIDNT EVEN BLINK MAN! I LIKE IT! THATS COLD MAN ICE COLD!" My favorite niko moment is the mission with the pink feltzer niko knocks out the chick lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoChristo Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "Only in this country do they let black people drive" lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "Only in this country do they let black people drive" lolz "Blind" people you mean? Naughty naughty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoChristo Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "Only in this country do they let black people drive" lolz "Blind" people you mean? Naughty naughty lol I heard it the first time, and i was like wtf??? But it is funny that it sounds like that. In fact even my wife overheard it, asked me if it just said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shad0w NL Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul. - Niko Bellic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansssi Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "You made some idiot moves"."Hm. What can I say? I'm an idiot, I move... (Waves his hands like a bird)" "Roman? Are you sleeping, you fat f*ck?!" haha, the top one is the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatunks Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "You made some idiot moves"."Hm. What can I say? I'm an idiot, I move... (Waves his hands like a bird)" I loved that scene. Definitely one of my favorite Niko quotes. He's such a smartass. Another one I've always gotten a chuckle out of is when you're being chased by the police, Niko sometimes says, "I'm a guest in your country!". The context is what really makes it funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flixxo312 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 well these are not exactly Niko but: when you bump into a ped: I'll break your f*ckin knee caps..i always laugh at that and then i shoot them in the knee caps {Spoiler} for people who may find this funny that is sort of late in the game when you do jobs for Jimmy the mission cutscene at the start of one of them and Niko walks through the front door and the guy is asleep on the chair and Niko says wake up..etc Then Jimmy walks in and tells the "sleepy guy" lol "will you shut the f*ck up..Infact Will you f*ck off!" Lol or summin like that i laughed pretty hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodymatzohball Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 REALLY f*ckING ANNOYING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Vega-- Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 "I DON'T RESPOND WELL TO THREATS!!" He says it one of the times you get drunk with LAWCHICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpiQ71 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Niko actually a funny guy but at the same time he is a serious guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oeL Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Mikeal's Wife:And what about your soul? Niko: Once you see 50 children lined up beside a church, with all of there hands cut off and throats slit, You realize a creature who did this has no soul... Awesome f*cking lines man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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