EpiQ7 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 what is your favourite niko word??? i like...Niko:i come here and all thing big about your life is the cockroaches!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 My favourite is probably when Niko is talking to Dimitri on the phone, near the end of the storyline. Niko: The only thing I owe you is a bullet to the head and you will be paid in full. Don't worry, your time will come. The quote isn't exact, but it's roughly what Niko said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "I dont care if i live or die" I like that My favorite ped quote is "No f*cking chance, you got no f*cking chance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shootin_spree Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 my favourite Nike quote. Just when you start a mission for Brucie. Dont wanna give away spoilers. "Hey cousin, your a dick." I laughed at that so hard. and when he punched Brucie. lol, so many memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_p1980 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) My favourite is probably when Niko is talking to Dimitri on the phone, near the end of the storyline. Niko: The only thing I owe you is a bullet to the head and you will be paid in full. Don't worry, your time will come. The quote isn't exact, but it's roughly what Niko said. I think he said "bullet to the temple", same thing though. But that is probably one of my favourite quotes too. And when Niko is drunk and you try to hail a taxi: "taxi cab!" or "yellow car!!". Also when Niko is chasing down Playboy X and Niko says "X marks the spot". Edited May 27, 2008 by tom_p1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xo4 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 And when Niko is drunk and you try to hail a taxi: "taxi cab!" or "yellow car!!". Indeed my favorite so far when he's drubk is HEY YOU!...MR. MAAAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatpack Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 There are so many But some of them gotta be: Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel! Niko: *laugh* Yeah, and you're a annoying dick for an annoying dick. *Don't remember name*: So are you in, Big Guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya? Niko: Well... *sights* Since you put it that way......... I'm in. Niko: I'll rip your f*cking heart out! *When Drunk, screaming for a cab* Niko: MR. MAAAAAAAAAAAN! YELLOW CAL! (Yeah, I think it sounds like cal, not car xD ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSamurai Hobo Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I was the one... who survived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sockeh Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 MR MAAAAAAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinPotRay Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 My fav: Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel! Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiozo Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "Why did I come here?!" "You think I was a joke?!" "I'm not russian" "During the war, we did some bad things, and bad things happened to us, I was young, and very angry... The creature that can do this, doesn't have a soul" - not the whole thing from the game I think, but its in the emotional niko trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellisan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vlad: "If the Cops see you, you don't know me" Niko: "If anybody sees me, I don't know you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alick Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Favourite so far, when the car wont start he says something like; 'Start, turd, start.' I thought it was quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbSoLuTiOn Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vlad: Romans Cousin, whats your name again? Niko: Arrogant Prick. Vlad: Ah yeah, Arrogant Prick. Catchy Name... Thats not all of the words and i can't remember it exactly but thats the rough idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Up&Coming. Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 When his car won't start: "Start you turd, start!" or When he's drunk: "Yellow car!" Edit: I don't know why everyone likes the annoying dick one. I never found it that funny...But, everything Niko says is funny. Gotta love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Mozzarelli 80 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'LL TEAR YOUR f*ckING HEART OUT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthreeone Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 When I bump into somebody and the ped goes "My bad or yours?" And Niko replies "Yours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uglulyx Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 For Little Jacobs mission where you have to follow the drug dealer. He saw me and Niko said "I'm glad I didn't have any of that spliff." (Jacob offered him one earlier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpiQ7 Posted May 27, 2008 Author Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) Niko:So....So....so you fool of crab or what??? Roman:What????!!! Niko:Er....Where luxury condoes?where sport cars?where barbara with big tities and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum UL paper:yes,you looking for some people Niko:we all looking for that special someone Niko:welcome to america!!! Niko:So this is the american dream!!! Edited May 27, 2008 by EpiQ7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sona 175 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Start you turd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nealmac Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vlad: Romans Cousin, whats your name again? Niko: Arrogant Prick. Vlad: Ah yeah, Arrogant Prick. Catchy Name... Thats not all of the words and i can't remember it exactly but thats the rough idea. It was "loud mouth prick" Yeah I laughed at that too. Also, when he knocks a ped over while driving, he shouts "MY BAD" and keeps going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozwell37 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "Well when you put it like that....im in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceDude Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 My fav: Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel! Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole. Seriously, is there like 2 different sets of dialog for this cutscene, because on my game it says "And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3ALOT91 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I like it when Francis is trying to talk to Niko, and Niko just says "Hey, i don't give a f*ck about the life lessons friend, what do you want?". I thought it was really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamodder Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole. That's one of my favorites too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckohler3 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 The drunken cab hailing ones are too funny. What the hell is that sometimes when he's falling at the same time as hailing the cab? Freaky scream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane's Muse Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 "I'm an idiot. I move." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deema Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) "You made some idiot moves". "Hm. What can I say? I'm an idiot, I move... (Waves his hands like a bird)" "Roman? Are you sleeping, you fat f*ck?!" Edited May 27, 2008 by Deema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Dan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I liked it when early in the game roman says and then it would have been me with the smell of tity on my breath and niko goes my breath doesnt smell of tity cousin I also like when romans driver says I see you took time out of mating with all the animals in the zoo to abuse the genourosity of your cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S4-Gore Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Mine is "I've never been popular... I don't mean to start now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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