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what is your favourite niko word???

 

 

i like...Niko:i come here and all thing big about your life is the cockroaches!!!

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My favourite is probably when Niko is talking to Dimitri on the phone, near the end of the storyline.

 

Niko: The only thing I owe you is a bullet to the head and you will be paid in full. Don't worry, your time will come.

 

The quote isn't exact, but it's roughly what Niko said.

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"I dont care if i live or die" I like that

 

My favorite ped quote is "No f*cking chance, you got no f*cking chance" biggrin.gif

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my favourite Nike quote.

 

Just when you start a mission for Brucie. Dont wanna give away spoilers.

 

"Hey cousin, your a dick."

I laughed at that so hard. and when he punched Brucie.

 

lol, so many memories.

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My favourite is probably when Niko is talking to Dimitri on the phone, near the end of the storyline.

 

Niko: The only thing I owe you is a bullet to the head and you will be paid in full. Don't worry, your time will come.

 

The quote isn't exact, but it's roughly what Niko said.

I think he said "bullet to the temple", same thing though. But that is probably one of my favourite quotes too. And when Niko is drunk and you try to hail a taxi: "taxi cab!" or "yellow car!!". Also when Niko is chasing down Playboy X and Niko says "X marks the spot".

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And when Niko is drunk and you try to hail a taxi: "taxi cab!" or "yellow car!!".

Indeed my favorite so far when he's drubk is

 

HEY YOU!...MR. MAAAN!

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There are so many lol.gif But some of them gotta be:

 

Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel!

Niko: *laugh* Yeah, and you're a annoying dick for an annoying dick.

 

*Don't remember name*: So are you in, Big Guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?

Niko: Well... *sights* Since you put it that way......... I'm in.

 

Niko: I'll rip your f*cking heart out!

 

*When Drunk, screaming for a cab* Niko: MR. MAAAAAAAAAAAN! YELLOW CAL! (Yeah, I think it sounds like cal, not car xD )

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My fav:

 

Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel!

Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole.

 

 

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"Why did I come here?!"

 

"You think I was a joke?!"

 

"I'm not russian"

 

"During the war, we did some bad things, and bad things happened to us, I was young, and very angry... The creature that can do this, doesn't have a soul" - not the whole thing from the game I think, but its in the emotional niko trailer.

 

 

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Vlad: "If the Cops see you, you don't know me"

 

Niko: "If anybody sees me, I don't know you"

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Favourite so far, when the car wont start he says something like;

 

'Start, turd, start.'

 

I thought it was quite funny.

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Vlad: Romans Cousin, whats your name again?

 

Niko: Arrogant Prick.

 

Vlad: Ah yeah, Arrogant Prick. Catchy Name...

 

Thats not all of the words and i can't remember it exactly but thats the rough idea.

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When his car won't start:

 

"Start you turd, start!"

 

or

 

When he's drunk:

 

"Yellow car!"

 

Edit: I don't know why everyone likes the annoying dick one. I never found it that funny...But, everything Niko says is funny. Gotta love him.

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When I bump into somebody and the ped goes "My bad or yours?"

 

And Niko replies "Yours!"

 

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For Little Jacobs mission where you have to follow the drug dealer. He saw me and Niko said "I'm glad I didn't have any of that spliff." (Jacob offered him one earlier)

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Niko:So....So....so you fool of crab or what???

Roman:What????!!!

Niko:Er....Where luxury condoes?where sport cars?where barbara with big tities and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

 

UL paper:yes,you looking for some people

Niko:we all looking for that special someone

 

 

Niko:welcome to america!!!

Niko:So this is the american dream!!!

 

 

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Vlad: Romans Cousin, whats your name again?

 

Niko: Arrogant Prick.

 

Vlad: Ah yeah, Arrogant Prick. Catchy Name...

 

Thats not all of the words and i can't remember it exactly but thats the rough idea.

It was "loud mouth prick" lol.gif

 

Yeah I laughed at that too.

 

Also, when he knocks a ped over while driving, he shouts "MY BAD" and keeps going lol.gif

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My fav:

 

Vlad: You know you're pretty funny... For a yokel!

Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole.

Seriously, is there like 2 different sets of dialog for this cutscene, because on my game it says "And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick"

Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.

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I like it when Francis is trying to talk to Niko, and Niko just says "Hey, i don't give a f*ck about the life lessons friend, what do you want?". I thought it was really funny.

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Niko: Yeah, and you're quite the asshole for an asshole.

That's one of my favorites too.

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The drunken cab hailing ones are too funny. What the hell is that sometimes when he's falling at the same time as hailing the cab? Freaky scream?

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"You made some idiot moves".

"Hm. What can I say? I'm an idiot, I move... (Waves his hands like a bird)"

 

"Roman? Are you sleeping, you fat f*ck?!"

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I liked it when early in the game roman says and then it would have been me with the smell of tity on my breath and niko goes my breath doesnt smell of tity cousin

 

I also like when romans driver says I see you took time out of mating with all the animals in the zoo to abuse the genourosity of your cousin.

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