konyo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) Hi, Just wondering what is the most funniest comedy club joke you have heard...? Mine has to be the song one at burger shot Soo whats yours....? Edited May 27, 2008 by konyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33stradale Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 the stand-ups are weak, klienman is the best of the club performers, i.e when he stabs the girl on purpose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 The stand-ups are sh*t this game is meant to be certificate 18 but the comedy is more like certificate 12..... LAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Humboldt Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 So whether a joke is funny is based on some guys who come up with the certificate and not it's intruistic humour? ... interesting. Ricky Gervaise rocks. Falklands war? Laughed my arse off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgy Dan Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I love the stand up in this game. The amount of detail put into this game as I was playing at my friends house amazed me. I was in the hidehouse and saw the option to watch tv and then Ricky Gervais came on @ The.Poop. - Dont complain, most games wouldnt even have this sort of thing in it, you should be happy that theres this sort of thing in there + its meant to be normal television so it would show this sort of thing in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I've only seen Katt Williams once, but his bit about becoming a spider in a small apartment made me L.augh O.ut L.oud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konyo Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 So whether a joke is funny is based on some guys who come up with the certificate and not it's intruistic humour? ... interesting. Ricky Gervaise rocks. Falklands war? Laughed my arse off. yh and he talks about the midget lol (the firing range of the US boats ) lmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Guest) Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickstick Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 It's Ricky Gervais, that immediately disqualifies it from being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Humboldt Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) Matter of taste I guess. Like the music.. I only listen to a few of the stations. Like in real life you watch/listen to what you like. That rap sh*t bores me senseless... doesn't mean I think it's crap. Just means it bores me, so I flip the channel. History of Liberty was f*cking outstanding, don't like Ricky, watch that! Edited May 26, 2008 by Horatio Humboldt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo91 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? With a name such as "The.Poop" I thought you would enjoy 12 year old humor? Anyway, I'm quite the Ricky Gervais fan, but he isn't the best choice of comedians for the game in my opinion, however that doesn't mean to say I don't enjoy his stand-ups in game . I would rather have preferred Jack Dee, but beggars can't be choosers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Guest) Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo91 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. OK everyone, take 5, this forum is for civilised conversation, not throwing around insults like 10 year olds! Back on topic please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. So you admit you watch child porn? WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Guest) Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. So you admit you watch child porn? WTF?! I suggest that a MOD ban this creepy, retarded user. Where the f*ck does this person come up with child porn? Dude, get the f*ck out of here before something serious happens!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. So you admit you watch child porn? WTF?! I suggest that a MOD ban this creepy, retarded user. Where the f*ck does this person come up with child porn? Dude, get the f*ck out of here before something serious happens!!! Something serious eh? So are you gonna type some more of your ''GAY ASS BITCH!!!'' insults at me? Or are you gonna send me an E-punch through a PM? Because if you are....please......please have mercy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Guest) Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. So you admit you watch child porn? WTF?! I suggest that a MOD ban this creepy, retarded user. Where the f*ck does this person come up with child porn? Dude, get the f*ck out of here before something serious happens!!! Something serious eh? So are you gonna type some more of your ''GAY ASS BITCH!!!'' insults at me? Or are you gonna send me an E-punch through a PM? Because if you are....please......please have mercy... I been around the block many more times than you have. If you want to start sh*t with other members here, then you'll get sh*t back. And about the E-PUNCH BS, If you really want to settle this ONE ON ONE in PERSON, then I'll be glad to exchange numbers so we can settle this in person once and for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juletre Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I think the funniest joke is about you never get your airline luggage first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Guest) Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I think the funniest joke is about you never get your airline luggage first. I think the funniest joke is the poop! EDITED --BTW, f*ck YOU DICKFACE THE POOP!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Poop Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wtf? So because it's in the game I should watch it and appreciate it? No you f*cking idiot....the humour is made for 12 year olds yet the game is an 18 certificate. Seriously the jokes are lame as f*ck and in all honesty vulgarity makes joke funnier and there isn't enough of it. WTF? Everyone here knows you're a f*cking cock sucking 12 yr old, so it pertains to you. Do your f*cking homework and GET THE f*ck OUT OF HERE YOU f*ckING fa**ot ASS BITCH c*nt!!!! Did mommy not let you drink her period blood? Man (or should I say child), get your f*cking trolling ass out of here and put a f*cking pacifier in that cock sucking mouth of yours. So you admit you watch child porn? WTF?! I suggest that a MOD ban this creepy, retarded user. Where the f*ck does this person come up with child porn? Dude, get the f*ck out of here before something serious happens!!! Something serious eh? So are you gonna type some more of your ''GAY ASS BITCH!!!'' insults at me? Or are you gonna send me an E-punch through a PM? Because if you are....please......please have mercy... I been around the block many more times than you have. If you want to start sh*t with other members here, then you'll get sh*t back. And about the E-PUNCH BS, If you really want to settle this ONE ON ONE in PERSON, then I'll be glad to exchange numbers so we can settle this in person once and for all. OMG. You have just lost the argument.....''YEH MAN GIMME UR NUMBER ND ILL LYK...FLY OUT TO UR HOUSE AND I IZ GONA BEAT YO GAY ASS BITCH ASS BCOZ U IZ MEK ME CRY ON TEH INTERNETZ'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterGolem Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Gotta be the hustlin' thing, that was hilarious...when he steps outta bed, and is hustlin IN THE SHOWER! Man that's gangster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geretio Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) So whether a joke is funny is based on some guys who come up with the certificate and not it's intruistic humour? ... interesting. Ricky Gervaise rocks. Falklands war? Laughed my arse off. Yeah... obviously... something isn't funny unless it's packed with sewaring, racism nudity and other discrimination... Oh, and since when is a joke at AIDS non-vulgar... you should realise that more skilled comedianscan work with less of it. Ever seen Ross Noble? Hilarious and barely makes an offensive statement. I bet you're into Bernard Manning and sh*t like that? Edited May 26, 2008 by Geretio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoKoYoKo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I thought it was funny when Kat williams was talking about how there are no dogs or cats in Liberty City. He also made comments about people and the gameplay...as if it were real. I thought that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAfanatical Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 lo lthis reminds me of the story of some guy getting the piss taken out of him on a forum so he tracked the guys ip went to hsi adress and kileld him i mean rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajjg123 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Maybe it's just me, but I didn't find any of it remotely funny. It sort of felt like I was forced to listen to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiggety Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Maybe it's just me, but I didn't find any of it remotely funny. It sort of felt like I was forced to listen to him. I felt the same way to some extent. All of the sets (I've seen about 3 different sets from each of them - which, wether you enjoy them or not, is technically impressive.) Ricky and Katt perform in the game are their real material and I had seen the real-life equivalent of the sets long before they were in GTA4. Of course the jokes lose a lot of their impact because it's a machine that's reciting them. Especially in Ricky's case, where much of his humour comes from his body movements and facial expressions. Point is if you really want to laugh, watch the live versions. Having said that, Gervais is one of my favorites and all of his material in the game cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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