Raindancer Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 http://www.tribune.com.ng/22052008/news/news2.html My'o'my WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway. Nigerian Tribune learnt that three cats were crossing the busy road when the okada ran over one of them which immediately turned into a woman. This strange occurrence quickly attracted people around who descended on the animals. One of them, it was learnt, was able to escape while the third one was beaten to death, still as a cat though. According to a source who witnessed what happened, the cat-woman said she and the two other cat-fellows had travelled from Abuja to Port Harcourt to kill three people. “The woman said they came to Port Harcourt from Abuja and that they came to kill three people. She said they had succeeded in killing two people, but the third person, whom I guess might be a pastor, was difficult for them and that they were preparing to go back to Abuja,” said the source. Another witness, who gave his name as James, said the woman started faking when she saw that many people were gathering around her. “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I saw a woman lying on the road instead of a cat. Blood did not come out of her body at that time. When people gathered and started asking her questions, she pretended that she did not know what had happened," he said. When the Nigerian Tribune got to the scene of the incident near Garrison Junction, the cat-woman was seen sitting on the ground with blood all over her body. The right side of her face had a deep cut from what was gathered to be from a cutlass. She was later taken to a hospital for medical attention. It took the intervention of policemen to prevent the mob from killing her. When reached for information from the police, the Public Relations Officer of the Rivers State police command, Mrs. Rita Inoma-Abbey, said she had been taken to the hospital. “She has been taken to Teme Clinic. Police will still be guarding her so that she will not disappear,” he said. In another development, at least five people have been confirmed dead while four others were said to be receiving medical treatment following a suspected cult clash in Aluu, one of the host communities of the University of Port Harcourt, Rivers State. Nigerian Tribune gathered from sources around UNIPORT that the clash, which led to the loss of lives and injury to others, was between two cult groups; Vikings and Black Axe Confraternity, a spill over of the struggle between the two cult groups on the RSUST campus, Port Harcourt. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceDog Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm open for a lot of things but this just sounds too far fetched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Well, that picture just rules it right out. Professor McGonagall wasn't black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah, not too sure about that one. Is this the only site showing it or is their other sources? Sounds like a load of crap to me, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Cats are naked, so upon transforming she should have been naked. The photo says otherwise. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radicell Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Cats are naked, so upon transforming she should have been naked. The photo says otherwise. Case closed. Oh snap, I never noticed that. Unless someone gave her some clothes to cover herself. Ah what the f*ck am I saying, they reckon a cat turned into a human being for f*ck sake. That's impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindancer Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah, not too sure about that one. Is this the only site showing it or is their other sources? Sounds like a load of crap to me, obviously. Don't think so, seems like the only Nigerian paper that reported on it. it's all VOOOODOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss this. In actual fact I think it's so crazy it could be true. Or just an excuse to maima dn kill women. Whatever floats your boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Black-Hawk nailed it. And I loled at the Professor Mcgonnagle or whatever her name was comment. Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trows Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 "Nigerian Tribune" That damn Nigerian princess still has not sent me the $250,000 she said she would. Last time I trust them! No dough this post will get questions and and maybe even some fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Just another bunch of crap. Cats cant turn into humans. Its scientifically impossible. Animals have different DNA than humans, and neither animals or humans are able to morph or whatever. I cant believe how some people can be so stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 So, the poor cat gave up one of her lives just to turn into a woman? I would have believed this if it had been 'Woman turns into cat'. Yeah, that's more believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transparanoia Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Cats are naked, so upon transforming she should have been naked. The photo says otherwise. Case closed. The Animorphs did it with their clothes, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Blood did not come out of her body at that time If that's not blood, I don't f*cking know what is it. But yeah, it can be true, but it tends to always be fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Otter slowly crosses Nigeria off his 'places to visit' list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyphonPayne Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Could be a crackhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I don't get how she's got clothes on in the picture, I mean cats don't wear clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvis Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Another Catwoman. Old movie, but people still likes it. Nah, just lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Pikshur too small. Fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm open for a lot of things but this just sounds too far fetched. WTF is worng with this world these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vininfinite Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Are you SURE this isn't a milestone topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isonis Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What the hell? The man has sex with his cars topic was far enough, this on the other hand just goes to far. Maybe she liked "the pussycat dolls" We need help in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark-2007 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I find it funny that, rather than marvel in amazement that a cat has just transformed into a woman, the locals beat the sh*t out of the other cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Seems like a plausible story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Seems like a plausible story. You're stoned again, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Everytime I see a f*cked up topic on this forum, I say: thats it , it can get any worse than this, but I always end up being wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark-2007 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Everytime I see a f*cked up topic on this forum, I say: thats it , it can get any worse than this, but I always end up being wrong. You end proving yourself wrong by making that next, worse topic. Also, this is even more far-fetched than the man, lady car, man car love triangle topic. Do the women change to cats and then kill the people, or do they change back to women just before killing? ... wait, why am I even putting thought into this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Someguy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Fake. I believe the "raining blood from the sky" reports have more credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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