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Man has SEX with car


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What's ironic is there's a documentary about 'Sex and Love with Cars' on UK's Channel 5 this week or next, can't remember, so there's many more 'Jordans' out there.

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What's ironic is there's a documentary about 'Sex and Love with Cars' on UK's Channel 5 this week or next, can't remember, so there's many more 'Jordans' out there.

In the advert I saw one guy had a VW beetle as well, he looked different to this guy though.

 

They are amongst us... cry.gif

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He should try performing oral sex on his car's tailpipe while the engine is running. I think it would solve at least one many of the world's his problems.

It would reduce pollution.

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Damn. That poor car, she doesn't even know the sicko's cheating on her. Talk about lack of companionship. For shame.

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What a dumb motherf*cker.. having sex with his car cause he can't get a woman.

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What a dumb motherf*cker.. having sex with his car cause he can't get a woman.

I'm not convinced you even read the article. It's got nothing to do with him not being able to get a woman, or a man for that matter. It's his sexual preference.

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What a dumb motherf*cker.. having sex with his car cause he can't get a woman.

I'm not convinced you even read the article. It's got nothing to do with him not being able to get a woman, or a man for that matter. It's his sexual preference.

That's what I'm saying he has to convert to liking to having sex with cars, because he can't handle it with an actual person.

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What's ironic is there's a documentary about 'Sex and Love with Cars' on UK's Channel 5 this week or next

That was on tonight (Wednesday night). I couldn’t sit through the entire program as it was way too freaky and much better viewing elsewhere. It featured the lad from that Closer magazine article as well as another man with the same bizarre fixation/attraction to cars.

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DA *STREET* KIDD
What a f*ckin nut.

 

Featherless chicken creates a flap

RIGHT

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before you know it,you will get car rapists

 

the apocalypse is near...

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