Royal Criminal Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) Off-topic spam edit removed Edited December 15, 2011 by Royal Criminal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabo45 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 ' date='May 26 2008, 11:44'] I bet he sticks his penis in the exhaust pipe. I'd love it if he got it stuck inside. Think about the 911 call hes gonna make. I bet they aint never thought they were gonna hear something like that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Meh, his messed up. He should stick Todd's gearshift up his ass. Seriously, put your cars in a garage, or they might get raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damo. Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 This is worse than those doll people someone posted last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 How do you have sex with a car? WHat up the exhaust or somethin?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 How do you have sex with a car? WHat up the exhaust or somethin?? Read the article in the first post. Geez... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayfair Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I think it's more to do with desperation rather than attraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCorrupt Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 My car isn't sexy enough to have sex with. Maybe if it was a Ferrari F40 or something Orgy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah, I have sex with cars. So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionist Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Jordan is also aving sex with a boy car. lol what the f*ck is wrong with people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Jordan is also aving sex with a boy car. lol what the f*ck is wrong with people? The worst part is that he thinks that he is cheating the beetle, and that he bought the "boy" car to experience gay sex... What does he do, sit in the gear stick? I really don't know. (or want to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 People have being having car sex for ages, i saw a pic of a guy f*cking a Range Rover once. Rule 34 is dominating us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What a f*cking creep, seriously. Though, I have seen worse on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dex Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm not gonna lie. I'm a Honda guy. I've thought about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isonis Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) What the hell is wrong with people today. EDIT: http://newcars.virginmedia.com/newsarchive...l?id=8025&pos=1 He claimed his most intense sexual experience was "making love to the helicopter from 1980s TV show Airwolf." Edited May 26, 2008 by Isonis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark-2007 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'd like to think it's all an elaborate joke thought up by him and his friends... but I don't think anyone would go to such lengths. Also, I wonder how he discovered that after a drive he had to wait a while before getting his love on Programme is on tomorrow on Five about him, might pick me up some tips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinful Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 So now we all know WHAT they talk about down at the Vehicles forum, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Sex with a car, eh? I think that kid took the song I'm In Love With My Car by Queen a little too seriously. I mean, come on... an automobile...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Someguy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Well, at least we don't have to worry about them passing on their genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 What the hell is wrong with people today. EDIT: http://newcars.virginmedia.com/newsarchive...l?id=8025&pos=1 He claimed his most intense sexual experience was "making love to the helicopter from 1980s TV show Airwolf." Is it just me, or does it seem ironic that the news site that has that article is called virginmedia? And how the hell do you have sex with a helicopter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargr Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 GTA Must be his Favorite Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceOfDeath666 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Car Porn Industry? Tight Tailpipes? Spinning Rim Jobs? I WOnder If Ummmm...... "Sprunk" Would Cause Less Emmisions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 And how the hell do you have sex with a helicopter? Probably sit on the control stick so it goes up your ass or caress the propellers with your penis. Either way, it is very f*cked up. I mean, before reading the article, I never thought you could have sex with a car, but I've been proven wrong. My only question would be if the sex was consensual? I mean, how does he know Ingo wants to have sex? Perhaps he's been committing rape this whole time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Congratul.......Oh wait, this isn't a milestone thread? Anyway enough sex with dirty hoes, he needs to find a nice Ferrari to settle down with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[GTA Man]cycon77foamy[GTA Man] Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Car Jacking to the extreme..... The cars not the only one with a dipstick now i guess...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james_root Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 i was really hoping that this was a milestone topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Haha darth I knew someone would post that video, classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 What a f*cking creep, seriously.Though, I have seen worse on the internet. Still, Sagtits is better than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) This topic is proof that nothing original comes from gen. chat. Only took them a bit more than 2 days after Mikal posted it in Vehicle Chat to get it up in here. Kudos to YNK for picking that up and posting a duplicate topic here in gen. chat. Way to go. And from the description, it's pretty easy to guess that he has a stinger tip. A tip that measures 3" in diameter. So I doubt he'd get "it" stuck. And I doubt he's penetrating stock 1" tips either. Geez, it's like you guys have never had sex with a bug before. Still don't know how he's pulling off sex witht the T/A. The exhaust is a bit more tucked on them. Edited May 27, 2008 by lurchseesu420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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