YourNeighborhoodKiller Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) Edited May 26, 2008 by YourNeighborhoodKiller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Where do you think toy cars come from? Those are the love children of this man, ya know.....when the condom breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Oh poor Herbie... How far you have fallen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painkiller47 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Cannot be serious. He bought a "Male" car to have gay sex with it? Come on. Seriously? I mean, people are strange and do different things, but an article in a magazine about f*cking cars? Wow. This is just one step below bestiality. What a shame really. He could do so much better than Herbie too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyphonPayne Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Bald chicken 'needs no plucking' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What a f*ckin nut. Featherless chicken creates a flap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Man has Sex with his Car. This belongs in Vehicle Chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Someguy Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'm speechless. I, I don't even think I could comment on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah...you guys up here in Gen Chat don't give us guys in vehicle chat enough credit. Besides, Lurch is ahead of the curve on this whole "car sex" business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah...you guys up here in Gen Chat don't give us guys in vehicle chat enough credit. Besides, Lurch is ahead of the curve on this whole "car sex" business. You and your aliases, Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 My car isn't sexy enough to have sex with. Maybe if it was a Ferrari F40 or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Holy sh*t, I think I just crapped myself while laughing. Straight past pissing and onto straight bowl movement, that is how f*cking hilarious that car clip was. darthYENIK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagleheart Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Damn dude, sex with cars is definately news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Not wanting to think of the details but wouldn't the surface of the inside of a exhaust pipe umm cause some issues?........oh god why I am asking this let alone thinking about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-slash Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Not wanting to think of the details but wouldn't the surface of the inside of a exhaust pipe umm cause some issues?........oh god why I am asking this let alone thinking about it! He wears a condom okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Not wanting to think of the details but wouldn't the surface of the inside of a exhaust pipe umm cause some issues?........oh god why I am asking this let alone thinking about it! He wears a condom okay? Yes lets just leave it at that............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 He should try performing oral sex on his car's tailpipe while the engine is running. I think it would solve at least one many of the world's his problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteneg Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 DRAGOOOON! ...maybe some fellow jalops out there know what I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mexli Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Son of a b*tch, that's why you guys should put your cars inside your garage. A freak like this may come by your house and if your car is attractive.......Action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I bet he sticks his penis in the exhaust pipe. I'd love it if he got it stuck inside. I'd rev the car up and blow his dick back out again, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I feel sorry for the exhaust pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Jonny Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Think my Sister will have that magazine, going to have a look now... and I think the exhaust pipe is a bit to low down, but where else do ya think he puts it. Wonder if he dressers it up and takes it out on date, to make out point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Wow! Seriously messed up. Especially the "Todd" part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 There was an article in last month's Bizarre magazine about people who are OS, or objectum-sexual. There was a woman who claimed to have been happily married to the Berlin Wall for years, despite living in separate countries. I guess this is a similar thing..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 RAPE! But seriously, how does he know the car truly wants a wang stuck up it's exhaust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 So thats how transformers evolved, now it all falls into place. This guy is the modern day jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 You people are slow. I posted this in Vehicle Chats DAYS ago after SYN passed me the link. 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Yeah, bur I never go in there. Ergo, had it not been posted in here, I wouldn't have been able to laugh my tits off at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 God damn it! I didn't realize that you were meant to wear a condom when having sex with your car. *Phones Doctor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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