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U Guys ever see the movie The Big Hit?! Funny joke in that that runs along the length of the movie. Excellent Mark Walhberg flick

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we should give you a prise if you make it 1 month without masturbating sarcasm.gif

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I masturbated last night.

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What are you, the 4chan posterboy?

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swolo yaggins
What the hell is this topic about again?

This topic is about I and those who wish to fight the temptations of the Devil for one (1) month!

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AndyGanteks

I guess Demosedici is not going to be happy seeing his topic de-railed by 4chan and e-love.

 

 

I think i won't be able to stand more then 4-5 days without masturbation..

 

I masturbate 1-2 times a day. My mother always wonders whats that yellow in my undies,she think i still,you know...what little kids do when they can't stand it... orly.gif

 

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I masturbate 1-2 times a day. My mother always wonders whats that yellow in my undies,she think i still,you know...what little kids do when they can't stand it...

 

lol biggrin.gif my dad taught me everything about sex when i was 11, try talking to your mom about masturbating

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swolo yaggins
I guess Demosedici is not going to be happy seeing his topic de-railed by 4chan and e-love.

I will rail my topic back on track using the force of Jesus Cristo and Dios! 4chan can't fight this!

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Mike Tequeli
My mother always wonders whats that yellow in my undies,she think i still,you know...what little kids do when they can't stand it... orly.gif

Perhaps tissues would be in order. Or something you don't wear on you at all times.

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My mother always wonders whats that yellow in my undies,she think i still,you know...what little kids do when they can't stand it...  orly.gif

Perhaps tissues would be in order. Or something you don't wear on you at all times.

But I always thought that girls was attractivated by the scent of your seed???

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AndyGanteks

Nobody gets the joke.

 

i'll just pass.

 

 

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Nobody gets the joke.

 

i'll just pass.

yeh man we get the joke, your mom thought that you pissed yourself

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I masturbated last night.

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What are you, the 4chan posterboy?

TBH I'm starting to see way too many of these.

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Effy in Chains

 

facedesk.gif Do not take heed to this false prophet! He has angered Stalin! Masturbation is not a sin.

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Jonny_Tightlips

Mikal, if theres anything I, or Jesus, can do for you, don't be afraid to call.

...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin.

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facedesk.gif Do not take heed to this false prophet! He has angered Stalin! Masturbation is not a sin.

Just in case you forgot or missed the point ot the topic.

 

 

 

You need to go to THIS TOPIC

 

 

 

From Teos on page 3 of that topic…..

 

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This redirection is for the conveinence of lost forumers. sigh.gif

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Creed Bratton

Where the hell did you hear that spankin the monkey is a sin confused.gif

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Goodfella.
Few know, Jesus is also a Mexican AKA "wetback" tounge2.gif

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alright im off to go jack off to videos on "you-know-what" tube

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alright im off to go jack off to videos on ***** tube

Okies.

 

But don't come back afterwards, no-one wants you here.

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mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno.
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Goodfella.
alright im off to go jack off to videos on ***** tube

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alright im off to go jack off to videos on ***** tube

Okies.

 

But don't come back afterwards, no-one wants you here.

too bad, im coming back anyways

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Effy in Chains

 

facedesk.gif Do not take heed to this false prophet! He has angered Stalin! Masturbation is not a sin.

Just in case you forgot or missed the point ot the topic.

 

 

 

You need to go to THIS TOPIC

 

 

 

From Teos on page 3 of that topic…..

 

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4713/722a35398d626dece55be22rl1.jpg

 

This redirection is for the conveinence of lost forumers. sigh.gif

angry.gifangry.gif I am not lost. I have already been on that topic you posted and seen that picture! I know that the point of this topic is to get people to not masturbate for a month to get closer to God.

 

Why the hell are you talking to me like that? confused.gif My post was on topic! Are you too drugged up to see that?

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Goodfella.
facedesk.gif Do not take heed to this false prophet! He has angered Stalin! Masturbation is not a sin.

Just in case you forgot or missed the point ot the topic.

 

 

 

You need to go to THIS TOPIC

 

 

 

From Teos on page 3 of that topic…..

 

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/4713/722a35398d626dece55be22rl1.jpg

 

This redirection is for the conveinence of lost forumers. sigh.gif

angry.gifangry.gif I am not lost. I have already been on that topic you posted and seen that picture! I know that the point of this topic is to get people to not masturbate for a month to get closer to God.

 

Why the hell are you talking to me like that? confused.gif My post was on topic! Are you too drugged up to see that?

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angry.gif  angry.gif I am not lost. I have already been on that topic you posted and seen that picture! I know that the point of this topic is to get people to not masturbate for a month to get closer to God.

 

Why the hell are you talking to me like that? confused.gif  My post was on topic! Are you too drugged up to see that?

Relax.....I was just throwing some humor your way since you brought Stalin along with you. tounge.gif As for the difficulties in this topic with such choices

 

Whipped by the forces inside of you?

 

Come ON UP To The House!

 

 

 

Tom Waits of course but the trivia question is this..Who is the person that has the ink drawn on them? MOST of you know the person but do you recognize them or have you followed the news for long enough to know?

 

This is totally a 10 pt question and deserves to be known.

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