Mince Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'll go for it... a month without masturbation.. Ah. Are you agreeing or did you just lose? And i'm religious, I may or may not do it. I don't see any reason not to do it, most other people with this view have good points. But good luck to those who join, I and those who don't join will be at the starting line for when you turn back around . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 You jerk my meat and I'll beat your meat. It is a win win situation. You don't get thrown from your heavenly perch and we both make a month without masturbating. Iminicus, my brother! Don't let The Devil convince you of such unholy thoughts! Homosexuality is a sin, punished by an eternity in hell! Accept The Lord Our Savior and let him cleanse you! It says that it is an abomination for a man to lie with another man, you could just have iminicus jack you sitting down, or even standing up if you fancy. Then again, it's also an abomination to eat shellfish or to cut/trim the your facial hair, especially around the temple... Religion makes me angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm gonna try a month without as well. But it's gonna be f*cking impossible, I find it hard to withstand a day without. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oddsock Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Geez, it took me a while to realize this guy was joking...hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCollector Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'll go for it... a month without masturbation.. Ah. Are you agreeing or did you just lose? And i'm religious, I may or may not do it. I don't see any reason not to do it, most other people with this view have good points. But good luck to those who join, I and those who don't join will be at the starting line for when you turn back around . I'm agreeing to it but.. I have 7 hours of work tonight where theres nothing to do and no one around.. mmmhm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 (edited) atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Edited May 24, 2008 by dawg1990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. You're an athiest though, amirite? mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. You're an athiest though, amirite? No, I believe in God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Well, just because there are more religious people than atheists, doesn't mean any side is "winning". McDonald's is the most frequented restaurant, but does that make it anywhere close to being the best? Hell no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Well, just because there are more religious people than atheists, doesn't mean any side is "winning". McDonald's is the most frequented restaurant, but does that make it anywhere close to being the best? Hell no. People who follow a religion and Religious people are different things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 McDonald's is the most frequented restaurant, but does that make it anywhere close to being the best? Hell no. That is an absolutely gun post, Runey. I was going to use a similar comparison with highest-grossing films, but you pretty much nailed the intention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfella. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So no wanking, eh Mikal? well what if I were to show you these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Well, just because there are more religious people than atheists, doesn't mean any side is "winning". McDonald's is the most frequented restaurant, but does that make it anywhere close to being the best? Hell no. People who follow a religion and Religious people are completey different things You fail to see my logic. You said "Atheism isn't winning.", and then give numbers stating that there are more religious people than atheists, and I said that more people eat at McDonald's than more healthier places. The people that eat at McDonald's are the ones that end up with heart attacks and strokes, while the rest do not. Same thing with religion, the people that follow one live their lives in constant fear of angering their "god" while atheists enjoy their lives, and in most cases, are good people in the first place. Anyway, I wish Mikal the best of luck in his mission of no spanking the monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Same thing with religion, the people that follow one live their lives in constant fear of angering their "god" while atheists enjoy their lives, and in most cases, are good people in the first place. Lmao so you're saying that my life is sh*t and im in constant fear of angering God? all you have to do is stay away from the major sins that God told you about in any book and thats it, it's not that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Same thing with religion, the people that follow one live their lives in constant fear of angering their "god" while atheists enjoy their lives, and in most cases, are good people in the first place. Lmao so you're saying that my life is sh*t and im in constant fear of angering God? all you have to do is stay away from the major sins that God told you about in any book and thats it, it's not that hard. You've already angered God, thats why I thought you gave up and became a non believer. Smoking, tazering, breaking things, etc. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Same thing with religion, the people that follow one live their lives in constant fear of angering their "god" while atheists enjoy their lives, and in most cases, are good people in the first place. Lmao so you're saying that my life is sh*t and im in constant fear of angering God? all you have to do is stay away from the major sins that God told you about in any book and thats it, it's not that hard. That's exactly what I do, and I'm an atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Same thing with religion, the people that follow one live their lives in constant fear of angering their "god" while atheists enjoy their lives, and in most cases, are good people in the first place. Lmao so you're saying that my life is sh*t and im in constant fear of angering God? all you have to do is stay away from the major sins that God told you about in any book and thats it, it's not that hard. You've already angered God, thats why I thought you gave up and became a non believer. Smoking, tazering, breaking things, etc. if you do minor sins like those you're gonna serve your time in hell then go to heaven, thats what it says in our book. @Struff Bunstridge : no you don't , because one of the major sins is to NOT believe in God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So Hell is like prison; it rehabilitates your soul, and then you're released into Heaven to reside with everybody else? Serious question, by the way, I'm actually interested. I've never heard that angle before. Edit: not believing in God is a sin? Well, I was f*cked from the start then. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Seems to be more like rehab for sinners. How long's Hilter been in there now? Must've been some crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So Hell is like prison; it rehabilitates your soul, and then you're released into Heaven to reside with everybody else? Serious question, by the way, I'm actually interested. I've never heard that angle before. Edit: not believing in God is a sin? Well, I was f*cked from the start then. Oh well. Yes, thats the case in my religion (Islam), I donno about other religions though, it's exactly like prison, but if you do any of the major sins you better start begging for forgivness or you're getting a life sentence, that's what religion basicaly is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Yes, but there's less and less churches, etc, so obviously Atheism is winning, but its just taking a while to wreck the number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Atheists don't have to go throught this. Indeed we don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 atheism isn't winning Applying the percentages to the 2006 world population of about 6.5 billion, Muslims have made up 1.25 billion of the total, Catholics 1.13 billion and all Christians 2.15 billion. edit: and i just looked up more resources and they all agree on that there are about 15,871,000 Jews in the world. Yes, but there's less and less churches, etc, so obviously Atheism is winning, but its just taking a while to wreck the number. well you might wreck the christians but you rnot wrecking the musilms,, because the number of mosques is going alot higher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hahah ive treid this before and lasted 3 days your never gonna do it. Unless u castrate yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Hahah ive treid this before and lasted 3 days your never gonna do it. Unless u castrate yourself. I lasted 8 days before, but my dick was blue and big as f*ck and it was gonna blow in my pants in any minute if I didn't do it, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost-Fender Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I've been wanting to go through 2 weeks without spanking the meat, but I can't never seem to go past the first week, let alone a month. I'll try and join you all, but I must say I'm being tempted right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I think the only way to stop masturbating for good is to get married or get a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I think the only way to stop masturbating for good is to get married or get a girlfriend. Depends if the wife or girlfreind is puttin out though doesnt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawg1990 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I think the only way to stop masturbating for good is to get married or get a girlfriend. Depends if the wife or girlfreind is puttin out though doesnt it. Yeh, need to get a sexually active wife or girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted May 24, 2008 Author Share Posted May 24, 2008 Geez, it took me a while to realize this guy was joking...hah. This is no joke, sir. What would make you think that any of this was in jest? This masturbation thing... What does everybody hope to achieve, apart from a walk like John Wayne? I want to achieve the love of The Father. That's all that I'm shooting for. So no wanking, eh Mikal? well what if I were to show you these... If the Devil is to take control of my thoughts and causes me to do sin unto myself, then I hope that I sin all over your face.. I seek repentance, can my fellow brothers help guide me towards salvation? Yes you deserve to die, and I hope you burn in hell! Brothers, last night I was able to take control of my actions through the will of God and I resisted the temptations of the Devil. It's a remarkable feeling, one that I've never felt before. And I don't want this topic to turn into a discussion about which religion is better. I don't plan on converting any of you and I don't wish that any other lovers of God in the house plan on converting. If you don't believe, that's that. We believe because we do and there's no reason for us to have to defend our beliefs. And for those of you who are also joining on our venture, may God be with you! 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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