Girish Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 masturbate watching something you don't like ... seen this on TV .. than you will hate masturbating If I were you, I'd start hating the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black-hawk Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Feel yo pain brotha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I haven't spanked the monkey for almost over a week already so I may acctually continue and make it past a month for the first time since I first masturbated. And I've never woken up with cream in my pants before since I've never left it for that long so I might as well try for it now. eh, scrap that. i'm not too good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Just call up every girl in your phone and ask if they are "DTF." Second hit on Google. DTF Books: Sells assorted books and gifts from affiliated publishers and distributors.? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingyThePothead Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Atheists don't have to go throught this. Have you ever thought of the idea of giving your hand to Our Almighty Father and letting him enter your life? When I did a couple years ago, I felt totally cleansed and I've never looked back! and this is the sorta brainwashing we need not! when it boils down to it, there is no god, there is no devil, there is no heaven or hell, although many belive this world to be hell........ there is how ever FAITH, and its peoples faith that keeps god alive, but the funny thing is, as soon as that voice thats called god, stops being god and starts being just a voice, its amazing how quick something turns from faith to schizophrenia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Can I join you on your journey? I'll start the journey tomorrow, 'cause I've already wanked off today, meaning I'll finish a day after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Can I join you on your journey? I'll start the journey tomorrow, 'cause I've already wanked off today, meaning I'll finish a day after you. God needs to have a word with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 My mate did this for Lent and gave up beer, chocolate and tobacco. Everytime he'd crave one, he'd think of the other and get distracted from his primary urge until he went full circle. Just so you know, after about 4 days he went nuts and ended up doing near enough all four at once. Ate chocolate, smoked while wanking and then got lashed off 12 cans of Kestrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sorry, but I have to post this. I'll try it too, I've gone up to a week without masturbating before, probably will be hard though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 If atheists were winning, don't you think Muslims, Jews and Christians would be minorities and wouldn't most countries have no official religion? Yeah, atheism is really winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Way to take the internet too seriously, dude. This masturbation thing... What does everybody hope to achieve, apart from a walk like John Wayne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james_root Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 on the last day when you wake up and your pants will be wet, naturally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingyThePothead Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Yeah, atheism is really winning. all down to where your from i suppose, for instance, the Catholic church at the end of my street just came down to make room for houses, and its the same all over the north of england, and the next generation of kids growing up doesnt give a fuc really! LOL i cant remember the last itme i heard of sunday school, or people even going to church in our area! religion is old news and it wont be long before its totally discredited. long live Atheism, spreading the truth world wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I had the worst nightmare. Everywhere I looked I saw: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Blacks Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 My member hasn't been tugged in over five months now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Yeah, atheism is really winning. all down to where your from i suppose, for instance, the Catholic church at the end of my street just came down to make room for houses, and its the same all over the north of england, and the next generation of kids growing up doesnt give a fuc really! LOL i cant remember the last itme i heard of sunday school, or people even going to church in our area! religion is old news and it wont be long before its totally discredited. long live Atheism, spreading the truth world wide The thing is, although it's impossible to prove religion is true, it's also impossible to prove it is wrong. Sorry for the off-topicness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 My member hasn't been tugged in over five months now . Either you are lying or you're a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Blacks Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 My member hasn't been tugged in over five months now . Either you are lying or you're a girl. Ermm masturbating isn't the only way to fill my sexual needs you know... Besides, the girls I know have a more sexual drive than I do! They're just less open about it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 So after a month wouldn't you blow the roof of the place? I mean seriously it just gets messy after 4 days. Besides you couldn't be legit, you talk like I do when I pretend to be religious on the internet. Gracious, calm and ends every sentence praising God. I'm pretty sure the Pope beats it when no one is looking so clearly everybody does it, no sin there, besides if I died and met up with God or whomever and they said "you sinned for jacking it" I'd have to say they'd be a really sh*tty deity. Giving everybody and incredible urge that can't be broken then punishing them for doing it. What an asshole. BTW: GTAF just loves these topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Besides, the girls I know have a more sexual drive than I do! They're just less open about it . Somebody knows a flock of fat chicks. You lucky bastard you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I feel ya Desmo. I had the same problem. I used to do it like once every day I managed to go 3 months without it, And now I'm building it up I aiming for a whole year without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I feel ya Desmo. I had the same problem. I used to do it like once every day I managed to go 3 months without it, And now I'm building it up I aiming for a whole year without. But why? I don't see any possible reason to not do it. Unless your religious and want to focus on its stupidest tenet, you know instead of not stealing and murdering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'd do it to prove that I have the balls and guts to show that I can actually achieve something as difficult as that. Oh, and 'cause I'm religious too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I have a 3 hour non-masturbation streak going. I wonder how long that will last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Besides, the girls I know have a more sexual drive than I do! They're just less open about it . Somebody knows a flock of fat chicks. You lucky bastard you. Is that the collective noun for fat chicks? I always thought it was 'glutton'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm sorry brothers, for I have deeply sinned. As soon as I opened this topic, I had urges. Evil urges. I seek repentance, can my fellow brothers help guide me towards salvation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 The way i see it, if God didnt want us to masturbate of have sex for pleasure, he wouldnt have made it so enjoyable. btw has anyone ever noticed that a lot of fun things in life are considered sins in the bible? i mean what, are we supposed to live dull, miserable lives or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Besides, the girls I know have a more sexual drive than I do! They're just less open about it . Somebody knows a flock of fat chicks. You lucky bastard you. Is that the collective noun for fat chicks? I always thought it was 'glutton'. I'd say a 'slobbery'. A slobbery of fat chicks. Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCollector Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'll go for it... a month without masturbation.. Ah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 The way i see it, if God didnt want us to masturbate of have sex for pleasure, he wouldnt have made it so enjoyable. btw has anyone ever noticed that a lot of fun things in life are considered sins in the bible? i mean what, are we supposed to live dull, miserable lives or something? Dun dun dun. Someone's just realised that religion is merely a form of controlling the masses! Our next lesson: Everything that say in the media isn't completely true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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