Bawjaws Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 "I must be the only Slav without cheekbones. I'm thinking of getting implants" -Bernie Williams "Stay safe, stay second amendment". -Gun store attendant "Don't worry, your assh*le will stretch" -LCPD to a running criminal "or perhaps you want a military inept Australian baby" -Baby adoption radio add Has to be the wittiest mosts satire clad scrip of any video game? Anyone got any lines that made them laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord fido Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 "I must be the only Slav without cheekbones. I'm thinking of getting implants" -Bernie Williams "Stay safe, stay second amendment". -Gun store attendant "Don't worry, your assh*le will stretch" -LCPD to a running criminal "or perhaps you want a military inept Australian baby" -Baby adoption radio add Has to be the wittiest mosts satire clad scrip of any video game? Anyone got any lines that made them laugh? If you think GTAIV was hilarious, you'd love to play Grand Theft Auto 3, the random stuff that peds say there still make people laugh after 7 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitoryu12 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Totally the best. I challenge anyone to find a better script, at which point I will argue to the death that it is NOT better than GTA IV. I liked Roman when he's drunk. "I am the beast! The beast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiechu Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 "I must be the only Slav without cheekbones. I'm thinking of getting implants" -Bernie Williams "Stay safe, stay second amendment". -Gun store attendant "Don't worry, your assh*le will stretch" -LCPD to a running criminal "or perhaps you want a military inept Australian baby" -Baby adoption radio add Has to be the wittiest mosts satire clad scrip of any video game? Anyone got any lines that made them laugh? If you think GTAIV was hilarious, you'd love to play Grand Theft Auto 3, the random stuff that peds say there still make people laugh after 7 years. In III mission script was for me kinda.. emotionless (except for Asuka missions, especially the later ones with Miguel (He was called Miguel, wasn't he?)), their script was awesome. But generally mission script was not so good. Pedastrian dialogue was great ("My mothers my sisters" anyone?), it second best after IV. That's because of Cheesy Vaginas and a polish woman. (For the first time in the series, we have polish language spoken, it got also a polish caller on Vladivostok FM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyhull Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Totally the best. I challenge anyone to find a better script, at which point I will argue to the death that it is NOT better than GTA IV. I liked Roman when he's drunk. "I am the beast! The beast!" The Getaway and The getaway black monday on the PS2. The cockney humor was acurate to the game and locationto where the game was based in london. If you've still got a PS2 it worth having a look at I think it would win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hesselaar Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 The script of GTA is quite good, because it's so funny. The story isn't that special.. doens't really give an epic feeling. No, the best game script ever imo is the script of Mafia. Really, it could be an award winning movie script.. i've never played anything quite like that game. But on the other hand, the humour in the GTA series is unique too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pariah87 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Metal gear solid 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawjaws Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 Metal gear solid 1. .... no, the best script..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiechu Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Totally the best. I challenge anyone to find a better script, at which point I will argue to the death that it is NOT better than GTA IV. I liked Roman when he's drunk. "I am the beast! The beast!" The Getaway and The getaway black monday on the PS2. The cockney humor was acurate to the game and locationto where the game was based in london. If you've still got a PS2 it worth having a look at I think it would win Oh noes, not the Black Monday. Its script was a miserable fail. BUT The Getaway, the first one got a brillant script and storyline. It's serious, gritty as hell, and just good. Especially the first half, the one with Hammond. It goes head 2 head with IV's script, with one being funny and yet serious, and second being serious and yet funny. -Give me my son. -I don't think you're in position to play around, Markie-boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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