technomm Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Imagine humans have invented a species-altering machine which is able to turn you into another kind of organism;in particular into an insect or an animal,based on what option you select and how you program the machine. I for one would have chose to be transformed into a cat.You know, I'm curious how do they look upon us humans. Man that's wonderful...then I had to go after those little rats in gutters and beat the hell out of them lol. Or had to leap over a wall just to be safe from a nut who wants to kick me in the back.Needless to say,a wild cat that is. Furthermore,marine animals would be also kickass.what about a whale or a shark? Or perhaps hmm... a spider? So what animal or insect you wish to be transformed into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I have already invented the technology, and put it to good use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radicell Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 A bird. Fly in the sky, no worries, no thoughts. Just fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Out of every animal in the world my absolute favourite is the Red Fox. Cunning, elusive and pretty vicious when they want to be. I'd be one of those, beautiful animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 If I were an animal, I'd be a homo sapiens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Id be a pitbull, drug snifing dog, so i could let all weed into the country haha. It would be good if you could be an animal for a few hours then turn back and do this process as many times as you like, imagine turning yourself into a pterdactyl sp? and flying around your city or countryside only to turn back into a human and see yourself on the news. f*cking A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yatesyz Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I would be some kind of bird, maybe a seagull so I could fly around nice beaches and sh*t on people from above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arvis Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Umm, i wouldn't, but if i would then dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 There are too many to choose, Basilisk- The ability to run over water would be immense Lion- Not only the king of the jungle, but a kickass pornstar. Having sex 50 times a day would be rather pleasent pig- Not only would I have the tendency to eat my mates sh*t without a care in the world, but I would be the king of the orgasm! Cheetah- It would be amazing to run at the speed a Cheetah can run, in a bid to catch prey, slaughter them to death and then eat them Octopus- Not only would I have three hearts, no bones, and ingenious way of catching prey and one of the highest intelligence of all animals, but I could, if hungry, eat my own tentacle, wait for it to grow back, and eat it again, awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamodder Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 A bird, most likely a seagull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 • Lion- Not only the king of the jungle, but a kickass pornstar. Having sex 50 times a day would be rather pleasent Is that true, isnt the lion king legal now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 • Octopus- Not only would I have three hearts, no bones, and ingenious way of catching prey and one of the highest intelligence of all animals, but I could, if hungry, eat my own tentacle, wait for it to grow back, and eat it again, awesome! You forgot the fact having 9 brains would also be pretty sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technomm Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 There are too many to choose, Basilisk- The ability to run over water would be immense Lion- Not only the king of the jungle, but a kickass pornstar. Having sex 50 times a day would be rather pleasent pig- Not only would I have the tendency to eat my mates sh*t without a care in the world, but I would be the king of the orgasm! Cheetah- It would be amazing to run at the speed a Cheetah can run, in a bid to catch prey, slaughter them to death and then eat them Octopus- Not only would I have three hearts, no bones, and ingenious way of catching prey and one of the highest intelligence of all animals, but I could, if hungry, eat my own tentacle, wait for it to grow back, and eat it again, awesome! Man,what a beast octopus is I'm just wondering 9 brains,three hearts?!! Wow! Also I have the same question as chris cambo.Freaking 50 times sex a day?!If that's true then lion FTW! Thanks for the information tho.I didn't know about some of them to be honest. @makeshyft: Is that article reporting the truth or is it just a joke?I only skimmed over it. well, I see many citations there.So it's supposed to be true.Weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dup Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'd rather just cross-breed with other species. Less risk on my molecular structure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 • Lion- Not only the king of the jungle, but a kickass pornstar. Having sex 50 times a day would be rather pleasent Is that true, isnt the lion king legal now? Websites say so, wikipedia, however, states that during a mating bout, which is around seven days long, they have sex 20-40 times a day. Even so, that would still be awesome. Although they don't generally have sex for the pleasure, just the reproduction, which would be a downside to it. You forgot the fact having 9 brains would also be pretty sweet. Really? I never knew such a fact. That would indeed, be truly awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I wanna be a liger. But seriously, I would want to be a wolf. I know its nothing special, but they do look cool as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLusion Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 id so love to be an elephant for a day. i don't know why but an elephant would be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 A killer whale perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Does Boba Fett count as an animal..? Cuz I'd be Boba Fett. $$$ MAKE MONEY WITH NEOBUX $$H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 id so love to be an elephant for a day. i don't know why but an elephant would be cool. You cant jumproap if you're an elephant. there is nothing cool about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicko Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 id so love to be an elephant for a day. i don't know why but an elephant would be cool. You cant jumproap if you're an elephant. there is nothing cool about that Not to mention spend a vast majority of the day eating and sh*tting. Where's the fun in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Cats weould eat humans if they could. Feral little bastards. I'd like to be one of those big cats that live in the mountains in America. They seem to have fun. Lots of sunshine, and they do that cool thing where they divebomb animals from clifftops, and then eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude GTA3 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I wouldn't really like to be an animal, since there's no cooked meals, and most of the stuff you eat is probably gross. But I'd like to be a wolf. Yeah, that shy forest-dwelling animal. FACT: Wolves are actually pretty shy and harmless, nearly like dogs, but they will attack if taunted or hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I would like to be a 'Dolphin'. Other than humans, they are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technomm Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 id so love to be an elephant for a day. i don't know why but an elephant would be cool. You cant jumproap if you're an elephant. there is nothing cool about that If they could jump, then we would go through horrible earthquakes everyday. I don't see anything that special with elephants; though their heavy proboscis would beat the sh*t up of whomever getting on their nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) But I'd like to be a wolf. Well, it seems like we have a few things in common Imi: There is a reason raptors arnt around any more. Don't make the same mistake as them. Edited May 23, 2008 by kevin2006rhs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) I'd wanna be a Raptor. f*ck all your modern animals, my resurrected extinct ass would kill you all. @Kevin: They would be if it wasn't for some sh*tty rock/volcano/etc. They are our GODS. Edited May 23, 2008 by Iminicus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'd love to be a Werewolf as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'd be a lion or a tiger. Just because all of the animal shows I've watched I think it would be really cool, to just see what it's actually like. Or I'd be a polar bear because they are my favorite animal and they are cute as hell, plus it would be cool to be in a place where it's virtually empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Goat. 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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