Breaking Bohan Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 In a bit of a jackpot here ... after a wild night of drinking with Kiki at Jagoff's I managed to score (which was good) but I think the rubber broke because after I left this lady turned into a real pain in the ass (calling all the time; demanding fidelity) ... I can only assume this skank is knocked up!!! Its a sticky situation, and I tried to go to the pharmacy to obtain some emergency contraceptives but they are all closed; I went to [email protected] to run a web search for a women's clinic but came up dry; next I decided to try the hospital but I cant locate the on-call doctor, and even when I put on the scrubs I stole the game won't let Niko perform the abortion. (WTF not!) Since I dont want to waste my cash paying child support for this obnoxious slat of trim, I was wondering what you guys did. I'm running out of time and considering 1) scoring Ludes from the mexican internet pharmacy and poisoning her, or 2) pushing her down the stairs after our next date. But hopefully someone knows where I can locate a clinic or a coathanger and I can resolve this unpleasantness in a discrete manner. Suggestions?! Ps. Does anyone know where I can score besides the pharmacy? ((It would be cheaper if I didn't have to pay for rush-postage from Mexico - I'd rather just go to the Bowery if at all possible.)) Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 Can I use "point-click-and-ship-a-bitch.net" in reverse to get her removed from the country? Can I get any relief from the internet (something tangible) or only entertainment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
completeidiot23 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 are for real??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack744 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 lmao, hilarious drive her off a cliff or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Phone her and dump her man, no saying the Child Support Agency won't come knocking on your door later though. Just keep moving from savehouse to savehouse, stay in the same place too long and you will get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Face Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 um? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogan2442 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 wat you need to do is, punch her really hard in the ovaries, thus making her realise tht u dont want this baby to come out, then she will leave u alone, They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
completeidiot23 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c4m320n Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat PROBLEM SOLVED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seano47 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm lost your not the only one is this a mission am missing or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jas0nuk Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 OK, what the hell are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Are you high? Women don't get pregnant in this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
completeidiot23 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 i think it's a joke gonre too far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sufferance Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) if you shoot the girl your dating in the face does she stay dead or does it just give you a "mission failed" type of thing??? Kinda off topic but this thread made me think about it. Edited May 23, 2008 by Sufferance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deedeedee Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 dude whatever ur smoking i want 2 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 Am I the only one who misses having access to a big purple Double-Ender (like the one obtained deep inside cop-shops in SA)? I think it would be the perfect tool for resolving this situation; plus, it would raise the possibility for some hot girl-girl action and that stupid skank wont even know my true motives ... somethings gotta change, cause I'm sick of living in abandoned buildings and alleyways and not answering the phone and feeling bad about myself sometimes (like when it rains). When I'm feeling really blue, I just want to get away from it all, but I cant go into a bar and drink alone (why the hell not!?!?), I mean it's my body dammit, if I want to go to the carryout and drink Thunderbird all night in the street, and then smash the empty bottle on some shuck's face, it should be my GTA-Right - I want some more personal freedom! If the city is awash in drugs ... why the hell cant a score some crank or blow for personal use?!?! What the hell else am I going to spend all this cash on, and what else can I do dull the monotony and aggravation of daily livin?? Am I the only one who thinks it would be amusing if Niko could take drop acid or eat some shrooms and then suffer "psychedelic" effects (like trails or a 3d-tit); or get extra speed/health/energy from coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djhazardous Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Your posts are hillarious. Made me think though by your last comment, in the next GTA it would be cool if they played on the drunk effect but altered it accordingly to different drugs. If you're on ecstacy the gameplay will be speeded up, if on weed it's slowed down, on acid the world goes all colourful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm lost your not the only one is this a mission am missing or something. You are missing two things. Imagination and sense of humour. I agree with you Breaking Bohan, there are even godammed crack pipes and bongs in some of the savehouses and we cant even use them. I would have loved to have fired one of them babies up while wearing my fingerless gloves. Game is a total failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm lost your not the only one is this a mission am missing or something. You are missing two things. Imagination and sense of humour. I agree with you Breaking Bohan, there are even godammed crack pipes and bongs in some of the savehouses and we cant even use them. I would have loved to have fired one of them babies up while wearing my fingerless gloves. Game is a total failure. Right, you're absolutely right ... I just don't understand the logic behind this "Look ... but don't touch!" philosophy that R*'s got going here - Don't get me wrong, I'd rather look than not look at all, but it would just be so damn nice if we could touch and taste to a greater degree ... If I want to be a crazy degenerate then it should be my GTA-Right to do so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarquin biscuitbarrel Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 she gets the cops off you, all it takes is a date (and bunk up) about once every game week. plus... what the hell is child support when you can boost infinite numbers of turismo's from the grotti dealership? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CukyDoh Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Omfg, this thread is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiddleyWinker Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 wow, theres so many people on this thread who are taking you seriously lol there like "am i mising something" "you cant get woman pregnant on this game" lol! How baout you take her on a date again. Then... when your in bed with her, put like the pillow over her head. or maybe you could just smack that bitch in an ally way! pay a old veteran some alcohol money to use some of his tactics to go all ninja style on her. Get some poison put it in her food and drink... dress up as a scary ghost and hope for the best that she has a heart attack or summurt and falls out of her apartmant window... How about you get some kinda magnifying glass, throw some flamible liwuid over her and place the magnifying glass infront of the sun and then close your eyes and sing "Burn baby burn.. oh Burn baby burn" ... or alternitavly just smack her over the head with it afew times. Lastly, if your kind just either dump her or as you said send her on a boat to another country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 LOL great topic. but if you aint killed Eddie Low yet im sure hell kill her and your baby for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercedes-Benz Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 you been playing for way to long bro. go outside get some f*cking air or something. wayyyy to into it buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonos Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Well i dont know about you but if i got my bitch pregant i would drag that little c*nt by the hair into a dark alley and cut her belly open with a dull rusty knife then take that screaming little f*cker and throw it at an oncoming car. I would then take a brick and put it in that bitches stomach and sew it back up that way she can pretend shes pregnant for the rest of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddb421 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 breaking bohan... methamphetamines isnt the drug for you . move on to heroin . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 breaking bohan... methamphetamines isnt the drug for you . move on to heroin . Gladly, but that crazy whore of a woman Kiki is spending all my money all the time, and the missions don't pay so well any more, so there aint no money to score skag, and even if there were where would I go to do so?! The "Superstar Cafe," "Memory Lanes," or the fudge-packing doughnut shop? Unlikely ... Even if I didn't spend my earning on ammo and handjobs it wouldn't last long w/ this filthy tramp in my life, waiting in the wings until I've traveled accross the entire map and my destination is in sight, and then this great whore is badgering me over the phone, demanding gifts and expensive dinners ... she even refuses to give me oral pleasure unless I leave her "spending monies" when I leave ... it really is wearing Niko thin, he really has to restrain himself from grabbin the nearest toilet seat and clubbin the very life out of her with it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khusa Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 turn the cell phones sleep mode on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacasner Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Go on jerry springer and claim ur not that babies dad. Fo' sho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshii Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I'm lost your not the only one is this a mission am missing or something. You are missing two things. Imagination and sense of humour. I agree with you Breaking Bohan, there are even godammed crack pipes and bongs in some of the savehouses and we cant even use them. I would have loved to have fired one of them babies up while wearing my fingerless gloves. Game is a total failure. Right, you're absolutely right ... I just don't understand the logic behind this "Look ... but don't touch!" philosophy that R*'s got going here - Don't get me wrong, I'd rather look than not look at all, but it would just be so damn nice if we could touch and taste to a greater degree ... If I want to be a crazy degenerate then it should be my GTA-Right to do so! they had coke in Scarface (the game) everywhere! I don't see why GTA can't do it too. about your GF problems, just drop her off on a street corner somewhere and pimp her ass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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