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Only in Grand Theft Auto........

 

you can kill 1000 people and get away with it.

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Jack-Stowe

You can sleep with 20 hookers and not have any repercussions..

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tarquin biscuitbarrel

george bush isn't in gta and he got away with killing 1000+

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not buy fingerless gloves

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(do you think R* know by now? or should we keep throwing references to it here?)

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george bush isn't in gta and he got away with killing 1000+

Lol I've alway for that funny. The burst into Iraq kill thousands and one soldier dies and they go OMFG!#!@$!@!! One of our hired killers died!!

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Get the army and the FBI chasin you and then lose them 2 mins later.

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explicitmo

You will never be late to work caus you never sleep longer than 6 hours!

 

one more:

You will order some fried chicken at a restaurant not thinking of anything evil and hear the guy taking your order calling you a motherf*cker!

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Wear the same clothes 2 weeks straight without being rejected from society.

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*Bump* Knock over lightposts without having to pay to have them rebuilt.

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stealthboy50

Lets think

Spawn cars out of thin air.

Carry 10 weps including a assault, sniper rifel. Oh and a SMG Pistol RPG shotgun and grenades.

Magic those weps after a phone call

Spawn a heli with a phone call.

Go on the tallest building, blow yourself up with a rocket, hit 3 other buildings like a rag doll, fall and wake up in hostipal alive.

Go without eating for weeks and when you do eat only a burger.

After being shot and nearly dead you can run around, drive a car and live for days and never feel the pain. If you need to be revived a $1 burger fixes you better than any hospital.

A girl your cousin introduces you to claims shes a goverment spy and asked for the cocain you got after shooting it out with noose and drug dealers and evading a helechopper...

Sorry i can not think of many. More tommorow.

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molest an old lady.. oh we talking about GTA? whoops.

Lol.

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unknown681
Only in Grand Theft Auto........

 

you can kill 1000 people and get away with it.

you can do that in saints row as well cool.gif

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makiaveli777

-falling from 1000 miles in the water and be alive

-doing missions for petrovic

-driving a infernus, comet, sultan RS and superGT

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Find a RPG lieing in an alleyway.

Actually, you won't find a RPG in an ally. The only RPG pickup in GTA IV is on a rock, which is loacated in the middle of the ocean.

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george bush isn't in gta and he got away with killing 1000+

Lol I've alway for that funny. The burst into Iraq kill thousands and one soldier dies and they go OMFG!#!@$!@!! One of our hired killers died!!

Hired killers? Oooh, boy... Where's that Republican when needed? They are, in a way... Hired to kill... Yes. But what they're doing is (was) for the good of Iraq and the rest of the world. So they thought. Poor intel and the oil blinded Bush and Rumsfeld. They thought Saddam had WMDs, but he didn't. Insurgents died and it serves them right. The civilian casualties are sad, and f*cked up. The Iraqi army was dissolved, and left hundreds of thousands were left unemployed.

 

Bottom line, don't call soldiers hired killers.




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george bush isn't in gta and he got away with killing 1000+

Lol I've alway for that funny. The burst into Iraq kill thousands and one soldier dies and they go OMFG!#!@$!@!! One of our hired killers died!!

Hired killers? Oooh, boy... Where's that Republican when needed? They are, in a way... Hired to kill... Yes. But what they're doing is (was) for the good of Iraq and the rest of the world. So they thought. Poor intel and the oil blinded Bush and Rumsfeld. They thought Saddam had WMDs, but he didn't. Insurgents died and it serves them right. The civilian casualties are sad, and f*cked up. The Iraqi army was dissolved, and left hundreds of thousands were left unemployed.

 

Bottom line, don't call soldiers hired killers.

they showed a video on the news in the netherlands it was horrible, a soldier just shot an old man for no reason he did get fired but still how can people do these things. killing people for the ''protection of their country'' thats bull they shouldve investigated more before they decided to send 10000 soldiers on a killing spree.

but most of the soldiers arent bad they are just people and they think they are doing the right thing, because somebody told them. they only see the dammage when they are finished.

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george bush isn't in gta and he got away with killing 1000+

Lol I've alway for that funny. The burst into Iraq kill thousands and one soldier dies and they go OMFG!#!@$!@!! One of our hired killers died!!

Hired killers? Oooh, boy... Where's that Republican when needed? They are, in a way... Hired to kill... Yes. But what they're doing is (was) for the good of Iraq and the rest of the world. So they thought. Poor intel and the oil blinded Bush and Rumsfeld. They thought Saddam had WMDs, but he didn't. Insurgents died and it serves them right. The civilian casualties are sad, and f*cked up. The Iraqi army was dissolved, and left hundreds of thousands were left unemployed.

 

Bottom line, don't call soldiers hired killers.

If they found WMDs in Iraq they would the U.S.'s

 

@above^^^: Like Niko says at the begining, "War is when the old and bitter trick the young into killing each other.

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Get in tons of car crashes and still be alive. XD

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Get shot through the windshield because you run into the worlds strongest poplar tree.

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Survive a helicopter crash almost unscratched because you were wearing body armour.

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Find a RPG lieing in an alleyway.

Actually, you won't find a RPG in an ally. The only RPG pickup in GTA IV is on a rock, which is loacated in the middle of the ocean.

And yet you are wrong on this..

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Yes. But what they're doing is (was) for the good of Iraq and the rest of the world.

.....Yeah, you just keep on telling yourself that....w/e makes you sleep at night.

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Tatertotts

Have a coherent conversation with a man you can't actually understand (Little Jacob).

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