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Claude GTA3

So there I was on the street, playing with ma' daddy's gat,

 

And it suddenly went *blat*!

 

I accidentally shot a rat,

 

which was afterwards eaten by a cat.

 

I took the key under the mat,

 

went inside and there I sat.

 

My back now needed a pat,

 

I took off my hat in the honor of the rat.

 

So there I was, mourning while I sat.

 

The next day I forgot about that,

 

and went to a friend that was a brat.

 

He was fat,

 

but he was agile as an alleycat.

 

A true acrobat.

 

With my girl I had a nice chat,

 

until we got interrupted by Matt.

 

Matt the copycat.

 

We engaged in combat.

 

He ended up flat.

 

I also received a hard swat...

 

But I'm OK because I beat a twat.

 

That is that.

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"Stealing, running, fighting, punching, kicking, screaming. This is the way I have chosen to live. I will accept the consequences"

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The Unvirginiser

We really need a chat

Your poem was pretty shat

You can do better than that

One minute I sat

Reading that

You stupid twat

 

Nobody will say its fat

not me, not tony, not emopat

Go back to eating your kit kat

On your own in your flat

Where your only mate is a gnat

 

Even he saw your poem and spat

You need to improve the format

You sound like a dingbat

I'd love to fight you in combat

So I can show you where it's at

 

Can't stay and chit-chat

And thats all I ahve to say about that

 

 

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Claude GTA3

Damn it, you bested me!

 

It was pretty sh*t, innit?

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We really need a chat

Your poem was pretty shat

You can do better than that

One minute I sat

Reading that

You stupid twat

 

Nobody will say its fat

not me, not tony, not emopat

Go back to eating your kit kat

On your own in your flat

Where your only mate is a gnat

 

Even he saw your poem and spat

You need to improve the format

You sound like a dingbat

I'd love to fight you in combat

So I can show you where it's at

 

Can't stay and chit-chat

And thats all I ahve to say about that

 

 

tounge2.gif

Lmao, that brought a smile on my face.

 

I agree with the title, your boredom has certainly got the better of you.

 

and went to a friend that was a brat.

 

That should be 'who was a brat' i believe.

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