chris cambo Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 In this topic we shall write about our versions of history, they can be about anything you want even jesus having a pet dinosaur or hitler being a world famous mountain climber. The True facts of history. What many people do not know about others must find out the details and know everything, i am a skeptic and i KNOW the answer to every conspiracy that has ever existed, from who stole mary jane's milk bottle in harlem, 1976 to how chuck norris is actually weaker than jean claude van damne. Ill start with the begining of earth and work my way up to the present and even into the future. The world started 600 years ago inhabited by the Spentzulos, which nowadays we call rabbits. Back in the Spentzulos times known briefly as the carrot age the habitants of earth where not the brightest of creatures and would sh*t and hump eachover all day long, but legend has it there was a Spentzulo name Proffessor Daniel West or in their native language gloop. Gloop was clever,so clever that he invented objects such as the microwave, bicycle and the door knob. Due to Gloops extensive knowledge of everything he was regarded as a social outcast during school and was bullied by the much bigger rabbit named Klump in Spentzulish and in our language hitler. Hitler would call him a furry motherf*cker and piss all over Gloops carrots. Gloop took the abuse in his stride and continued to do what he did best, back in 3A.G. (after gloop) a new species invaded the planet on the vehicle we call a rowing boat, the new species where ultra smart and new the best ways of making money and banging hot chicks. This ultra race were called The Jews. Gloop did not like Jews because they where much more clever than him and where taking his shine which was the only thing going for him. Gloop Hired Hitler to exterminate the Jews as one of the jews got hitlers sister pregnant and didnt pay his child support. Gloop developed a weapon that fired objects able to penetrate and exterminate the target, his weapon was called the 'Generally Uniting Nazi's' or the gun for short. Gloop and hitler worked together to organise an army of blue eyed, blonde haired rabbits and exterminated the jews, all except for one jew who Gloop kept in his basement and made a baby with, this cross breed of the rabbit and jew was called the Money Keeper or Monkey as its called nowadays. From there on the world had changed dramatically .... Ill continue this tomorow as its just a WIP Hope you enjoyed (None of the opinions expressed are opinions of the creator but just a weird little fiction story so please dont take offense if your jewish or a rabbit. thanks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Jesus was a 70's disco God, origionally named disco Jesus. Disco Jesus owned the discos, even disco Stu would stand up when Disco Jesus entered the room. Disco Jesus was eventually convinced by John Travolta to drop the disco and just be Jesus. He evented the dance "The Time Warp", co-written with Richard O' Brian, who agreeeed to help after Jesus moonwalked himself 150 gold tickets in the crystal dome and won lots of time crystals. After hitting the bottle hard in the early 90's due to the loss of a testicle Jesus decided to make the time warp a reality. He constructed a time machine, built moslty from old disco shoes and traveled back 2000 years to make the Jewish race cool again. According to the webcam built in to the time machine the Jews didn't take to it too well and stabbed Jesus. After recovering from his wound he created a new dance called the acension. Disco Jesus promises to return again. Chris you legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 (edited) I don't get it. Let's all write nonsensical sh*t and laugh about it? I miss the "creative" aspect of that which the title suggests. Others may find this amusing, but this one's for sure not for me. Edited May 19, 2008 by Vercetti21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 I don't get it. Let's all write nonsensical sh*t and laugh about it? I miss the "creative" aspect of that which the title suggests. Others may find this amusing, but this one's for sure not for me. Well you have to have a tad of creativity to write a story about rabbits inhabiting the earth. Thanks for you post Mr Unvirginiser, i always pictured jesus as a disco guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eminence Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yeah, you need supreme creativity, and by the looks of it, the skill of a rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unvirginiser Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 At least mine was plausible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris cambo Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 At least mine was plausible True if i lived in an african village with no social contact to anywhere outside the village and i learned to speak english and read The Unvirginisers story id totally be christian right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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