Signor Vercetti Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 My boss was also playing it so i just stayed home Well, that is slightly different. If your boss has decided to take time off to play, then you've every right as well!!!!!! Nice boss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twintwix Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 TELEPHONE: Ring ring.POXJEDI: Uhoh, better answer it (Poxjedi turns down the volume on his stereo and continues to play gta 4. He picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone) THE BOSS: Hello? Poxjedi? POXJEDI: Yessir? THE BOSS: Poxjedi, why haven't you come into work the past two days? Everyone at the office is very worried about you. POXJEDI: Uh, sir, I couldn't come because... (Niko's Infernus bursts into flames and explodes) POXJEDI: DAMMIT MY CAR!!! THE BOSS: Your car!? What's wrong with your car (Niko respawns) POXJEDI: ...awwwww sh*t, now I'm at the friggin' hospital! THE BOSS: (alarmed) the hospital? are you alright?? POXJEDI: (coming to his senses) Wha- oh. Um, yeah, but please don't come visit me, I don't want you worrying about me, sir. THE BOSS: Of course, I wouldn't want to disturb you. You just give me a call when you're ready to come back to work. POXJEDI: Yessir. THE BOSS: I'll send around a jar and collect any spare change to help pay for your bills. I really do feel horrible about this, like it must be my fault. After all, I've really been overworking you the past few weeks, haven't I? I'm very, very sorry about that. POXJEDI: (Niko steals a helicopter) Hell yes. THE BOSS: And... and so that's why I've decided to give you a raise. How about 5 percent? POXJEDI: (Niko starts to rise up in the helicopter up the side of the statue of happiness) ...almost there... THE BOSS: (almost ashamed of himself) Did I say 5 percent?? Because I really did mean fifteen percent. POXJEDI: (Niko bails out of the helicopter and lands right on top of the statue of happiness' cup.) Perfect! THE BOSS: (relieved) Right, we'll work out the details when you're ready. In the mean time you relax, Pox. See you soon. POXJEDI: (Niko takes out a sniper rifle and zooms in on an unsuspecting security guard at the base of the statue. He blows the guard's head off.) SEE YA, MOTHERf*ckER!!! LMAO I had no excuse at all I got bored after playing 3 hours of gta 4 + 2 hours online. Never played it again. In fact I have developed a HUGE PHOBIA for rockstar game now after playing gta 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinCan Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I ask Niko for permission to go outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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