wolfsight Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I was wondering, What Excuse(s) have you used so that you could stay home and play GTA IV.. Example: Calling out sick from work/school...etc... ?? Thanks DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay121 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 How sad Thats like sayin gta has taken ove your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfsight Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 How sad Thats like sayin gta has taken ove your life sad yes, but u know some have done it lol thats why i asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v350 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 I would have called in sick to work to stay home and play all day. However my gf isn't working at the moment so i wouldn't be able to play very long anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capricornus Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Well I had no excuses. I had no college classes or work that week. So yeah. If I was in the position, I wouldn't skip school or work for it, simply because there are things I value more than a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAZZY DUZ IT187 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Magical ponies ran over my grandmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool_Aid Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I would say I was sick or fake a injury and the play the game a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVilliers Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 "I'm playing GTAIV, f*ck the hell off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poxjedi Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 TELEPHONE: Ring ring. POXJEDI: Uhoh, better answer it (Poxjedi turns down the volume on his stereo and continues to play gta 4. He picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone) THE BOSS: Hello? Poxjedi? POXJEDI: Yessir? THE BOSS: Poxjedi, why haven't you come into work the past two days? Everyone at the office is very worried about you. POXJEDI: Uh, sir, I couldn't come because... (Niko's Infernus bursts into flames and explodes) POXJEDI: DAMMIT MY CAR!!! THE BOSS: Your car!? What's wrong with your car (Niko respawns) POXJEDI: ...awwwww sh*t, now I'm at the friggin' hospital! THE BOSS: (alarmed) the hospital? are you alright?? POXJEDI: (coming to his senses) Wha- oh. Um, yeah, but please don't come visit me, I don't want you worrying about me, sir. THE BOSS: Of course, I wouldn't want to disturb you. You just give me a call when you're ready to come back to work. POXJEDI: Yessir. THE BOSS: I'll send around a jar and collect any spare change to help pay for your bills. I really do feel horrible about this, like it must be my fault. After all, I've really been overworking you the past few weeks, haven't I? I'm very, very sorry about that. POXJEDI: (Niko steals a helicopter) Hell yes. THE BOSS: And... and so that's why I've decided to give you a raise. How about 5 percent? POXJEDI: (Niko starts to rise up in the helicopter up the side of the statue of happiness) ...almost there... THE BOSS: (almost ashamed of himself) Did I say 5 percent?? Because I really did mean fifteen percent. POXJEDI: (Niko bails out of the helicopter and lands right on top of the statue of happiness' cup.) Perfect! THE BOSS: (relieved) Right, we'll work out the details when you're ready. In the mean time you relax, Pox. See you soon. POXJEDI: (Niko takes out a sniper rifle and zooms in on an unsuspecting security guard at the base of the statue. He blows the guard's head off.) SEE YA, MOTHERf*ckER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elidibiz Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ^ I lol'd. I don't use excuses, if people call me to hang out or ask me why did I skipped three days straight at school I just scream "fuc* off motherfuc*er, I'm playing GTAIV!" and we're all set. I'll have a four day weekend in three days, my friends are almost sure to ask me to do something, guess I'll be out of friends pretty soon. Little Jacob is all the company I need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sananoutlaw Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 (edited) nice poxjedi, I like it LOL, made me laugh. Funny thing is, that'd probably actually happen with my manager, he's an idiot. enjoy are you British btw? seems like brit humour Edited May 19, 2008 by sananoutlaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FierceTheFox Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I just tell my parents "5 more minutes mom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjpremo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 That's like calling GTA4 meth lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony_Starks Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 the other day me mum goes "are you nearly finished yet? thats becoming an obsession." oh well since the game came out the savings i've made on fuel are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike39 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 The only person that lives with me is my girlfriend, and I've just tried to coordinate playing when she's at work. I'm not super-addicted or anything so it's not a big deal, plus I'm probably hitting the mark where I'll stop playing altogether soon anyway. I work at home and for myself so I can pretty much do whatever I want, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 How sad Thats like sayin gta has taken ove your life And the latter would be work taking over your life. Provided you aren't a paper-boy, most jobs give about 15-10 days a year of no-questions asked vacation or sick time. And %70 of the time, I don't have any real reason other than it's A) A nice day, B) A sh*tty day, C) I just don't feel like working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touge Union Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ME: Hello Boss Boss: Oh hello james, why arnt you in yet ME: well theres a funny story about that Boss: And it is? ME: Well we both being men, you must understand that i just cant be arsed ... ... ... Boss: I understand, see you tommorow ME: Pfff...Yeah Right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calleweird Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I used nothing. Normally i wuz getting it Wednesday, but i got it Thursday. Pretty anoying tough, that i only have like till 23:00 to play IV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleOGJohnson Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I didnt have an excuse and didnt want one. I know that all of my games and my XBOX360 would be at home when I got there. It aint like the GTAIV disc can walk and run away from you. Skipping responsibilities for a video game = DEFINITION OF LAME. You prolly the same guy who couldnt eat the whole day IV came out and who rushed to the store at 12 o'clock at night instead of just going to Target in regular hours. Yall thought that sh*t was cool, when alotta people who didnt go at midnight were laughing and make jokes at school bout those who did, calling them "nerds". lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delano.888 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I actually told my boss I was going on holidays for a week, and he bought it, played the whole first week, and now everytime at work everybody askes me, how was Berlin? So I just tell it was okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poxjedi Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Should've told them you were going to NYC And you could tell them about how the crime rate seems to have skyrocketed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadm9410 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 but mom, all my friends are gonna be talkin about it at school tomorrow. they'll make fun of me and I'll kill myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akridine Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 as a government employee i get duvet days, there guranteed days off, you ring up and tell them your having a duvet day and get the day off. ive had 2 of those since gta came out, mainly due to me playing all night and needing to sleep ive also told my girlfriend im ill a couple of times so i don't have to go round her house, yes thats right! i chose GTA over a girl!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplecrs13 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Haha I like it when people say that they don't skip work or school just for a game, those people are the first ones that do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaiBellic1889 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 TELEPHONE: Ring ring.POXJEDI: Uhoh, better answer it (Poxjedi turns down the volume on his stereo and continues to play gta 4. He picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone) THE BOSS: Hello? Poxjedi? POXJEDI: Yessir? THE BOSS: Poxjedi, why haven't you come into work the past two days? Everyone at the office is very worried about you. POXJEDI: Uh, sir, I couldn't come because... (Niko's Infernus bursts into flames and explodes) POXJEDI: DAMMIT MY CAR!!! THE BOSS: Your car!? What's wrong with your car (Niko respawns) POXJEDI: ...awwwww sh*t, now I'm at the friggin' hospital! THE BOSS: (alarmed) the hospital? are you alright?? POXJEDI: (coming to his senses) Wha- oh. Um, yeah, but please don't come visit me, I don't want you worrying about me, sir. THE BOSS: Of course, I wouldn't want to disturb you. You just give me a call when you're ready to come back to work. POXJEDI: Yessir. THE BOSS: I'll send around a jar and collect any spare change to help pay for your bills. I really do feel horrible about this, like it must be my fault. After all, I've really been overworking you the past few weeks, haven't I? I'm very, very sorry about that. POXJEDI: (Niko steals a helicopter) Hell yes. THE BOSS: And... and so that's why I've decided to give you a raise. How about 5 percent? POXJEDI: (Niko starts to rise up in the helicopter up the side of the statue of happiness) ...almost there... THE BOSS: (almost ashamed of himself) Did I say 5 percent?? Because I really did mean fifteen percent. POXJEDI: (Niko bails out of the helicopter and lands right on top of the statue of happiness' cup.) Perfect! THE BOSS: (relieved) Right, we'll work out the details when you're ready. In the mean time you relax, Pox. See you soon. POXJEDI: (Niko takes out a sniper rifle and zooms in on an unsuspecting security guard at the base of the statue. He blows the guard's head off.) SEE YA, MOTHERf*ckER!!! FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akridine Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 TELEPHONE: Ring ring.POXJEDI: Uhoh, better answer it (Poxjedi turns down the volume on his stereo and continues to play gta 4. He picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone) THE BOSS: Hello? Poxjedi? POXJEDI: Yessir? THE BOSS: Poxjedi, why haven't you come into work the past two days? Everyone at the office is very worried about you. POXJEDI: Uh, sir, I couldn't come because... (Niko's Infernus bursts into flames and explodes) POXJEDI: DAMMIT MY CAR!!! THE BOSS: Your car!? What's wrong with your car (Niko respawns) POXJEDI: ...awwwww sh*t, now I'm at the friggin' hospital! THE BOSS: (alarmed) the hospital? are you alright?? POXJEDI: (coming to his senses) Wha- oh. Um, yeah, but please don't come visit me, I don't want you worrying about me, sir. THE BOSS: Of course, I wouldn't want to disturb you. You just give me a call when you're ready to come back to work. POXJEDI: Yessir. THE BOSS: I'll send around a jar and collect any spare change to help pay for your bills. I really do feel horrible about this, like it must be my fault. After all, I've really been overworking you the past few weeks, haven't I? I'm very, very sorry about that. POXJEDI: (Niko steals a helicopter) Hell yes. THE BOSS: And... and so that's why I've decided to give you a raise. How about 5 percent? POXJEDI: (Niko starts to rise up in the helicopter up the side of the statue of happiness) ...almost there... THE BOSS: (almost ashamed of himself) Did I say 5 percent?? Because I really did mean fifteen percent. POXJEDI: (Niko bails out of the helicopter and lands right on top of the statue of happiness' cup.) Perfect! THE BOSS: (relieved) Right, we'll work out the details when you're ready. In the mean time you relax, Pox. See you soon. POXJEDI: (Niko takes out a sniper rifle and zooms in on an unsuspecting security guard at the base of the statue. He blows the guard's head off.) SEE YA, MOTHERf*ckER!!! that was amazing, im still crying from laughing so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinful Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Yall thought that sh*t was cool, when alotta people who didnt go at midnight were laughing and make jokes at school bout those who did, calling them "nerds". lmao I honestly believe you are in the wrong website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signor Vercetti Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 How sad Thats like sayin gta has taken ove your life Agreed 100%. If you miss school, or even worse, work just so you can play a computer game (any computer game, including GTA IV), then you are showing signs of severe addiction and need to change your gaming lifestyle, so it fits in with the rest of your life, not the rest of your life fitting in with your gaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaPro100% Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 My boss was also playing it so i just stayed home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta007 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 TELEPHONE: Ring ring.POXJEDI: Uhoh, better answer it (Poxjedi turns down the volume on his stereo and continues to play gta 4. He picks up the phone and puts it on speakerphone) THE BOSS: Hello? Poxjedi? POXJEDI: Yessir? THE BOSS: Poxjedi, why haven't you come into work the past two days? Everyone at the office is very worried about you. POXJEDI: Uh, sir, I couldn't come because... (Niko's Infernus bursts into flames and explodes) POXJEDI: DAMMIT MY CAR!!! THE BOSS: Your car!? What's wrong with your car (Niko respawns) POXJEDI: ...awwwww sh*t, now I'm at the friggin' hospital! THE BOSS: (alarmed) the hospital? are you alright?? POXJEDI: (coming to his senses) Wha- oh. Um, yeah, but please don't come visit me, I don't want you worrying about me, sir. THE BOSS: Of course, I wouldn't want to disturb you. You just give me a call when you're ready to come back to work. POXJEDI: Yessir. THE BOSS: I'll send around a jar and collect any spare change to help pay for your bills. I really do feel horrible about this, like it must be my fault. After all, I've really been overworking you the past few weeks, haven't I? I'm very, very sorry about that. POXJEDI: (Niko steals a helicopter) Hell yes. THE BOSS: And... and so that's why I've decided to give you a raise. How about 5 percent? POXJEDI: (Niko starts to rise up in the helicopter up the side of the statue of happiness) ...almost there... THE BOSS: (almost ashamed of himself) Did I say 5 percent?? Because I really did mean fifteen percent. POXJEDI: (Niko bails out of the helicopter and lands right on top of the statue of happiness' cup.) Perfect! THE BOSS: (relieved) Right, we'll work out the details when you're ready. In the mean time you relax, Pox. See you soon. POXJEDI: (Niko takes out a sniper rifle and zooms in on an unsuspecting security guard at the base of the statue. He blows the guard's head off.) SEE YA, MOTHERf*ckER!!! best excuse ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here's a cookie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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